HI! This is my second story I've put on the site, It also has some things to do with anthother story I plan on doing plz R&R.

And no I do not own naruto or any other stuff like that.

Sakura had been in the Akatsuki for almost a year, she had cheated lied, hurt and betrayed her friends and village all because of one, no wait make that two, three?, okay to put it simply because of the Akatsuki. Although it was partly her fault she was at first kidnapped but it was her who decided to stay with the Akatsuki after them freeing her, all because of her feelings for one man.

After all of the strange wacky and wonderful things that had happened in the last year she was now being faced with the most awkward situation of her lifetime (Apart from the time when Sasori walked in on her and Deidaras singathon. Which at the aparent time she happened to be singing in Deidaras face 'Dude Looks Like a Lady') and it could be even more awkward than THAT!.

Her and the entire Akatsuki had just came back from their vacation (Sakuras Idea) when they had to pass through the Sand country.

At the time Sakaru was raving at Deidara for buying the wrong tampons after she clearly explainedto him which ones to get.

Deidara who was attempting at ignoring the female, and was failing miserably. Kisame and Hidan were laughing their heads off (Almost literally for Hidan) Itatchi was smirking and Kakuzu was mumbling about 'How much money they wasted whilst on their so called "vacation".'

And Sasori was just staying out of it.

It was then that a sudden sand storm hit. They ran for cover but happened to be as unfortunate to be in the middle of a desert, luckily they found a cave they went in and decided to wait it out.

It was half an hour later when it roughly happened.

"DEIDARA! I'm in pain please, GET OUT THEIR AND FIND ME SOME PAIN KILLERS!"

The grip Sakura had on his collar tightened and the young male was begining to think his girlfriend was a physcopath.

"Sa, Sa, Sakura please" Deidara begged holding his hands up in an attempt to calm her "Be reasonable we're in the middle of a sand storm in the middle of a desert and miles aways from sivilisation."

She grinned manically as she wispered evily"I don't give a crap. YOU MAY NOT LOOK LIKE ONE, BUT BE A MAN AND GO OUT THIER AND SEARCH OR I'LL CRUSH THE ONE THING THAT PROVES YOU ARE A MALE!"

With a quick eep of terror Deidara nodded. Hidan was laughing his head off in the corner clinging his sides with the laughter.

Sakura looked over to him and glared "I would'nt be laughing If I was you. If Deidara dosen't return within and hour your going out to look for him."

Hidan looked up panicked "Wh, What If I go missing who goes after me!"

Sakura smiled brightly "Oh don't worry if you don't return we'll hold a special cermony for you to Jasshin, And what are you worrying for your imortal remember"

He shivered her smile was just plain creepy "Yea but I could get burried in that storm It could take years for someone to find me or dig myself out!"

She laughed and threw her head back and dropped Deidara whilst doing so, "Don't worry we'll keep your room empty for y............AHHHHHHH!" she gripped her womb in pain and keeled over.

"Sakura!" Deidara yelled as he and the others rushed over to her, She looked up glaring at Deidara and screamed at the top of her lungs "DEIDARA YOU ASS GO GET MY PILLS! OR DIE AT MY MERCY"

At that presise moment by utter and complete conicidence Hinata, Ino, Tenten, Kakashi and Naruto along with Gai sensei, Neji and Lee and lastley Sasuke, Karen, Suigetsu, and Juugo arrived at the cave enterance from complete different directions. They stared at the Akatsuki members and Sakura for what seemed a lifetime until Sakura grabbed her womb again and almost collapsed until Deidara caught her and the rest of the Akatsuki surrounded her the ready for an attack.

What do you think please tell me! I wanna know if I should continue it or not please tell me your thoughts.