I'm insane. Why in the world am I doing this? This is insane.

Disclaimer: Rights to Cowboy Bebop and Harry Pooootter are not mine. They respectively belong to Sunrise and J.K Rowling. No sue-age pwease I only have a computer...and a cat.

This story probably won't make much sense unless you've watched Cowboy Bebop but I'll explain anyways. It's the year 2071 and humans live in space. This is because the 'Gate Accident' blew a chunk out of the moon and now moon rock showers occur regularly on Earth. The story revolves around Bebop and bounty hunter ship. On the ship are Spike Spiegel, Jet, Faye Valentine, Edward and Ein the dog.

No pairings yet....suggestions welcome...

Radical Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the Fourth's Amazing Good-Cook brother!

"Police! This is the police! Open up!"

Edward looked up from her laptop at the currently getting abused door. As she peered outside into the night she saw, a police space craft and two policemen trying to break down their amazingly awesome door. So she picked up her PC and bounced over the amazingly clean floor of their shack towards the kitchen.

"Nii-chan! Bro-bro, Ri-ri!" Edward said, gleefully to the tall 16 year old that was currently cutting potatoes for their dinner. When he didn't answer, engrossed in cutting potato, she pouted and started climbing up his frame and hugging his shoulders.

"Yes, Ed?" Ri-ri said, amused at her antics (when did she start using that nickname anyways?) "You didn't erase the police's files and replace them with porn again did you?"

"No-o Ri-ri! Edward won't do that again, because Ri-ri almost lost his job!" She pouted at Ri-ri for thinking she would do such a thing again. Ri-ri just sighed; Ed got into way too much trouble. He turned his very green eyes towards Edward, curious as to what had happened.

"It's just that some people are at the door, nothing bad!" Edward said.

'Nothing bad,' Ri-ri thought, sceptically 'Sure-e because you don't get in trouble with people at all for being a hacker,' but put the potato and his knife down anyways. He walked out of the kitchen with Ed riding on his shoulder just in time to see the door burst inwards and two policemen tumble on the nice clean floor.

"Ed, I thought it was nothing bad," Ri-ri said quirking an eyebrow at the policemen who were trying to get up off the floor.

"Policemen aren't always bad Ri-ri! You taught me that, sometimes they're just trying to do their job, right?" Edward said. Ri-ri winced, he had taught her that after Edward started to call the police evil and play 'heroes and villains' with them.

"Stop right there Radical Edward!" It seemed that the policemen had finally gotten out of their heap. The quite large policeman with a balding head was pointing his gun at him.

"You're under arrest! For hacking and-," He looked at Edward, "Kidnapping of children!"

'What? Wait a minute; he thinks I'm Radical Edward?' Ri-ri thought.

"I'm not Radical Edward!" Ri-ri said "In fact-"

"A likely story!" The other policeman joined in, "Were going to have to take you in, so just come quietly to our space..," He looked outside but their police space craft wasn't there, his mouth dropped open. Said space craft was flying in loop-d-loops in the air. Edward was using her hacking skills and a controller to control the space craft and making 'ohhh' and 'ahhh' noises as well.

"It's Edward that can hack just about anything" Ri-ri said, pointing down to Edward, "And by the way, my name's Harry"

"Boom!" Edward said, as she crashed the policemen's space ship into a small hill.

---Edward-----Wong---Hua---Pepela----Tivrusky---IV's-------Brother---------------------------------------

Stop. Rewind. Play.

Despite the police's opinions, I'm not Radical Edward. My name is Harry, at least I think it is, and I wasn't always Edward's brother, which is probably easily noticeable. My dark and long-enough-to-tie-back hair and green eyes against Edward's rag-tag red hair and eccentric personality we're just about night and day.

In fact, Edward found me.

Sooooo.....how about that? My insane idea. Pretty insane. Nyannn.

Review or don't....say hi or mi or ti...

Next chapter starting off at the actually beginning, hahaha.....