This is the first part of the "how to annoy twilight charcters series"

This is by Ashley and Adriana along with some inspiration from previous fan-fiction

Disclaimer: we do not own any the thw charcters: those golden treasures belong to that divine Goddess, Stephenie Meyer.

1. tell him that Alice and Bella are planing to elope -he was merely a way for Bella to get to Alice.

2. Tell him that Jacob and Renesmee are getting married in Vegas, right now.

3. Tell him that Renesmee is pregnant...with puppies!!!

4. Call 911 and tell the operator he doesn't have a pulse and isn't breathing!

5. Take him to a tanning salon.

6. Force Bella's home-made spagetti into his mouth and yell "Hey Edward? Whats wrong ? Don't you like Bella's cooking?!

7. Change his number plate to "1eech".

him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.

9. Tell him that Bella said that she'd like you better If you acted more like Jacob.

10. Sign him up for a blood drive.

BELLA COMING SOON!!!