HTYT - Alright, this is a series of oneshots with the characters in various 'Friends' episode scenarios. I got bored.
Yugi - I'm Monica? MONICA?
Yami - Why am I the one labeled 'The Funny One'?
HTYT - Because Joey is...Joey, Tristan is Ross, and Serenity is Rachel.
Yami - Who's Phoebe then?
HTYT - When it comes around to it, I'll choose.

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The One Where Yami And Yugi Hook Up

Yami lay on the bed to his and Joey's hotel room. Their friend Tristan, their best friend, was marrying a woman called Tea the next morning and while Joey was in a hot tub with the other best man and a big bucket of strawberries (he didn't dare ask), he was alone, in his jammies, watching The Big Bang Theory.

There was a knock at the door. Looking at the clock he'd bought along on the trip, he noted it was 9:30. He wasn't expecting a visitor.

He got up off the bed and unlocked the door, then opened it to find his friend Yugi standing, a cocktail in one hand and a drink stirrer in the other. "Hey Yami."

"Hey...Yugi...? What's up?" he replied, confused but happy to see him.

"My mother was completely right. I will never get married, will I? Jeez, the guy at the bar thought I was Tristan's father," Yugi said, sipping his drink with a sad look on his face. Yami waved him in the door and the shorter stood opposite him, "By the way, nice jammies."

The man chuckled. "I wasn't expecting a visitor...Yugi, what you said before was utter crap. I mean, who wouldn't want you? You're sweet, kind, sensitive, funny-" he was cut off by a pair of downy soft lips on his and was looking at the blushing face of his slightly drunk friend. "Yugi..."

"Yami..."

"How drunk are you? Because you and I just kissed," he mumbled, still stunned by the intensity of the kiss.

"Drunk enough that I know what I want, but not so drunk that you would be taking advantage of me," he replied, still slightly breathless.

"Perfect balance." the pair sank down side by side on Yami's bed and kissed, more intensely, only breaking when they needed air.

"Yami, you know what is really weird? Us kissing, it didn't feel weird..."

"I know."

A smirk appeared on Yugi's lips, "You're a great kisser too."

An smirk equalling that of Yugi's crossed his own mouth, "I have kissed more than a few people."

The pair drew into another lust-filled kiss, pulling covers over themselves and stripping under the sheets. When both were completely naked under the covers, they turned to each other, blushed, and lifted the sheets to look at the other.

A moment later they both looked back at each other's faces and Yami was first to speak. "Yugi, I think it's fairly safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined."

Yugi just shrugged and smirked again, ".....We weren't that close anyway."

"Eh..."

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Tristan burst into Yami's room the next morning with a look of happiness on his face. "I'M GETTING MARRIED TODAY!"

Yami, who was already up and lying in bed, just replied with a smile, "Morning Tristan!" before the brunet shot from the room once more to go wake up his ex girlfriend (who everyone knew he still had a big thing for).

Yugi's head shot from under the covers just after his older brother closed the door behind him. "Do you think he knew I was here?"

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HTYT - Hehehe...there may be more...