Me: Hello everyone! I'm back after my long absence. Sorry, school and work, don't cha know! ;)

Link: Stop making excuses! You just had writer's block forever! Sheesh!

Me: Hey! You're suppose to lack the ability to talk in the game, remember!

Link: Well you obviously didn't when you made this story!

Me: Oh yeah -__- Um…. Well, shall we progress?

Link: I'm assuming if you're read this far you already know, but incase you lack the ability to count, for some reason are only reading this one chapter, or are just an annoying whiney cry baby who needs to be reminded every few chapters that this contains MOE, also known as BOYSEX! Also known as YAOI! Also known as Ho Yay and maybe even some Foe Yay. Either way, you were warned! If you flame us, YMH will make such horridly cold sarcastic remarks in response that your screen will melt, your hardrive will crash, your eyeballs will rot out of your skull, and Diablos will drag your soul to the deepest pit of hell! … you were warned.

Me: Also, I don't own any of this. Nintendo does. I do own the original ideas presented here, if any. :P Onward! (oh, and sorry for the fullmetal alchemist reference at the end, but once the phrase got in my head I couldn't find an adequate way of describing it differently. If you don't watch FMA, don't worry about it. :D)

Chapter… um, 4! Wow! It has been a while!

Dawn of the Second Day

The early morning sun had broken on the second day. Kafei has awoken to find Link gone. He sighed as he looked at the empty bed, folded neatly and still warm to the touch. Link had left without saying goodbye. He knew why. Link was here for someone else. He could tell. And Link didn't want to lead Kafei on, that was why he had left.

"Be safe, my Hero." Kafe said as he sighed.

Link felt his footing give way as he began to slip on the slick ice. He tried to correct his course but ended up landing hard on his backside with a loud crack. He rubbed his bruised tailbone and groaned. After saving Zora's domain he had hoped never to have to encounter another Ice Level again, yet here he was, hacking his way across the frozen terrain.

"I wish Sheik was here… or Kafei.." He said then realized what he was saying. "No! I didn't meant that!"

He got up and began jogging on the ice again. He tried not to think. It only made things worse. He loved Sheik. He knew that. But this… thing, with Kafei, was something else. He wasn't sure what it was but whatever it may be, it was causing the few simple things Link had left in his life to descend into confusion. So Link decided simply to ignore it… and hoped it would go away.

But it didn't. It didn't go away as he followed the owl sage and found the hidden chamber with the Mask of Truth. It didn't go away as he followed Darmani's ghost to his forgotten tomb. And it didn't go away as he once again used that cursed song to bind another spirit to a mask. He picked up that mask and was off.

As Link completed side quests and saved frozen denizens of the mountain, he kept trying to forget until he jumped when he heard a deep voice chuckle inside of his head.

"Hahaha. You can try to run, boy, but you'll never escape it."

"Who said that!" Link called out, spinning as he covered all directions.

"I did. Darmani, the soul whom you are bound to right now. Enchanted masks are interesting things. I can feel every emotion you feel right now. And I think you really ARE overcomplicating things."

"What do you mean?" Link asked as he finally gained entrance to the temple and began the long and tedious quest to find the Master Key.

"You love Sheik, this you know. You feel something for Kafei, but you're not sure what yet, at least that's what you are telling yourself."

"What are you talking about?" Link asked hacking at a Tektite.

"Come now, you know how Kafei made you feel. The look in his eyes. The sound of his voice. His scent." Darmani said slowly.

"Orange and spice." Link said closing his eyes momentarily and recalling that smell.

"You are attracted to him. This you know." Darmani said, forcefully, "What else do you need to know!"

"It's not that simple!" Link yelled, leaping across a chasm and barely catching the edge before pulling himself up and over. "What about being faithful to Sheik!? I can't go doing it with every guy that gives me a boner! And he probably doesn't feel the same way about me anyway!"

"Suit yourself. Go ahead, Gott is in the next room. It should be too hard to defeat him. But here's something for you to think about. Once the mountain is restored, the Gorons will have their spring celebration again. You should go. It will help you think about your… 'faithfulness'."

"Whatever." Link said, and entered the room.

He fought against the possessed armor and succeeded, collected the remains and the mask and turned to go, when once more he was teleported to the strange world with the woods made of water. He felt the presence like before and heard a voice, similar to the first, speak to him.

"Young Hero. You are well on your way to free us and save your beloved. But now is the time to search your feelings, for soon you shall have to make a decision. You cannot remain in this world for long. And your beloved cannot leave Termina. There must be an equivalent exchange. Either Hyrule must loose its hero or Termina will be destroyed…. and all within it. Soon you must choose."

Link: WHAT! NO BUTTSEX!!!!

Me: No. Sorry. Please don't hate me everyone…. I really wanted to just jump into the buttsex but I needed to introduce the concept of the mask's voices…. Plus, I had to build the tension between Link and Kafei.

Kafei: Dude, the tension is THERE! Just play the friggin game with yaoi glasses on! Duh!

Me:-___- Not entirely sure about the accuracy of that statement but okay then… anyway, next chapter will have buttsex for sure… and some kinkiness too.

Link: uh oh, what does that mean?

Me: Well, here's a thought. If sexual climax comes from intense stimulation of sensitive regions of the body, then how does a person who is basically made of stone and has a very thick skin reach orgasm?!? ^__^

Kafei:Ooooh… O.O

Navi: Tehe

Link: *swat* annoying bugthing….

Me: Alrighty, well, until next time, please read and review and respond. Thank you so much everyone who has reviewed up until now. And again, apologies for a really random and non sexual chapter. Till then. Adue.