Welcome to the 4th installment. Ok so I know you guys have been waiting for this one --JACOB!

Ok this chapter is dedicated to our fans : cool_gal Bellkie candyapples567 you guys inspire us!

1. Take him to North Korea. They eat dogs there.

2. Buy him a shirt that says "I went to the Cullen's house and all I got was a lousy imprint!"

3. While he is sleeping, put a coller around his neck.

4. Whenever he talks to you say "What is it boy? Has little Timmy fallen down the well?"

5. Give (baby) Renesmee a dog her $1 every time she blows it near Jacob.

him the whole werewolf thing was a dream.

7. Set his car stereo to play "Who Let the Dogs Out?" at max volume.

8. Say to him "Hey Jake, while Renesmee is growing up maybe you should date some one your own age. I just saw a sexy young poodle down the street!

9. Put an egg on his skin. When he asks you what you are doing say "trying to cook it!".

10. Every time he walks in the door sing "Hound dog" by Elvis.

who should we do next? Tell us in the reveiws!