A/N: You should know the drill. You send in questions, my lovlies answer them. I'm not responsible for any mental scarring that the Birthday children may cuase, and I don't own Death Note.

A pale girl with wide black eyes and waist length black hair walks on screen, her thin lips curved up in a smile that looks anything but natural. She's wearing a simple knee length black skirt, black long sleeve shirt, thin knee-high electric blue socks and has a fluffy blue scarf wrapped around her neck which she is stroking slowly, almost nervously.

"Um… hi. I'm Samantha Birthday, and Kanki managed to sucker me into hosting this for you all, despite the fact that I hate dealing with crowds, even ones watching from the other side of a screen..." she greets, her voice high and shaking a bit. "Oh! And, erm… this..." she reaches off stage, then heaves, dragging a lanky looking boy in a baggy white shirt and pair of blue jeans covered in red stains. "… is my brother, Beyond. Say hello to the nice people, Beyond."

The boy, who is equally pale, and also has large, slightly bulging eyes which are tinted slightly red, lifts one hand awkwardly and give a half wave before turning and slouching off screen.

"Yeah, he'll be the one answering your questions, unless he doesn't know something, in which case I'll try and help you out." she continues. "But right now I have a tray of cookies in the oven and I don't want to let them burn, not to mention I have to find Beyond some more clothes, as he's managed to cover himself in jam again..." she paused to sigh. "Yeah. That's about it. Send in your questions via that little review box down below. Yeah, you know the one. We'll be back… in a week? I don't know! No one tells me when this thing airs! We'll be back eventually, I suppose. Chao!" She turns and runs off, and the lights go out.

A/N: She covered it, ladies and gentlemen. Have a ball!