GUESS WHAT? I'M BAAAAAACK!!!........ I was going to spend a while thinking of new ideas before writing a new story but after seeing the reactions to the ending of my last story I decided that I needed to get straight to work. And now I'm able to do my least favorite thing, the Disclaimer. I do not own the Legend of Zelda (the agony). Well enough chit chat for now. Time for the story.
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It is a brand new day in Hyrule. People everywhere are waking up to start their tasks for the day……. Everyone that is except for a boy, now of about 14 years, who is still fast asleep inside his three house situated within the Kokiri Forest. Yeah you know him by now. It's Link *cheers and confetti as well as other stuff fly around from wherever the fangirls are….. oh and we can't forget, FANGIRL SCREAM!!!*. Well as you would have figured out by now, he is fast asleep, him and his fairy asleep…….waaaaiiiiit. Navi isn't in her bed…..where is she?
"HEY, LISTEN, LINK GET UP IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY FOR YOU TO GO EXPLORING!!!!!" Navi yelled at the top of her lungs.
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" was Link's reply.
"COME ON!!!!! NORMALLY HEY AND LISTEN, WAKE YOU UP IMMEDIATELY SO WHAT'S WRONG NOW!!!!!!!!!?"yelled the annoying fairy again.
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
"Ok you asked for it now buster" said Navi as she rolled up her shirt sleeves.
*SLAP*
"OW!!!! What was that for Navi?" said Link as he sat up rubbing his cheek.
"You weren't waking up when I yelled at you" said Navi with her arms crossed.
"What?.......wait let me take these ear plugs out" said Link as he performed the task he said he would.
*SLAP*
"What was that for!!?" said Link as he looked in the mirror to see the small red hand mark appearing on his face.
"You just deserved it" said Navi as she fluttered around his head.
"Stupid fairy…..why do you have to hurt me?" said Link as he put his hat on.
"I'm still angry that that blasted author LinkHammer managed to get the first point against me before disappearing" fumed Navi.
"That was months ago Navi" said Link shaking his head in a bewildered fashion.
"Yeah I know but at least I'm prepared for him if he ever arrives again. There's no way that he'll ever get two points against me before I get him at least once" she smirked.
"Oooooooook" said Link as he grabbed his sword and shield.
"Well, anyway I woke you up today because Saria said she received a note that said you, me, Leo and Saria get to have a free breakfast at this place in the forest" Navi said excitedly.
"Well let's go" said Link before rushing off (nothing gets in between him and a free meal).
"Hi Link" said Saria as he arrived at her house.
"Hi Saria" said Link before giving her a hug.
"Well are you ready to go?" Saria asked with a wink.
"Never been more ready for a free meal" said Link with a grin.
"Hi Navi" said Leo as Saria and Link started to walk off.
"Hi Leo, let's hurry before those two get their first and Link eats all the food.
At The Random Spot That Was Chosen For This Free Breakfast……yum!!
"Wow. Look how beautifully the forest has been decorated around here" Saria as she looked around with awe.
"Yeah, someone must really like us to go through all this trouble just to make our breakfast special" said Link.
"There are our seats" said Leo as he pointed towards the table and four chairs.
"Let's see…… hey they even have names on them and guess what I get the comfiest seat" said Navi as she sat down on her heavily cushioned but oddly shaped chair.
"I wonder where the waiter is" said Link as he looked at the menu on the table.
His answer was soon answered as a guy walked out of the shadow. The guy had a strange form of headgear that covered his face yet allowed him to talk, breathe and see like normal.
"Ah welcome, welcome esteemed guests. I am Louie Hammerhan and I will be taking your orders this morning" he said.
"Well I'll have the scrambled eggs, bacon and toast" said Link.
"I'll have the same, though could you throw some forest fruit in?" said Saria.
"Certainly madam. Let it not be said that Hammerhan's Café doesn't serve the order" the waiter replied.
"I'll just have some tomato soup" said Leo.
"I'll have the same" said Navi.
"Ah, Miss Navi. You cannot possibly order from this plain menu. It is such an honour to serve you and as such you get to order from our special menu" LH said as he handed Navi a much decorated menu.
"What's it say Navi?" asked Link.
"It says 'Two Nil'. What does that mean?" said Navi.
Her question was answered as the waiter pulled a lever and Navi's seat threw her far away into the distance to hit a large target right in the centre.
"Bullseye!!! I knew that catapult would work" said Louie Hammerhan as he jumped with joy and the headgear slipped off to reveal an all too familiar face.
"LinkHammer?" said Saria as she just looked at him.
"The very same" I said and grinned at everyone.
"What are you doing here?" said Link.
"Well I couldn't leave you guys alone especially after the reviewers from our last adventure seemed so upset about the adventure ending. Also I bought that really nice catapult and some other stuff so I had to try it out on Navi. I can't just leave it at one point up especially seeing as she seemed so sure that she would have it as one all before I scored another point against her" I said.
"She flew a long way" said Leo.
"Yeah well she'll be back soon" I said.
"I'LL BE BACK SOONER THAN YOU THINK!!!!!" a very angry Navi yelled from behind me.
"Oh sh*t!!!"
*WHACK, POW, BAM, HURT, CRUNCH, CRICKET BAT!!!!!!!*
"I feel much better now" said Navi.
"Ow………." I said as I kinda fell unconscious on the ground.
"Navi did you have to knock him unconscious? We didn't even get our food yet" said Link.
"He wouldn't have really given us breakfast" said Navi with a superior air.
"Hey boss, have you got the food orders yet" said a chef as he appeared around the corner.
"The orders are right here" said Link as he took my notepad and handed it to the chef.
"I'll be right on it" he said before rushing off.
"Ok so I was incorrect this one time" said Navi.
"Yeah and the other million times aren't counted" I said as I slowly regained consciousness and tuned in on the conversation.
*WHACK………….back out for the count*
"What are we going to do with you?" said Saria as she shoock her finger at Navi.
"Who cares? Foods here" said Link as he sat down and his order was placed in front of him.
"We'll talk about this later" Saria said to Navi.
10 Minutes Later
"That was the best breakfast I've ever had" said Link, Saria and Leo.
"Glad you guys got something" said Navi.
"Hey we even got a notice with this meal" said Link as he grabbed a piece of paper from under his plate.
'Come one and come all to the Hyrulian Team Games. Teams of three (fairies not included as team members just assistants) will work together to fight and think their ways through to win the championship prize of 1,000,000 rupees or a date with the contestant of your choice.'
"Wow" said Leo.
"We have to enter that" said Saria.
"But fairies aren't counted as team members and there won't be anyone else you really want on your team" said Navi.
"We've always got LH for a team member" said Link.
"We are not going on another screwed up adventure with HIM" said Navi. "It would be best if he just returned back to his world and left us alone."
Suddenly a red light zoomed down from the heavens and Din stepped out.
"Ah LinkHammer is here now, I'll just wake him up" she said and clicked her fingers.
"Huh…….oh hi Din. What you doing here?" I said as I picked myself up from the ground.
"Well I'm just here to tell you that me and my sisters will be entering the Hyrule games and I'm also delivering those iced coffees to pay for my comfy sofa" the goddess said.
"Cool" I said as I reached for my precious iced coffees.
"Ah ah ah…….. you should come with me to see Nayru before you get those iced coffees. She has been moping around the heavens waiting for you to come back and see her, and I will not let any of my sisters be unhappy" said Din while shaking her finger at me.
"Do I really have to?"
"Yes you do now let's go" said Din before warping both of us up into the heavens.
"This first day back in Hyrule must really be hurting the poor guy" said Saria.
"Yeah, I feel sorry for him. Well he'll find some way to make it good" said Link.
"Well I'm sure he'll be able to catch up with us so let's head to Hyrule Castle to register for the games" said Navi before turning around to fly off.
"Hey wait a second Navi" said Link.
"What is it now?" said Navi.
"There's a bowl of food set out for you now, it must have been prepared for you by LinkHammer."
"That's sweet of him, I wonder what it is" said Navi before sitting down in 'her seat'.
"It has letters in it. It must be alphabet soup" said Saria.
"Yeah and it'll probably form a message using magic after you've taken the first bite, knowing LinkHammer" said Leo.
"Ok" said Navi before taking a bite.
Sure enough letters rearranged themselves and a message was formed.
'Three to me' said Navi with confusion.
*TWANG………………..SPLAT!!!!*
The catapult slowly reset itself after firing the fairy away into the target again.
"She's gonna kill him when she he returns" said Saria as she watched Navi slowly slide of the target.
"Hey he got another bullseye" said Link.
"So he did" said Leo.
"Well let's go to Hyrule Castle and sign up for the
In the Heavens
"Yo Farore, can you go get Nayru for me?" said Din to her green haired sister.
"I'm not sure she'll come. She's having one of those LH moods again" said Farore.
"We'll I got a surprise for her that will make her completely happy again" said Din.
"The only thing that would make her happy would be the return of LinkHammer…" said Farore.
*Wink*
"You didn't" said Farore.
*Wink and Grin*
"You sneaky devil…… I'll go get Nayru right now" said Farore before rushing off.
"What are you planning here Din" I said.
"Just you wait my insignificant friend, just you wait."
10 Minutes Later
"This better be a good reason for disturbing me" said Nayru.
"Oh it is, now close your eyes because it's a surprise" said Farore.
"Fine" said Nayru and shut her eyes.
"Ok Nayru I want you to hold your arms out in front of you and out wide as if you were going to hug something" said Din.
Nayru did as she was told.
"Go get LinkHammer from the other room" Din whispered to Farore.
"Rightio" said Farore before rushing off to get me.
She eventually came back with her hands over my eyes.
"Why aren't you letting me see" I said to Farore.
"You'll see soon enough" said Farore.
"That was a really bad pun" I said.
"Here you go Nayru, we have your surprise" said Din and Farore before pushing me straight into Nayru's open arms.
"Ooof. Why you good for nothing sisters, just pushing something into ……….HAMMER BOY!!!!!!!!!" squealed an ecstatic Nayru.
"Oh oh" I said before I was crushed in the over energetic goddess's hug.
"I can't believe you returned and thought to visit me straight away" said Nayru with joy radiating from every pore in her body.
"I have to be the happiest girl in the world" she said happily.
"Hey Nayru, he'll be entering the games and so that means you can beat him and take the prize that you want" said Din.
"Whaaaat?" I said.
"Oh that's just wonderful. I can go out on a date with you and it will be fully funded and the most romantic thing ever" squealed Nayru.
"I have to win those games if I want to be safe" I thought.
"Well that's enough reunion time for now. Let's send him back so we can prepare for the games" said Farore.
"LOAD LINKHAMMER!!!" shouted Din.
"Loaded" said Farore.
"READY, AIM………wait for it!!!!................FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted din.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" I shouted as I was fired through the air and towards the rest of my group.
"Goodbye Hammer Boy" said Nayru as she blew a kiss my way.
*MATRIX IN THE AIR TO AVIOD BLOWN KISS*
Down with my Group
"He sure is taking his time" said Link.
"Yeah well this mean's I'll be ready to pay him back when he does arrive" said Navi.
*AAAHHHH THUMP!!!!!!*
"I believe that's four for me" I said as I brushed myself off.
"I'll kill you" said Navi as she collapsed in the Author shaped crater with a little Navi imprint right in the centre (Yeah I landed on her).
"This'll be one long adventure" said Saria whilst shaking her head.
And don't we all know it. Beware of the randomness!!!!
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Well what did you think? I'm a bit low on ideas but i'm hoping I managed to make you guys laugh at least once. Yup my favorite stories are the humor genre and so I aim to make people laugh too. So get your reviewers cap on and tell me what you think.