hey guys i decided to write a BLack Cauldron parody (frankly i'm surprised no one did it yet

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Legend has it, in the years of old. The Darkside king Rasets, so cruel, and so evil, that even the gods feared him. Since no prison could hold him, he was thrown alive into a crucible of molting iron.

There his demonic spirit was captured, in the form of a great black cauldron. For uncounted centuries The Black Cauldron lay hidden, while evil men searched for it. Knowing whoever possessed it, would have the power to resurrect an army of deathless warriors. And with them, rule the world.