Yoshhhh, so this is my first story. Please review and tell if you think i should continue it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto


"Neh neh.... Sakura Chan, now that a mission is over, eto...how about we go on a date?"

"URUSAI NARUTO! How many times do I have to tell you I will not go on a date with you," Sakura screamed at Naruto who was now rocking himself back and forth in the fetal position hoping to find solace." And plus, I'm going to be at the spa all day." Shhhhsh PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE SAKURA her inner voice screamed.

Hmmmm, Sai thought, I once read in a book that people ask other people out to show them that they like them........"Naruto Kun, how about we go on a date to the ramen bar?"

"NANI?!" Sakura shrieked.

"Eto... I don't roll that way." Naruto muttered in embarrassment.

"Huh?" Sai asked in confusion. "I read in a book that people ask other people on dates to show that they like them."

Kakashi who was nose deep in his favourite book 'Icha Icha Paradise' looked up and smiled. "Sumimasen Sai San, have you ever read Icha Icha Paradise?

"Icha ...Icha?" Sai stammered.

"Naruhodo. Here you can borrow this copy; I suggest you go read it now."

"Hai." Sai formed a seal and with a splatter of ink he disappeared.

"Oi Sakura Chan! How about we go on that date now...I'll come with you to the spa!" Naruto yelled obnoxiously.

YOSHHHH SAKURA! PUNCH HIM. This time she couldn't stop herself. The punch sent him hurtling into a cement wall which cracked a bit from the impact of the collision.

With tears streaming down his face he managed to splutter a small whimper. "Neh....Sakura Chan, doushite?"

Kakashi sighed. "He never learns."

Meanwhile...

Sai finished the book that Kakashi let him borrow. Ahhhh so the concept of asking someone out on a date applies to people who like someone more than a friend and....he flicked back through the pages...want to get to third base with them. Maybe I should look into mechanics of third base. This book also suggests that I should go look at girls in the spa to gain a better knowledge on how they act. Ahhh Sakura will be there, but what's the difference if I look at her when she's in a spa to when we're on mission? I guess I should go find out. Sai put the book into his back ninja pouch for further reference and walked off in the direction of the spas.