Groundhog Day

Hello everyone, this is EvilFuzzy9, author of such stories as Another Day, Invader Naruto, Metroid Legacies, and Snoozles!

FairyKyuubi: Quit plugging yourself and get on with it. (Grumbles) Every time you stop updating, I start to hope that you died. No such luck.

Ahem, as I was saying, I hope you all like this short little ficlet I made.

Midna was confused.

They had just found out that the Mirror of Twilight had been shattered into four pieces with the power Ganondorf. Honestly, she hoped it was Ganondorf who did it, even if for no other reason than her refusal to believe that Zant could ever possess the power of a Triforce wielder.

Either way, it was bad news for the light dwellers.

Yet there they were, at the base of Snowpeak Mountain, looking for some kind of stupid rodent.

In a blizzard, no less!

She had no idea where Link got such a crazy idea. It was obvious they should be catch one of those red fish that the yeti had been holding. But Link refused to acquiesce. He was certain that these furry little creatures could somehow be of use to them.

"I found one!" The normally stoic hero exclaimed.

Curiousity got the better of her, and Midna decided to ask him something.

"That's nice Link, but how will that help me in any way?" She asked sweetly - a warning sign if there ever was one.

Eager for a chance to impress the usually know-it-all Midna with his 'vast' knowledge, Link started, "Well, my dear, it's quite simple, really. Once this little fellow comes up, all we have to do is make sure he doesn't see his shadow, and we'll be set!"

"What?"

"Haha! Silly Midna, everyone knows that if a groundhog sees its shadow there will be four more weeks of winter, but if it doesn't, then the snow will melt."

BAM!

Where the groundhogs hole had been moments before, there was now only smoke and snow.

"... Wh-why did you do that, Midna?" Link asked, disbelieving what he had just seen.

"Because you're stupid, and your plan is stupid." She retorted. "Honestly! I only want you because of your cute butt."

"What was that, Midna?"

"Nothing, studmuffin." She quietly purred the addendum.

There you have it. My first LOZ fic. On a somewhat related note, I find the idea of Midna calling Link a studmuffin to be both hilarious and sexy. Does that mean I'm crazy? Heh. Anyways, R&R, ya'll.

TTFN!