1. Let them know you know everything about vampires.

2. Have a child with a vampire.

3. Use their curtains as a cloak and wear plastic fangs. Run up and down their corridors saying, "I vant to suck your bloood!!!"

4. Warn them to beware- you have garlic and you're no afraid to use it!

5. Send them a fruit basket.

6. Go up to Jane and say, "Force Field!!" spastically.

7. Chillax with werewolves.

8. Ring the clock tower without permission.

9. Tell Alec he's a shrimp.

10. Ask Aro if he's related to Dracula.

11. Hand out flyers saying, "Vampires are friends, not food!"

12. Order Caius to go veg.

13. Ding-Dong-Ditch their palace.

14. Casually mention that there's an angry mob outside their palace door and say that Alice foresaw the fall of their coven. Then scream, "SIKE!" in Jane's face.

15. Ask if you can join them for dinner.

16. Sing, "Jane and Alec, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!"

17. Ask Aro to tell you everything you've ever thought of in your whole life. When he does, scoff and say, "Lucky guess."

18. Ask Marcus if you dazzle him.

19. Draw buck-teeth, mustaches, and unibrows on Aro, Marcus and Caius' faces in Carlisle's painting.

20. Make a list of 20 ways to provoke the Volturi.

Oh yeah. We are so hard-core. :)