A corny poem by me, Fishstix.

Sam's Addiction

My name's Sam,

And I have a addiction to ham.

I don't know why,

But whenever I see it, I just sigh.

So tender and moist,

It's like I have not a choice.

The person who understands me is Freddie,

And people call us Seddie.

I'm addicted to him too.

I don't know why,

But when we had that kiss I started to realize,

he is sweet and cute.

… Wait, what am I saying?

He's just a dork,

And not better than pork.

… …

Though I can't resist him,

And also, of course, HAM!