Privet Drive's Unexpected Visitors

Once upon a time in Privet Drive Dudley Dursley was sitting in his bedroom watching his favourite TV show, The Great Humberto. Harry was having a party tonight with two of his friends. Randolph and Hermia or something like that.

DING DONG

Dudley looked out his window and saw the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. Two thoughts ran through his head:

1. I though Hermia was a boy's name

2. Harry knows hot girls?!

Dudley rushed to his closet and put on some pants. He knew his habit was gross but he couldn't grow out of it. He rushed downstairs and heard Harry talking. So it was Ron and Hermione! What a beautiful name! There were butterflies in his stomach and it certainly wasn't from those mint humbugs he ate. But as quickly as his heart took flight, it was crushed; as the look on Hermione's face was of disgust, not love. Dudley followed her gaze downwards and realised that his pants were covered in mint humbug smears and ketchup. My life sucks, thought Dudley before running away.

THE END