KM: The story is at it's end. This will be the last chapter and the horror for Madara!? Mwhahahahahaahah

Naru: I have a bad feeling about this. Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

others: You are not alone

KM: Well I do NOT own Naruto but I own this story and my OCs. Enjoy the last chapter!

Chapter 27

Time skip four month Hospital

Madara was sitting with the others in the waiting room of the hospital. Shana had gone into labour. Yesterday and they still haven't heard any news about her. Everyone was ready to bit each others head off when they don't get to hear in the next few minutes form her. Well they did got to hear from her. Her death treats to Madara was something they all paled at.

"ARGH MADARA WHEN I GET MY FUCKING HANDS ON- ARGH YOU I AM GONNA FUCKING- ARGH CASTRATE YOU-ARGH!?"

"PLEASE DON'T PUSH!"

"I PUSH WHEN I FUCKING WANT TO BITCH!? DID YA HEAR ME MADARA!?"

It was silent again and Madara wondered if it were wise to run for his life now? Maybe he were better of running for his life but well it is his life . But Konan had assured him that this was completely normal to hear from a woman going into labour. He still didn't believe her and thinks that Shana had told Konan to tell him this. Though he wouldn't later run for his life. Every male in the room gave him a sympathetic look. Each one of them knew how he must feel right now. That was only from the others male with pregnant a woman. His friends just looked wide eyed at the door where they could hear Shana.

"ARGH DAMN IT!? THIS FUCKING HURTS!? MADARA I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO TOUCH ME EVER AGAIN ASSHOLE?!"

Did he mention he feared for his life and his manhood? He certainly did. Again hours went by and more death treats were spoken... well yelled at him. Madara looked like a wreck and finally fell asleep. It was damn time too he did. He hadn't gotten any sleep till he came here with Shana. Naruto and the others had fallen asleep a lone time ago. It was too much for them.

Again hours later finally the midwife came out and woke Madara up. Madara woke with a start and looked like he was run over by truck.

"Uchiha-san? You may go in now." she said softly to him with a smile.

Madara nodded and followed her. He was still dazed with sleep. The midwife brought him to Shana's room where she rested. She opened the door for him and left when he entered. Shana was the only one in the room. She was laying in her bed sweat coated. Her hair was plastered at her forehead. It was then that he saw a little crib standing next to her bed. In it was a little boy. He was asleep in this moment and had dark hair. It was not brown like his mothers. So it seemed that he had gotten his bloodline.

He took a seat next to Shana and took her hand into this it was then that Shana woke up and moaned in pain.

"Madara?" she asked him in a soft voice.

"Mhmm?"

"I am going to castrate you!" she said serious to him. "But I was pregnant with your son. I will not castrate until he asked what sex is. I will then explain it to him with you as test object!"

Madara paled and now knew what he had forgotten. He didn't say anything. He feared she would do much wors than this if he said anything right now.

Waiting room

Naruto was together with Itachi. Both had heard the death treats from Shana when she gave brith and have just woken up. Itachi was happy Naruto wasn't a woman than maybe he had to hear those treats too. He looked at his mate and kissed him. They hadn't have the time to be alone in the last few month. So the sex was put on hold. The only chance they had while they were on missions. But with the new member to their family now here. It would become lesser. Itachi already knew this.

Naruto looked confused at his mate but knew what was going through his mind. He kept quiet about it. Besides they would soon have time for themselves. Shana had promised this to him. Only he and Itachi wouldn't have to help with the baby. The others were an other story in this matter. He giggled when he thought about this.

Itachi rose an eyebrow when he heard Naruto giggle and wanted to know what is damn funny. But before he could ask Naruto kissed him again. The Uchiha totally forgot his question and responds to the kiss.

Shana's room

Though he kept quiet it was a wise choice. Naruto and the others came an hour later in. Konan was immediately at the crib and looked at Madara and Shana's baby. It was soo cute to her.

"So have you told him yet Konan? And could please give me Hoshi?" she asked her friend.

"Sure and no, not yet!" was the last part whispered.

"Come on! He won't kill you!" she said while laughing.

Shana concentrate on her son while Madara was sitting with her in bed now. He looked at his son with a pride only a father would have. She chuckled and stroke her sons hair. It was so soft. Naruto was at her side and watched them. He never had seen something like this. How a family would act without sneering at him when they have a moment.

"You know? We have to teach him our ways right?" he asked her.

The others paled at this and began to sweat. This was not good. Shana and Naruto were already bad. But when they got him in this too. Who knows what they would cause for chaos then? No they shouldn't be thinking about this right now. It should be a happy moment now.

Konan finally had gathered all her courage and dragged Pein into an other room. Pein starred at her and raised an eyebrow. He wanted to know what was wrong with her that she had to drag him in here.

"Well...?"

"Well what?" she asked him innocently.

"Why have you dragged me here? And what was Shana talking about?" he said with sigh.

Konan bit her lip and then rushed out. "Iampregnant!"

Pein blinked once, twice and trice "WHHHAAAAAT!?!"

Shana's room

Shana chuckled while rocking Hoshi. Madara and the others starred at her. What was so damn funny. Besides wasn't that Pein that had screamed just a few minutes ago. It sounded like he was going to die.

"What is so funny?"

Shana didn't answer and just shook her head. It was not her place to tell them the news. No it was Konan's. She just concentrate on her little star for the rest of the day. Well ehm night. Well she was three days in labour.(1)

Time skip five years later Akatsuki base thing-y

The base was in chaos and all thanks to Hoschi, Naruto and Shana. It was Hoshi's birthday and Shana had promised him to play pranks with him the whole day. Hoshi was happy about this but the others members weren't so happy about it. Especially Kakuzu and Kisame. They had to suffer the most under them.

Konan had given birth to a baby girl that went by the name of Ichigo. She was a split image of her father but had the personality for her mother. Ichigo was going to be four soon. She was even a great trouble make just like her uncle Naruto and her aunt Shana.

Hoshi was Madara's twin you could say. He was just like his father. But when around his mother. He was just like every other five year old. He was soon going to be a big brother. Madara had again to suffer but it was worth it. Hoshi had one time asked where babies come from and his uncle Hidan was nearly castrated because he had thought it would be funny to tell him. The boy was only four back then. It was in fact only a few days ago when he had asked that.

Pein just looked on at the chaos around him. How the hell was it that he had agreed to let Naruto join them. Maybe if he had said no none of this would have happened. Lately Tsuande had come over more often. She too was pregnant and had gotten a baby girl like Konan. Her daughter looked like Orochimaru. It was just female version with her temper. Today was one of these days. Madara, he and Orochimaru had made it for themselves clear to have a men day when Tsunade came over. Their wives could have some fun while they went to drink.

The last time he asked himself if it was wise to let Naruto join them he didn't had an answer but now he had. `OHH HELL NO IT WASN'T!?!´

Somewhere in the far distance Itachi was planning to not let Naruto ever leave his bed again.

KM: That was fun to write. I want to thank everyone who read this story, reviewed, put it on story alert and made my story one of their favourites! I had my fun writing it!

Konan: Please we know the end is not original...

Shizu: ... but it is better than nothing

Kabu: Besides Naruto and Itachi had fled when KM wrote this chapter. I think they are still fucking each other in the closet though.

Kyuu: Means that this is the reason why they are not that often in this chapter! Or are only mention one time.
Mada: That is why we are sorry about it

Pein: But please don't be mad at us for this!
KM: PLEASE R&R!?!?!

(1) My mother actually was nearly three days with me in labour. She meant that it was like hell for her and my father ate her food then. Oh well but pay respect to women. We are the ones that are going to bear the children and that is not an easy task! So pay respect to every mother who went through this. That is quite the feat when they don't do it with a c-section!