Captain Slag and Rusty Pete's Sing a Pirate Song

(I do not own Ratchet or Clank, but I own lyrics)

"Rusty Pete!" Captain Slag shouted to his first mate. "It's time…"

"It's time for that, captain?" Rusty Pete asked his captain, followed by a hiccup.

"Yes…" Captain Slag answered the eager Rusty Pete. "Let's begin…"

'Oooooh~

We be pirates,

Yes, indeed~' sang the two pirates.

'We do evil deeds, sang Captain Slag

We steal what we needs~' Rusty Pete sang following by another hiccup.

'Yo, ho, ho,

Through the galaxy we go~'

'We drink our rum,

And sing our songs,' sang the captain.

'You may think we maybe lazy bums~' sang Rusty Pete.

'But beware my landlubber friends,

You do not wish to deal with nasty fiends…' Captain Slag sang.

"Like ourselves, captain?" his first mate asked, with yet another hiccup following.

"Indeed…" Captain Slag replied.

'Yo, ho, ho,

Through the nebula we go~'

'We don't brush our teeth,

Or wish our feet~'

'We don't even clean our underwear!' Rusty Pete sang, somwhat out of note. He noticed the weird silence, with everyone staring at him. "What?" he asked, with another hiccup to follow.

'Yo, ho, ho,

Through the galaxy we go~' they continued to sing.

'We wash the decks,

We don't pay our checks~'

'We plumber ships,' Captain Slag sang.

'We don't leave tips!' sang Rusty Pete.

'Yo, ho, ho, hooooo~'

'Through the galaxy and nebula we go~!'

(Hope you liked it, it was just random lyrics I came up with. I thought Captain Slag and Rusty Pete would sing it perfectly XD Review!)