A/N: Thank you all for the reviews! Don't worry - another round of Who's Hot and Not is to come, including a brand new round of the marriage game. I thinking another emoticon battle is to ensue.

UPDATE: Document Manager deleted some of my sentences so I apologize if the jokes didn't make any sense.

Edward

Jasper

Vampiresrock!Vampiresrock!Vampiresrock!Vampiresrock!VampiresRock!

Hey Jasper, brother, you see Eclipse?

No Edward. I do not have time for movies. Harvard is calling.

You know you have to take time off from school. It can't be good for your mental health.

(raises hand) I am building a rocket ship in the basement. Do not interrupt me again Edward Mason. Hippopoto-monstroses-quipedaliophobia !

Did you just say that to sound smart?

Unlike you, dumb A-S-S, that word is defined as a "fear of long words." Quote Wikipedia.

No comment.

Hippie M. "Vampires and Notes." Fanfiction. Me, 14 Jan. 1901. Web. 30 July 2010. .

You just had to put a biography, didn't you?

BIBLIOGRAPHY, smart one. I see your 20 years at Yale didn't pay off, hmmm?

If you're so smart, what is the definition of lady gaga?

What? (confused) Lady Gaga?

Yes.

(stumped) A sort of exotic animal?

Nope.

An ancient bride of King Henry the 15th of England who lived from 1492 to 1553 AD.

Uhhh…No.

I know! A human pop vocalist with fashion stranger than myself. (walks away)

(stunned) That's it. I'm signing you up for Jeopardy.