I'm going to apologize right now in case the characters are slightly OOC. So basically, a group of my friends and I roleplay Twilight characters at school, and we thought it would be fun to pass notes as them during class. It was originally just going to be a school thing, but then we noticed that we've got quite a bit of a plotline here...So I told them that I'd take all the notes home and type them up so I can post them on . Here goes!
Quick summary: Some of the Twilight characters are passing notes in class! Gasp! This takes place about 7 years after Breaking Dawn, and the Cullens moved to some random other place, so that Nessie can go to school as well as the rest of the "kids". Oh, and just because I say so, Nessie is writing a story that everyone (mostly Edward) loves to read.
Notes
Chapter One
French Class
(Firmin and Andre)
Far too many notes for my taste
And most of them about Christine!
All we've heard since we came is Miss Daae's name--!
(Madame Giry)
Miss Daae has returned.
(Firmin)
I hope no worse for wear as far as we're concerned
(Andre)
Where precisely is she now?
(Madame Giry)
I thought it best she was alone
(Meg Giry)
She needed rest
(Raoul)
May I see her?
(Madame Giry)
No, Monsieur
She will see no one
(Piangi, Carlotta,)
Will she sing, will she sing?
(Madame Giry)
Here, I have a note
(Andre, Carlotta, Raoul)
Let me see it!
(Firmin, reaching for note)
Please
-Excerpt from "Notes" from Phantom of the Opera-
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Nessie, Bella, Edward,Alice
Daddy, I'm thirsty, and it's making me dizzy.
There's only two blocks left.
-sigh- I know.
Maybe you should write to take your mind off it.
Nice try. Maybe...hey, I'm writing now!
-sigh- You know what I mean.
-rolls eyes- I know.
You should, though.
What if I don't want to?
Then don't.......How are you and Jacob? Has he gotten to 3rd base yet? -snicker- The poor boy's probably drooling.
Well, that's none of your business, really. -blushing-
Renesmee Cullen. Is there something you should tell me?
...no...
Renesmee.....-glares-
Fine...-sighs- We haven't gotten that far yet. Neither of us have taken our clothes off.
-splutter- THERE ARE PLENTY OF THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN WITH CLOTHES ON!!!
...-starts counting backwards in Latin-
ALICE! GET IN HERE!
Yeah?
RENESMEE IS BLOCKING ME OUT! TALK TO HER!
Nessie, you should listen to your father, because I sure wasn't.
YEAH!
...
WE SHOULD GET YOUR MOTHER! UNLESS YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!
-pales- I'm not saying anything. -continues counting backwards in Latin-
Ahem, and how old are you young lady?
SHE'S SEVENTEEN!!!!
Physically, yes...technically, I'm 7...
Don't you think that's worse?
Yes!!! -thinks of something-
Okay....I am sufficiently calmed down...either tell me what happened...or stop counting in Latin.
But I like Latin.
Try Wiccan.
I didn't know things would happen this fast!!!!! Tell us EVERYTHING. If you lie, your father will find out. I can't believe it...
-sigh- We've kissed...and...-blushes- touched a bit...
O_O
My Jacob...and my Nessie! No!
But that's it, I swear! We haven't gone any farther than that...
O_O
I will not permit...touching!
O_O
I don't think that you should be doing that sort of thing yet. I mean, physically, he's what, 25?
I'm going to talk to Jacob about this...O_O
So...did he touch you, or did you.....O_o
...-counting backwards again-
Nessie...
NESSIE!!!!
O_o Nessie.......tell me.....
...a little bit of both...It's not like I wouldn't do anything in return!
Later...in Socials...
I know that I'm not your mother and I don't really have a place in this, but you're 7 and he's 27. That's a 20 year difference. Even physically it's still an 8 year difference. Do you see where I'm taking this?
That's why we haven't DONE anything yet! Well...that, and Dad would probably try to kill Jake...
Even just kissing and...touching isn't right, I think.
Well, what CAN we do, then? He imprinted on me. We both feel these things!
Wait. Until you're at least 18 for your real age.
But Auntie Alice! That's 11 years from now! I don't want to wait that long when both Jake and I want each other like this!
We could have Jacob arrested. I doubt Edward would object.
NO! I-I'll be good...
There you go. Good girl.
-tears in eyes- This isn't fair. I love Jacob, and he loves me. Why is this so hard for you all to grasp?
Ugh. I wish Edward didn't leave.
Yeah, well, he doesn't have this class with us, unfortunately. Hey, this whole conversation took my mind off my thirst! Oh...there is is again...never mind...
This has gotten really off topic...
Yes, it has. -sigh- In a way, I suppose it's a good thing that Dad isn't here...I don't want him to know what I'm thinking right now.
I bet he's listening right now.
Uh...oops...-thinking- I didn't mean any of that!
I bet in his class, he's getting a lot of strange looks.
I just hope he didn't break another pencil...
Just a second...yep.
Uncle Emmett must be laughing at Dad's expression.
Of course.
I'm still really thirsty.
Umm...drink your own blood.
Maybe not the best idea in the world.
I was joking.
Oh...well, now I'm even dizzier, and I'm STILL thirsty!
Drink water.
Doesn't do anything. I wish it were that simple. Can I bite Quayd?
...maybe.
Really?!?!?!
No.
-growls quietly-
If you kill him, we would have to kill everyone.
Would that really be so bad? We wouldn't be thirsty anymore, and Mom could help.
NESSIE!
I was joking...mostly...
Mostly?
They DO smell tasty. And I DO want to bite Quayd, because he's annoying.
I bet he tastes worse than deer.
Ugh, even deer would be delicious right now.
It's the last block of the day. Hold on.
Only another half hour...sigh. I can do this. I taste pretty good, actually...
Really?
Yeah. But if I drink too much, I get dizzy.
No duh.
Hmm...-bites self again-
Nessie stop that.
Yummy. Tastes like Terry's Chocolate Oranges.
I've never had one of those.
It's sooooo good. Some of the only human food I like. Aside from Toblerones. They're good, too.
You only like chocolate, don't you?
It tastes the most like human blood. -faints-
Uh oh.
Well, now I'm alone. Except for Bella.
But she's on the other side of the room...
Oh, okay. Nessie is awake now.
Ugh...I think I drank too much blood. Note to self: Do not bite tongue.
Nice job. -rolls eyes-
I wish you could see me.
I do too.
I wonder how Jake is going to react to waiting until I'm really 18.
I can't tell you that. Stupid wolves.
Well, we'll see. I hope he doesn't take it TOO badly. I'm gonna show this conversation to Mom now.
End
Yays! The first chapter is finally up! For those of you wondering why this is M, you'll see...you'll see...
A little side note: all these notes were done by me and my friends roleplaying. I'm Nessie, my friend Sean (who is on this site somewhere, but won't tell me his penname) is Edward, my other friend Aja is Bella, and Alex (Mewtwo Shall Rule the World) is Alice. Quayd is a really annoying kid in mine and Alex's Socials class. He's an attention seeker. Let's leave it at that.