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Alice Point of View

Puppet Show

'Uhhhhhhh. When is Bella going to get here?????? 'I thought to myself. I turned to look at the clock to see what time it was. It was only four in the morning; maybe I could go and wake her up. I decided against, foreseeing Edward would probably kill me and I also wanted Bella to be nice and rested. I can't have her falling asleep while I'm playing Bella Barbie.

I just went to the mall and got the perfect dress for her. It was a blood red with a silk bow tied around the waist. I can just imagine her and Edward's reactions now. Bella would probably think see looked horrible and blush redder than the dress itself. Edward on the other hand could probably eat her right there or have his eyes pop out of eyes.

I heard the door to my room open and then close. I figured it was Jasper and just ignored it. I looked at the clock again and was surprised to see that two hours had already passed and that it was now six. I reached over to the coffee table and picked up my phone of the many fashion magazines. I opened it up and dialed Edward's number. He picked it up before it even rang.

"What Alice?" he said to me grumpily.

"Well good morning too you too." I replied.

"Good morning Alice," he said grudgingly, "what is it that you want?"

"To talk to Bella."

"No."

"Well why not?"

"Because she is still sleeping and it's my day with her. You had her yesterday and the three days before that. I think I earned my turn with her."

"But, but, but…."

"No Alice." He told me sternly. I decided I have had enough of this.

"No to you Edward. Bella is coming here today. I am going to play Bella Barbie with her and you are going to deal with it. Trust me Edward; I have seen you will greatly enjoy this."

"You get her for ONLY half the day. You got that Alice, only HALF the day."

"Fine." I wanted more time, but I knew he would never agree.

"Alright then, bye Alice."

"Bye Edward! Oh, make sure Bella is here by nine!" I screamed at him excitedly.

"Ya, Ya Alice."

I hung up the phone and headed upstairs to get stuff ready. Bella was going to be here soon and I wanted to make sure I had everything. I pushed open the door only to see Bella's dress missing. I ran to my closet to make sure I didn't accidentally put it in there. Instead I found Bella's dress and several of mine missing. Maybe I have given them to Rosalie. I walked out my room, down the hall, and into Rose's room.

"Hey Rose, have you seen some of my dresses?" I ask her.

"No, I haven't. Have you seen mine?"

"No, I haven't. This is soooo weird; they were right here too."

Beginning of Vision. 'Emmett is sitting in the corner next to our dresses and he is holding Bella's red one in his hands. He is cutting them with scissors into shapes and then sewing them together. He cuts the rest up and then moves his pile over to a cardboard box. The box was cut open in front to form a large opening. Emmett puts his hands into the objects he made and shows them through the box opening. Now I can see that he made puppets out of them and is now presenting a puppet show to Jasper.' End of Vision.

"OMG. I know where they are."

"Where Alice, where?"

"Your idiot of a husband stole them and made puppets out of them."

"WHAT!"

"Does this mean me and Edward can go some where else?" Bella asks timidly from the hallway. I turn to look at Bella in just her P.J.'s and hair all over the place.

"Not when you look like that." Both Rosalie and I say at the same time. Bella in turns groans and stomps back to my room.

"I say we play Bella Barbie and then go kill your husband. Agreed?"

"Agreed." Rose returns.