The God of Death does not bake, nor Does the Perfect Soldier
Part Two: That's a Funny Story You Know
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, plus anything else I might mention.
I decided to add on because people like it sooo much.
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"Oh G-boys. I here to get my cake," said Terra as she walked in their house at
exactly six o'clock.
She didn't hear anything, so she started to look around and found the house
vacancy.
"Where did they go? They knew I was going to be here at this time. I should see
if they made my cake."
Terra walked into the kitchen and while she was in there, Heero and Duo was in
the closet hiding.
"Do you think she will find us Heero?" said Duo.
"Hopefully not," Heero replied.
"What will happen if she does?"
"I can't think of the evil that will come onto us. Trust me it will be
horrible."
"Like stuck in a room with nothing but Barney on the tv."
"Worst."
"Worst than Barney. Nothing worst than Barney."
"Oh she will think of something worst than Barney."
"God I know I haven't believe in you, but now I do. Please don't let Terra find
us. PLEASE! I'm begging you. Please don't let her find us."
"What are you doing baka?"
"Praying to God. Do you think he will hear us?"
"I don't know. Try some other ones just in case."
"Okay. Do you know some other ones?"
"Try the ones from Hercules or Xena."
"Okay. Ares, god of war, please don't let Terra find us."
"Why are you praying to the god of war? He probably wants Terra to find us."
"But he was on the show most often."
Then suddenly the door of the closet opened up, and Heero and Duo fell out.
"Looky who I found," said Terra.
"We're dead," said Heero.
"Where's my cake?"
"That's a funny story you know," Duo said.
"Yeah, very funny," Heero said.
"Can you tell me the story?"
"Yeah, Duo tell her the story."
"Okay we were on our way to the store to by the stuff for it when a big tornado
came and um... took our car like in the Wizard of Oz and we fell in um...um..."
"Oz territory without our gundams," Heero added.
"Yeah. In Oz territory and tons of Oz soldiers came and started shooting at us,
so we had to ran away. We ran so far and fast we found us self in...um..."
"Namek."
"Yeah Namek."
"In the middle of the martial acts torment."
"And five girls in this really small shirts where fighting this glowing dude.
Then the Scooby-Doo Detectives came and revealed the glowing dude was actually."
"A llama trying to get back to um..."
"The Peacecraft Estate."
"So we hitch a ride with him. Then these aliens from um..."
"Mars took us to they homeland."
"They were a shiny blue color and really mean, so we had to fight them with out
feet because they only feet wrestle. We beat them, so they beamed us to the
Enterprise in mistake."
"And they thought we were Klingons in disgust, so they held us captive, but
these two guys dress up as um.. stormtroppers helped us escape."
"They were actually helping this duchess with hair that looked like muffins but
we were in the same cell so they had to take us with them to.:."
"The Planet Bob, but we got a ride in this red ship where you have to be in this
jello stuff to control it."
"Finally we got back on earth, but at 5:59. So we didn't have time to make your
cake."
"Okay," said Terra not believing a word they said.
"It's all true," said Duo.
"Honest," replied Heero.
"You know what you forget. Some hobbits with a magically ring," said Terra.
"No that's a different story all together," said Duo.
"You got three seconds to ran for your life."
With that warning, Duo and Heero was off.
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Please Review!
What do you think I should do to Duo and Heero? 24 hours of listening nothing
but Mmmbop and Oops..I Did it Again, maybe? Or watching really corny shows? You
do you think.
Later!
TNT FOREVER!
Part Two: That's a Funny Story You Know
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, plus anything else I might mention.
I decided to add on because people like it sooo much.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Oh G-boys. I here to get my cake," said Terra as she walked in their house at
exactly six o'clock.
She didn't hear anything, so she started to look around and found the house
vacancy.
"Where did they go? They knew I was going to be here at this time. I should see
if they made my cake."
Terra walked into the kitchen and while she was in there, Heero and Duo was in
the closet hiding.
"Do you think she will find us Heero?" said Duo.
"Hopefully not," Heero replied.
"What will happen if she does?"
"I can't think of the evil that will come onto us. Trust me it will be
horrible."
"Like stuck in a room with nothing but Barney on the tv."
"Worst."
"Worst than Barney. Nothing worst than Barney."
"Oh she will think of something worst than Barney."
"God I know I haven't believe in you, but now I do. Please don't let Terra find
us. PLEASE! I'm begging you. Please don't let her find us."
"What are you doing baka?"
"Praying to God. Do you think he will hear us?"
"I don't know. Try some other ones just in case."
"Okay. Do you know some other ones?"
"Try the ones from Hercules or Xena."
"Okay. Ares, god of war, please don't let Terra find us."
"Why are you praying to the god of war? He probably wants Terra to find us."
"But he was on the show most often."
Then suddenly the door of the closet opened up, and Heero and Duo fell out.
"Looky who I found," said Terra.
"We're dead," said Heero.
"Where's my cake?"
"That's a funny story you know," Duo said.
"Yeah, very funny," Heero said.
"Can you tell me the story?"
"Yeah, Duo tell her the story."
"Okay we were on our way to the store to by the stuff for it when a big tornado
came and um... took our car like in the Wizard of Oz and we fell in um...um..."
"Oz territory without our gundams," Heero added.
"Yeah. In Oz territory and tons of Oz soldiers came and started shooting at us,
so we had to ran away. We ran so far and fast we found us self in...um..."
"Namek."
"Yeah Namek."
"In the middle of the martial acts torment."
"And five girls in this really small shirts where fighting this glowing dude.
Then the Scooby-Doo Detectives came and revealed the glowing dude was actually."
"A llama trying to get back to um..."
"The Peacecraft Estate."
"So we hitch a ride with him. Then these aliens from um..."
"Mars took us to they homeland."
"They were a shiny blue color and really mean, so we had to fight them with out
feet because they only feet wrestle. We beat them, so they beamed us to the
Enterprise in mistake."
"And they thought we were Klingons in disgust, so they held us captive, but
these two guys dress up as um.. stormtroppers helped us escape."
"They were actually helping this duchess with hair that looked like muffins but
we were in the same cell so they had to take us with them to.:."
"The Planet Bob, but we got a ride in this red ship where you have to be in this
jello stuff to control it."
"Finally we got back on earth, but at 5:59. So we didn't have time to make your
cake."
"Okay," said Terra not believing a word they said.
"It's all true," said Duo.
"Honest," replied Heero.
"You know what you forget. Some hobbits with a magically ring," said Terra.
"No that's a different story all together," said Duo.
"You got three seconds to ran for your life."
With that warning, Duo and Heero was off.
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Please Review!
What do you think I should do to Duo and Heero? 24 hours of listening nothing
but Mmmbop and Oops..I Did it Again, maybe? Or watching really corny shows? You
do you think.
Later!
TNT FOREVER!