A/N: I know there are a million stories like this out there, but I just couldn't resist! So please don't just ignore this. Please read it!

-Pillow

BiteMe - Bella

IRefuseToBiteYou - Edward

TakeMeShoppingOrDie - Alice

I'mNotEmo - Jasper

TheGiantCareBear - Emmett

BeautifulIAm - Rosalie

BreakThatLampAndDie - Esme

IAmDocterMan - Carlisle

OutOfTheLoop - Charlie

ThisIsWhyI'mHot - Jacob

IHaveIssues - Paul

LoveIsOverRated - Leah

I'mNotGay - Embry

BabysitterWolf - Quil

QuilAwwwlWet - Claire

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BiteMe: HEY EDWARD! GUESS WHAT!??!?!?!?!

IRefuseToBiteYou: You turned on caps lock and now you don't know how to turn it off?

BiteMe: Um...no. I was just excited.

IRefuseToBiteYou: Why is that Bella?

BiteMe: Because....

IRefuseToBiteYou: Because why love?

BiteMe: I don't need to tell YOU. You wouldn't understand.

IRefuseToBiteYou: Why not? Is this a Jacob thing Bella?

BiteMe: No.......

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BiteMe: JAKE!!!! Thank god you're here!!! I have this thing I have to tell you that Edward would never understand!!!!!

ThisIsWhyI'mHot: Really? What?

IRefuseToBiteYou: HEY!

BiteMe: Oh shut up Eddy. You just don't get it.

ThisIsWhyI'mHot: So what did you want to tell ME?

BiteMe: I'm not wearing..............

IRefuseToBiteYou: What aren't you wearing?!?!!? Why does this not concern me?!?!?! How does my fiancee get to tell her best friend who is in love with her that she isn't wearing something instead of her fiancee?!??!!?!

BiteMe: Gawd Eddy. Shut Up for a minute, I'm trying to tell Jake what I'm not wearing!

BiteMe: So you ready Jake?

ThisIsWhyI'mHot: YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BiteMe: SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IRefuseToBiteYou: Was that a joke? I didn't get it.

ThisIsWhyI'mHot: Omigawd. That was so funny! It was just like that time.......

BiteMe: Oh yeah, at that place......(giggles)

ThisIsWhyI'mHot: Oh Yeeeaah! (giggles)

IRefuseToBiteYou: What?!?!?! Tell me what happened!!! I swear if you touched her........

ThisIsWhyI'mHot: Sorry, can't tell you. It's our little secret...(raises eyebrows suggestively)

BiteMe: (giggles)

IRefuseToBiteYou: TELL ME!!!!!

BiteMe: When you're older Eddy. You wouldn't understand.

IRefuseToBiteYou: Fine. Hmmph.

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BiteMe: So when should we tell him that we were talking about when I was in the airport with my flip-flops and we were buying a chocolate bar and then you got your foot stuck in the toilet?

ThisIsWhyI'mHot: And then you ate the chocolate bar and I broke the toilet and we laughed the whole ride home...Yeah I g2g. I'm hungry.

BiteMe: Kay. Bye.

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A/N: So, this is hopwfully kind of original. Please review.

Luv Ya!

- Pillow