Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Inuyasha or Kagome. They both belong to Takahasi Rumiko.

Author's Note: This idea just came out of nowhere while I was reading another Inuyasha fanfic. How it came to be is a mystery to me as well. Hope you like it!

Summary: While in Kagome's time, Inuyasha learns pick up lines. Deciding that the lines were easier than him trying to string words together, Inuyasha gives it a try. How will it end? Will Inuyasha be "sat"? Or will they become more?

Genre: Humor/Romance

Pairing: Inuyasha/Kagome

Title: Pick Up Lines!

It has been three days since Inuyasha and Kagome had been back to modern Japan. Inuyasha was bored to death. He played with Buyo but then the cat scratched him so he decided that playing with the cat wasn't a good idea after all. After the second day, Inuyasha decided to turn on the TV. It didn't have anything that could satisfy his boredom but it was better than having nothing to do. He flipped to a channel just as the boy of the movie started using pathetic lines to try and win a girl over. Inuyasha thought that that was the norm of this era and paid attention closely.

TWO DAYS LATER

After getting out of the well, Inuyasha and Kagome breathed in a breath of fresh air. Inuyasha, instead of leading them to Kaede's village, went the opposite direction and stopped at a clearing.

"Inuyasha, what is it?"

"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today, and your name was included." He said randomly.

Kagome looked at him and blinked. She blinked again and one last time to make sure she heard him correctly. "Do you even know what a thesaurus is?"

"Does it matter?"

"Well, no."

"Anyway," Inuyasha got back on track. "Don't worry if a fat man puts you in a bag. I sent a letter to Santa, telling him that I wanted you for Christmas."

Kagome had a look of shock on her face. One because Inuyasha was using pick up lines and two because he mentioned Santa.

'I didn't know that he knew who Santa was.'

"How much time do you have left?" He suddenly asked.

"Until what?" She was confused. She didn't have to leave for anywhere anytime soon.

"Until you have to go back to Heaven."

"Heaven?" This confused her even more. But then she realized it was another one of his lines.

"I was under the impression that you were an angel."

"No, Inuyasha." She sighed, but inwardly, she was smiling and chuckling at his antics.

"Are you from Greece, then?"

"No, Inuyasha. Do you even know where Greece is?"

"No, but you must be descended from someone who was Greek."

"Why do you say that?" This confused her. As far as she knew, her whole family was Japanese.

"Because apparently, all goddesses are Greek."

"Funny, Inuyasha. But we have to go. Our friends are waiting for us." She starts to walk away.

"Kagome, wait. You forgot something."

"What did I forget?"

"Me." He answered in a sad tone.

"Oh, Inuyasha. You don't need to use these silly lines." She smiled at him.

Inuyasha gaped at her. "But there has to be a special way to tell your special someone that you love them!"

"Any way you tell me would make me very happy. But what would be better if you just came out and say it."

"Well, I love you, Kagome."

"I love you too, Inuyasha."

Author's Note: Soo? How was it? Please give me a review!