epilogue

Green orbs opened at the sun peering in the window. A feminine sigh escaped the form on the bed and she rose, rubbing the crust out of her eyes. She sat for a few minutes pondering what had just happened. She heard noise in the kitchen and hopped out of bed to go see.

When she entered she saw that everything was fine. Yusuke and Kuwabara were arguing about who could eat more pancakes, Keiko was laughing with Yukina, Botan was pouring the tea, Kurama was serving the food, and Hiei was sitting in the windowsill. She sighed and rubbed her head.

Kurama turned and looked at her. "Good morning, Vhee. Sleep well?"

"Hmm..." she groaned.

"What's wrong?" Keiko asked.

She sighed and flipped her orange-red hair out of her face. "I just had the weirdest dream in the history of the universe."

"Really? What happened?" Botan asked pouring another cup.

Vhee took in a breath and rolled her eyes. "Like, I dreamed there was this Mary-Sue that Hiei found in the woods and brought her here and she was all pretty and sweet and perfect and everyone liked her immediately and Hiei banged her the first night..."

Everyone looked at Hiei who had a "what the fuck" look on his face.

"...and then Botan walked in on them and then she ran out and her and Kurama had the corniest cheesiest gagroma date ever..."

Kurama looked at Botan who looked away in embarrassment.

"...and then there was this bad guy after the Sue and he came in and beheaded Keiko viciously for no reason..."

Keiko put a hand over her mouth.

"...and then Yusuke and Kuwabara made out..."

Yusuke and Kuwabara's mouths went agape.

"...and then, I dunno, a whole bunch of weird shit and then the bad guy came back and killed you all horribly."

Everyone was silent as Vhee caught her breath. Yusuke and Kuwabara mouths were still hanging open, until they looked at each other and preceded to stand eight feet from another.

Keiko was slowly backing away, fearing her death was some kind of subconscious want of the red-head.

Botan was still pouring the tea, which was running over the cup, onto the table and dripping on the floor.

Kurama had a look of astonishment on his face and found he had nothing to say.

Hiei, however, looked amused and took in a breath. "No more pizza rolls for you."

The official End

A/N: Heh. Now I will explain every parody here just in case you didn't get it.

Chap 1: No parody except Hiei rescuing a girl.

Chap 2: Nothing really, still basic story setup.

Chap 3: Lemon coming out of nowhere between two people THAT JUST MET. It's really OOC especially when you consider Hiei's character. And badly written lemons.

Chap 4: Romance that is corny and forced and written badly. That's right. I wrote it badly on purpose. ...That's my story and I'm sticking to it. -eyes shift-

Chap 5: A death that comes out of nowhere, for no particular reason, and it's usually unnecessarily violent.

Chap 6: YAOI THAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE! Picture this. You're reading a fic about how Yusuke has to go find himself and defeat some horrible demon and three chaps in Hiei and Kurama are making out. Was that in the summary? No. Was it in the author's notes? No. I hate it and it needs to stop. If you're putting yaoi in the story, say it. Also bad smut.

Chap 7: Pretty self explanatory.

Chap 8: PM message chat room things. WTF?

Chap 9: Two things here. People that don't check their documents, and people that think that a chapter with under 200 words is A-okay.

Chap 10: HORRIBLE FANFICTION ENDINGS. This story sucks so I gave it the best horrible ending possible.

Chap 11: "It's all just been a dream!"

Ugh, thanks for putting up with my stupidness.