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Chapter 1

Quidditch Strategies, Dufaces, and Girlfriend Hiding

(Harry's Journal)

In the Gryffindor Common Room (7:34 pm)

Why do girls have to be so confusing? Why can't they just say what they're thinking? Earlier today, I was gazing at Ginny during Quidditch practice, (Hey! I know I should have been paying more attention to the game, but…well, you know how I am. She was right in front of me…she sure does look good on a broom from behind…anyway!) And she turned around and caught me staring at her.

"Harry? Why aren't you watching your team?" she asked.

"Oh, darling, I was just admiring your bloody hot flying skills," I said flirtatiously.(Well, ok, I didn't really say that…but it would have been hilarious!)

"Oh, er-sorry, I'll get going" I said instead.

She smiled at me, and you know how I get when she smiles at me, so I almost fell straight off my broom. I know real smooth.

Anyway, as I was saying, can't she just break up with Dean already?! I could have sworn I saw a hint of disappointment in her eyes, (And I know how to read her eyes, seeing as I stare into them every chance I can get.) when she said she couldn't come to Hogsmede with Ron, Hermione, and I because she said she'd go with Dean. I hate Dean. Oh dang, Ron's trying to read over my shoulder…I'll write again later.

Still in the Gryffindor Common Room (7:48 pm)

Ok, I'm back. Ron's left with Lavender, and Hermione has stalked off to the library.

Reasons Why I hate Dean

1. He's a git.

2. He's Ginny's boyfriend.

3. He took my Ginny. Well, I never really had her, but still.

4. Yesterday, he wouldn't pass the salt at lunch.

5. He's an evil git.

6. I hate his guts.

7. Ok, this list is getting nowhere…

8. He wouldn't pass the pepper at lunch either.

(Ginny's Diary)

In the library (8:15 pm)

Why do boys have to be so confusing? Why can't they just say what they're thinking? Dean has been so obnoxious lately! Here's what happened:

"Dean, why have you been so cold towards me lately?" I asked.

"Why to you think?" he retorted.

"I don't know, that's why I'm asking!" I said angrily. He is such an idiot. I don't even know why I'm even going out with him…well; yes I do; to make Harry jealous. But that's beside the point right now! Anyway, continuing with the tale of Dean the Duface:

"I think you know perfectly well why I am acting cold," Dean said annoyingly. How I yearned to slap him hard across the face…

"Why would I ask if I did know?" I muttered, "I don't just say things for no reason."

"Oh really?" he said in a stupidly arrogant tone, "Fine, I'll tell you why I'm angry at you! Why were you talking to Potter this afternoon at practice?"

"What, am I not allowed to talk to my own captain?!" I fumed. The truth was, I had stationed myself right in front of Harry so that he would be forced to watch me. (And I wore my cutest training shorts and tank, for hopeful added jealousy…I froze to death, but hey; sacrifices!) While we were practicing, I turned around on my broom and caught him staring right at me, or more like my bum. All in all, I considered it a successful practice.

Well, back to Dean; we continued to argue until I said that if I wasn't allowed to talk to other boys then we could just end it right there and then, (Cough*Hopeful*Cough*Pretty*Please*Cough.) Then he started getting all sappy on my and trying to apologize and kiss me. God, the nerve of some people! You'd think he thought I had short term memory loss, the way he thought I'd just forgive him in an instant.

Reasons Why I Am Mad At Dean the Duface

1. He treats me like he owns me.

2. He thinks I have short term memory loss.

3. He doesn't like Harry.

4. He doesn't have as cute a bum as Harry.

5. He never passes the salt or pepper at lunch.

6. I don't like him.

7. He calls me "Ginny, Love" Eww! I'm not some adorable kitten!

(Hermione's Journal)

In the Library (8:26 pm)

I hate Ronald Weasley. Wait correction; I love Ronald Weasley…that is why I hate him. Why does he have to be so darn cute?! Why do I have to love him? What is he dating Lavender Brown. I hate Lavender, too. I'm going to stop calling her "Lavender" and refer to her as "The Evil One." It suites her better…

I have so much to do. I shouldn't be writing, I should be working.

Things I Have To Do

1. Finish that horrid potions essay for Snape

2. Start that even more horrid transfiguration essay for McGonagall

3. Hate Laven-I mean, The Evil One more…Mwahaha!

4. Play some dirty, evil trick on The Evil One

5. Hate Ron

6. Daydream about Ron

7. Help Neville find Trevor…again

8. Try to get Harry and Ginny to realize they both like each other…Arg! They are so blind sometimes!

9. Loathe the Evil One

10. Rewrite my arithmancy essay because Ron spilled ink all over it. I was in two minds; to either scream at him, or start snogging him because he noticed me glaring at him and apologized…he's so sweet! I went with the first option anyways.

Ron Weasley's "Not journal or Diary" (Those are for girls, and sissy's like Harry)

In the boys bathroom near Gryffindor Tower (8:40 pm)

I saw Harry writing in a diary earlier today! Here's what happened:

"Harry, what are you writing?" I had asked.

"Nothing!" Harry said quickly, closing his diary.

"Harry, don't tell me that's a…diary!?" I laughed and tried to grab the little book.

"It's not a diary!" Harry denied, yanking the diary away from me and turning red.

"Oh yeah? Then what is it?" I asked, amused.

"Well, er-," Harry stuttered, "It's my, uh, manly survival book of book. You know, I'm writing all my manly ideas of evil and all-"

He was interrupted by my hysterical laughter. Unfortunately, Lavender, who I had been successfully avoiding all afternoon, had heard me.

"Won Won!" she exclaimed, running over to Harry and I. "I've been looking everywhere for you!"

"Oh, how surprising…" Harry mumbled. Apparently Lavender didn't hear him, because she disregarded him completely and grabbed my hand.

"Let's go for a walk, Won Won!" she said sweetly. I waved helplessly at Harry, who gave me the "Sorry mate, this is what you get for going out with a girl you don't actually like" look, as Lavender dragged me away toward the portrait hole.

"Where are we going?" I asked her nervously after we had left the common room.

"Oh, I dunno!" she said, and leaned in to kiss me. I ducked out of her way just in time, something I was getting a lot of practice at these days.

"Er…can you excuse me for just a sec? I need to use the restroom," I said.

"Oh, sure!" she said, and sat down on a bench near by. "I'll just wait for you here."

"Ok…" I said, and walked away towards the boy's bathroom, where I am now hiding. (This bathroom has become a place of refuge from Lavender for me lately.) I've been here for 40 minutes, but I don't want to risk leaving and getting caught by "Lav Lav" again. Arg! Sometimes I think dating this lunatic just to get Hermione jealous wasn't such a good idea…I need to end this…

Ways to Break Up With Lavender

1. Let her find me snogging some other random girl and take it from there…preferably Hermione…

2. Tell her she stinks and offer some of Hermione's perfume…Hahaha that would get Lavender bloody furious!

3. Just tell her I'm through with this and then talk to Hermione about how I really feel…no that would be much too practical and easy…

4. Sneak permanent green hair dye into her shampoo and tell her I did it because "green is so her colour!" Well, that option would be the funniest…no doubt about that…

NOTE: okay so there is the start to a new story! this is gunna be a great one! PLEASE review. More chapies to come!