Disclaimer: I do not own Shin Megami Tensei.
A/N: For some reason, I get kind of uncomfortable, or I feel pissed, whenever I see Souji X Naoto...I have no idea why...I mean, to make it fit more for my liking, I could just picture it as they had a relationship for a bit, and everything, and then moved on...I don't know anymore...
I mean, he doesn't stay at the town, so he could never have a true relationship with any of the girls, right?
I just get really annoyed with it, sometimes...
"So...your relationship with Naoto-kun ended in failure, huh?" Yosuke asked Souji, the two young men hanging out in the Junes foodcourt, which was basically the only place they were allowed to mingle in peace.
Souji sighed and nodded his head. "Yeah...we had sex only about two times, and then she got tired of me, and now she's with Kanji...I never knew Naoto-kun was such a whore; it totally came out of nowhere..."
Yosuke smirked. "Heh...I understand her feelings about that..."
"What the hell are you talking about?" Souji asked, smacking Yosuke across the face in a humorous, although still very painful, manner.
Suddenly, Yukiko and Chie sat down at the table beside them, and they seemed to be whispering to each other, as they let out small giggles every so often. Yosuke stared at them for a while, and watched in silence as Chie leaned over and gave Yukiko a small kiss on the lips.
A blush formed on Yukiko's cheeks. "Ooh, Chie...you're so bold...tee hee..."
What really caught Yosuke off-guard was the sassy little smirk Chie flashed in his direction afterwards.
'Is...is that bitch challenging ME?!! I don't know why she's challenging me, but...SHE IS!!!'
Chie sneered at him for a moment longer, before returning to making out with Yukiko, placing a hand on the black-haired girl's breast and fondling it ever so gently.
'SHE WON'T GET THE BEST OF ME!!!' Yosuke quickly turned to Souji, who was picking his nose without a care in the world, and began to lean in towards him.
"Uh...what the hell are you doing?" Souji asked, although he didn't try to move away.
"Just shut up and let me do this...I can't let Chie show me up!!" Yosuke hissed, and he slammed his lips against Souji's, and the silver-haired teenager lost consciousness.
Suddenly, Naoto and Kanji walked into the foodcourt and watched Yosuke and Chie practically rape their respective lovers in broad daylight. Naoto was dressed like a slut, with long stockings, a netted shirt, and she wore heavy make-up. Standing next to her, Kanji was dressed like a bondage slave for god knows what reason.
Sighing, Naoto spat to the side and grunted, "Hmph...these fags are pissing me off...let's go, slave!!!"
She snapped her fingers and stomped off the scene, Kanji soon following behind her.
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Meanwhile, Rise and Teddie were doing dirty things inside his bear suit...