I am SOOO sorry for not updating in god knows how long. TT3TT my inspiration was takin by a dwarf. BLAME HIM! but anyway, here's the chapter. hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: If I owned this, the akatsuki would still all be alive.
Day 8
Video Games are Joyful
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Deidara, Sasori, and Kisame were let out of the hospital week after they were put in to it. They were set with a few rules. Like no sex. So, Hidan couldn't help but to rub it in their faces when he got some that Friday.
Deidara, on the otherhand, was happy when he punched Hidan in the face for rubbing it in.
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"Kisame! Come on! Blow his fucking head off!" Hidan yelled.
"I'm trying! If the dude would just hold still for a second!"
It didn't take Kisame long to go back to video games. Even though he was supposed to resting. But hey, he was resting. Laying on the couch while blowing people's heads off counted, right?
"Come on! My grandma can kick ass better than you, yeah!" Deidara antagonized.
Kisame paused the game and glared at Deidara.
"Your grandma is a friken' psycho, okay. I am normal compared to her!" Kisame pushed the play button again and continued his game.
"It's not like your grandma wasn't a psyho, yeah." Deidara muttered to himself.
Hidan couldn't help but smirk at that. All of them had come from a long lineage of psychos. They couldn't help it. It was in their genes.
There was a single knock on the door. They all yelled 'come in' and the trio let themselves in.
"What's going on? We're getting complaints from our neighbors about you guys." Kakuzu asked.
Hidan glared. "Yeah well, they can go suck a dick for all I care."
"They were complaining about hearing threats of Grandma's kicking ass and blowing people up." Sasori said, scooching next to Deidara.
"You weren't blowing up Grandma's that kicked your asses, did you?" Itachi asked.
Hidan and Deidara chuckled at that while Kisame glared at the screen, imagining the people he was blowing up to be those two.
Itachi raised an eyebrow.
"Inside joke, yeah." Deidara giggled.
Itachi didn't move a muscle.
Hidan's smirk grew wider. "You want them to know Kisame?"
Kisame paused the game and gave Hidan the 'What do you think?' look, and turned back to his game.
"We'll take that as a yes, hmm." Deidara smirked.
"... Fine." Kisame answered.
Hidan and Deidara said 'yes' silently and did a complicated handshake.
"Kisame got beat up by a Grandma before!" Hidan and Deidara blurted out at the same time.
Kakuzu and Sasori chuckled while Itachi tried to hide a smirk.
"You what?" Itachi asked, trying to keep his cool.
"It was a self-defense class and the instructor was an old hag." Kisame grumbled.
"You still got your ass whooped, dude!" Hidan laughed.
"Shut up mister 'I can't go a day without hairgel'." Kisame said.
Hidan glared. "Don't you dare."
Kisame smirked. "Of course I would."
Deidara giggled and whispered what happened to Sasori.
Sasori smirked and looked to Hidan. "So that's why you're banned from Chuck E. Cheese." Sasori laughed.
"Shut it, ass wipe." Hidan glared at Deidara.
Kakuzu sat down next to Hidan. "I have to know now."
"No."
"I'll pay you."
Hidan looked at Kakuzu with a look relating to something like 'yeah, sure you'll pay me'. "What? Five bucks?"
"Damn. Thought I could get away with being vague."
Hidan gave him a toothy grin and stuck his tongue out.
"How about I withhold sex until you tell me." Kakuzu smirked.
Hidan mumbled something about being an inconsiderate bastard and told him the story.
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Kakuzu was massaging his temples at the end of the story. Why him? Why did he have to be the one to like this idiot? Why oh why?
"I'm never letting you drive. Even if you get your licence back." Kakuzu grumbled.
Hidan rolled his eyes."Whatever. As long as I get my hairgel, I'm fine."
Kakuzu dared not ask what Hidan would do now if he ran out of gel and he still didn't have his licence. Kakuzu didn't want to know. If he did, it would probably lead up to another stupid story involving all of them again.
"Oh, Kisame, hmm. I forgot to ask, did your grandma called you, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"Yup."
"When is she coming, hmm. I wanna' know how long I have to get my room clean, yeah."
"About a week."
Deidara dissapeared to his room wide-eyed while yelling 'crap'.
"Yippee. Can't wait." Hidan sulked.
Kakuzu raised an eyebrow.
"His grandma is evil! I swear on my life she is!" Hidan said.
Kisame rolled his eyes. "You just think that 'cause she smacks you every time you say 'Jashin' or cuss. Baby..." Kisame mummbled.
Hidan glared. "Shut the fuck up."
Hidan got off and wandered down the hall.
Itachi on the otherhand, was wondering what Kisame's grandma was like. He didn't want to ask and get an answer that was intimidating but he wondered if his grandma knew about his sexuality.
"Uh, Kisame?" Itachi asked, once Kakuzu and Sasori went after Hidan and Deidara.
"She knows." Kisame answered.
Itachi raised an eyebrow.
"About me being bi right? Yeah, she knows." Kisame said, not taking his eyes off the screen.
Itachi couldn't keep his thoughts off of Kisame's gandma. He also could picture an old woman with pale blue skin and Kisame goofing off as a kid around her.
Itachi's lips curled a little at the thought.
"YES!" Kisame yelled.
He jumped up to his feet and was doing a happy dance.
Itachi was thrown to the floor.
"What happened?" Itachi asked coldly, his eye starting to twitch.
"I beat the level!" Kisame was still in the middle of his happy dance.
Hidan came from around the corner. He frowned.
"What?" Kisame asked.
"I just lost five bucks."
Itachi asked how.
Hidan smirked. "Made a bet with 'Kuzu."
"'Bout what?" Kisame asked.
Itachi smirked. "You never make a bet with Kakuzu, that's just stupid."
Hidan humphed and explained.
"When Kisame said yes, I made a bet that you guys were fucking on the couch but Kakuzu didn't agree." Hidan explained.
"Kinky." Kisame said.
Itachi glared, he was a little red in the face, but he still glared.
Kisame looked at Itachi hopeful.
"No."
"Dang."
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hope you enjoyed! please review. but i understand if you don't. i'm still sorry about not updating in forever. like i said before, blame the dwarf.