Chapter 6: Escaping the Flagship

Poor Courage soon found himself trapped with Eustace who was on quite a large mech of some sort.

"Stupid dog, you ruin everything!" cried Eustace, "The only reason I'm going with my new friend Comrade Black, is so that I can stay away from you! Stupid dog!"

The mech rose up from the platform, and began to float right up. Eustace then began to laugh at Courage, as he was pressing the buttons on the mech, and was prepared to target the pink dog.

"Say good bye, stupid dog!" laughed Eustace.

A missile was then fired from the hands of the mech, to which Courage then began to dodge the oncoming missiles. Inside the missiles were black ink, which then splatted all over the wall behind Courage.

"Oh no" said Courage to himself as he knew he couldn't keep this up.

"You can't defeat me, you stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid dog!" laughed Eustace as he fired a laser from the mech.

Courage then began to run around the room, as the laser began to follow him. Only armed with a gun filled with paint, Courage fired at the part of the laser that was targeting him. Making it impossible for Eustace to fire back.

"What the heck is going on here?!" cried Eustace as he was trying to press some buttons, "Stupid piece of junk!"

While Eustace was still trying to figure out the controls, Comrade Black wanted to see for himself to defeat Courage. Comrade Black immediately headed toward the upper control room of the large room where Courage was facing Eustace.

"Yes, yes, this is very good" said Comrade Black who gazed out of the window which was invisible from within the room, "seems like that stupid dog is certainly running out of ammo!"

"But, what if we loose this one?" asked one of the ink blobs, "Shouldn't we, you know, this time prepare the escape pods?"

"Escape pods?!" laughed Comrade Black, "Against a stupid, Earth dog?!"

Comrade Black then headed to sit down in his chair and watch the show below. Eustace was having the time of his life, firing various weapons from the mech at poor Courage. Courage was able to dodge the oncoming attacks for sometime. Yet one of the rockets finally managed to hit Courage, turning the pink dog into all black and white.

"Oh no!" cried Courage.

"Yes, yes, that stupid dog is finally like us!" laughed Comrade Black.

"What do I do!" cried Courage to which he then had an idea on how to fix it.

Courage then pointed the gun filled with paint at himself and fired, changing his colors into blue, red, yellow and green.

"Look how stupid you look now, you stupid dog!" laughed Eustace as he noticed how pathetic Courage looked.

While Eustace was busy laughing at how ridiculous Courage was, Courage then fired his weapon at the mech while it wasn't firing.

"Stupid human farmer, defend yourself!" cried Comrade Black as he slammed his fist on his chair.

"Er, Great Comrade, he can't hear you, you're speaker needs to be turned on" said the black ink blob next to him.

"Stupid farmer, stop laughing at the stupid dog and fire, fire, fire!" cried Comrade Black as he turned on the loud speakers for the room.

"Hey, what's the big idea, I'm the only one who can call people stupid!" cried Eustace.

As Eustace turned the mech around, Courage began to fire his weapon at the mech changing it to various colors that were loaded within the paint gun. Eustace soon found out he was going to loose power on this mech pretty soon, so he then ejected himself. Yet as he pressed the eject button, he immediately crashed right out of the mech itself, as the chair was on rockets, sending him also crashing right out from the roof, into space and heading back toward Nowhere at a very fast pace.

"Stupid rockets!" cried Eustace as he was flying through the air.

Comrade Black couldn't believe his new mech was defeated by Courage, so he then began to head toward the main command center of his ship.

"That stupid, stupid dog, it's all his fault I'm not able to conquer this planet!" cried Comrade Black.

"But Great Comrade, what are you going to do?" asked one of the ink blobs whom was running with him.

"I'm going to unleash the biggest black ink bomb ever, that'll certainly cover that stupid dog all in black and white!" laughed Comrade Black as he finally headed into the main control room.

Comrade Black, and the other ink blobs then began to input the commands on the flagship. As Courage was heading to an escape pod, he noticed that there was a large ball of ink emerging from a hangar like if it were a blimp coming out of the hangar. The ink blimp bomb was hovering right over the flagship itself, where everyone on it were in its range.

"Great Comrade, what are you doing, shouldn't we release this while that stupid dog is in the escape pod?" asked one of the ink blobs who wasn't sure if this plan was going to work.

"I'm going to do this anyway, we won't be affected, because we're already are black and white, don't you get it?!" cried Comrade Black.

"Er, I am also receiving second thoughts if we should do something like this" said another ink blob who noticed the black ink bomb was also filled with TNT as well besides black ink.

Courage knowing something bad was going to happen immediately got into the escape pod and began to start it up, which it then detached itself from the flagship. The ink bomb then heads straight for the flagship, and the flagship itself explodes into a million pieces, with poor Comrade Black being reverted to simple ink floating in space with the other ink blobs.

"Stupid dog!" cried Comrade Black.

Back on Earth, the escape pod which Courage was in crashes right outside Nowhere with Muriel and the other Nowhere citizens coming toward him.

"Courage, you made it!" cried Muriel who was relieved.

"Well done" added the General, "you know what, you deserve a medal."

"And it seems like you have changed your fur coating" added Muriel, "I wonder where Eustace is?"

The scene then changes to another part of nowhere, where poor Eustace finds himself with no one to search for him.

"At least I'm finally away from that stupid dog!" laughed Eustace as he was all burned up while still sitting on his seat.

Eustace then began to laugh at himself after what just happened, where the scene then ends from there.