TWILIGHT WIFE SWAP

If you actually think Twilight belongs to me, I want to know what you smoke!

I do not own Twilight, it owns me!

D-claimer:I stole this idea from ipoked-KiraandEdward-andlived , I didn't read the story so that I wouldn't have anything except for the plot similar. I'm sorry, but this idea popped into my head so credit to you!

Post BD but no Renesmee and Jacob...

"Hey Rosalie!" Emmett screamed in the Cullen home "yeah?" Rosalie asked in her crystal clear voice. "I'm bored..."
"So go do something"
Both of them were sitting on a couch in front of the television, at one moment the volume on the television became louder and the couples eyes were glued to the television. Normally no one payed attention to human television, but this just caught their attention.
There is no order in this house!
Shut up!
I'm going into a hotel!
"This week on Wifeswap, Beauty queen Sandie flies to Arkansas to meet the Millers, a farm family

A wide grin spread around Emmett's face, luckily Alice is shopping right now so won't be able to foil my awesome plans. Bella and Edward are at Charlies so the stupid mind reader won't be able to see this one coming."I know what we're going to do today!" Emmett said excitedly. "Have you been watching Pinky and the brain?" Rosalie asked her immature husband. "Yes, but that's beside the point, go get Carliasle and Esme!"
Rosalie looked at her husbnd with her left eyebrow high in the sky. Emmett sighed and said "Carlaisle, Esme come" he said in an irritated voice, that was to low for a human to hear, why couldn't Rosalie respect his authority? "What authority?" Rosalie asked him. "You're a stupid mind reader to?!?!" Emmett asked, shocked.
"No, I could see it in you're eyes"
"You're an eye reader?!?" He gasped. Esme and Carlisle were standing hand in hand watching the odd couple throw accusations at each other. Carlisle gently let out a low cough so Emmett could get to the point. "Umm...anyways, mommy....I have a favor to ask you" Emmett looked at Esme with smoldering eyes that no mother could resist. Esme let go of Carlisle's hand and flew to the couch to sit beside Emmett. "What is it honey?" She asked him with an adoring voice. "First, you have to promise to do it!" He said in a childish voice. Rosalie and Carlisle sighed, how did he always get her to promise these things? "Sure!" She said before even thinking about what she promised. Rosalie's hands flew up into the air, exasperated. At that exact moment Alice and Jasper flew in from the doors. "Don't promise Esme!" Alice shouted, hands full of shopping bags, but it was to late. "To late Alice! She alredy promised!" Emmett said taunting her "Dammit Esme, don't you remember what happened last time?" Jasper said, getting mixed emotions from the room. At that moment Edward flew into the room with Bella in his arms by the back, glass door "Are we to late?" He asked "Yes, unfortunately." Rosalie sighed. "What is it Emmett?" Esmee asked with adoring eyes, oh how she loved her son. "Well, I was just watching this and well...I think we should do a WifeSwamp, Cullen/Hale edition." He said. The tension in the room was killing Jasper. "What?Huh!What kind of drugged animal did you drink from?" Jasper asked angrily. "Excuse me Emmett? Why do you want to switch me up? What's wrong with me?HMM??"
"The list could go on..."Edward grumbled.
"No!" everyone said except for Esme and Emmett. "Well...I did promise him, and I think this could be a fun experience, we should try it you guys!" Esme said looking into her adopted son's eyes. Since Esme said yes, Carlisle couldn't object. Carlisle looked down, saddened by what he was about to announce "Okay then...how will we do this?" Esme and Emmett squealed with happiness, but everyone else groaned with frustration, except for Jasper, he had mixed emotions. He didn't know wither to jump up and down and start clapping, or throw a lamp at Emmet like Edward was thinking about doing.
"So I think we should start by choosing the couples, let's draw names" Emmett swiftly got up ran to his room and was back with a bunch of little papers and a black fedora. "Why do you have a fedora on hand?" Alice asked. "You don't want to know..." Emmett replied sheepishly, as Rosalie looked down at the white carpet. "Ugh! Eww!" A shiver ran down Edward's spine as he saw what Emmett meant by his last sentence. Emmett handed a piece of paper to everyone "OK so, write you're name on the paper, fold it in half and give it back to me"
"What do we use to write with?" Rosalie asked.
"You're a vampire, figure it out" Edward replied. After that everyone held the piece of paper in one hand and started tracing their names with their nails. "Done" Edward said followed by Bella, Jasper, Carlisle, Alice, Rosalie and Esme. They all handed the paper back to Emmett as he threw them into the black and red fedora. "Okay you guys, who wants to pick first?" No one stepped up to the plate so Carlisle unwillingly showed his hand "I will" he said quietly. "Excellent!" Emmet said exuberantly. Esme smiled happy with the way this was pleasing her son. Carlisle put his hand in the fedora and a white slip came out, he unfolded the neatly folded paper "Okay so my new wife is..."

Sorry you guys, I had to do it. Give me you're ideas, I already know who I want to pick but, you could always change my mind….

XOXO

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