Chapter two: Ha, Morning my dick!

"Come on! Wake up! We have a lot of stuff to do, Kagome!" Sango whined, nudging Kagome with every word. This girl could sleep her ass off. It was as if she was dead to the world.

Kagome groaned and rolled away from Sango's nudges. She placed a pillow over her head and mumbled. "Sango do you know what time it is?"

Sango looked at her watch and then back at Kagome. "11:55, why do you ask?"

"Kagome the great doesn't get out of bed until noon. Bribes are accepted. If these two are not present, please leave a note with my secretary at the door." Kagome stated, as she snuggled back into her warm covers.

Sango laughed, loudly. "If that isn't a bunch of bullshit, I don't know what is. Okay, I'll be back at noon and your ass better be up." Walking back to Kagome's door, Sango took one look at the snoring Kagome and shook her head.

'Something's don't change' she thought and went downstairs, to see what Mrs. Higurashi was making for lunch. She still had to ask her if it was alright for her brother to stay with them.

Walking down the stairs and into the kitchen, she found Mrs. Higurashi making four ham, turkey, and cheese sandwiches. To the left of her, were a big bag of chips; sour cream and onion.

'Yummm' Sango thought as she eyed the bag of chips hungrily.

"Good Afternoon Sango." Mrs. Higurashi greeted, with her back still turned. Sango always wondered how she was able to tell who was behind her. Maybe it was one of those freaky powers you got when you become a mom. If so, she couldn't wait to have kids, so she could scare the shit outta them!

"We have at least 5 minutes until noon, but Good Afternoon mom! Where's Souta?" she asked, sitting at the table.

"Oh, he went over one of his friends house. He'll be staying there a couple of days. It seems, he doesn't want to be in a house full of women."

Both of them giggled.

Clearing her throat, Sango started twiddling her fingers. "Uh, Mrs. Higurashi, I have a favor to ask of you." She started. Mrs. Higurashi turned around, with her free hand on her hip, she looked at Sango curiously.

"You only call me Mrs. Higurashi, when it's important. What's wrong Sango?"

"Well, my older brother is supposed to come down here and spend Christmas and New Year's with me, and I was wondering; if he could spend it here with me since I'm staying here?" she rushed. By the time she done, her cheeks were a light pink.

Mrs. Higurashi laughed and shook her head. "Sango, my dear. You worry too much. He is welcome to stay at my home." She said, nodding her head.

Sango jumped up and hugged Mrs. Higurashi, being careful not to crush the older woman, who has always been there for her since she was teenager.

"Oh my gosh! You are so awesome. I love you mom!" she exclaimed. Mrs. Higurashi giggled and patted Sango's back.

"I love you too, dear." She replied.

"And I love the smell of food." A voice said from the kitchen entrance.

Both of them turned their heads to see a half awake Kagome. She was in a pair of white shorts and a black and red checkered tank top. Her usually long straight hair was a mess. It looked like she was struck by lightning. Sango and Mrs. Higurashi looked at Kagome and shook their heads.

'Something's don't change' they both thought.

"Can I trust you to hold down the fort while I'm gone?" a man asked his assistant. The young business man of 28 years old was standing in front of the huge office window, looking out at the small buildings below. He was the vice president of a successful company and very wealthy for his age.

His secretary nodded once before realizing that he couldn't see her, before she responded.

"Of course, Mr. Houshi. Everything will be taken care of. If anything should happen, we've prepared for that as well."

He nodded and waved his hand, dismissing her. Getting up from the office chair, she opened and closed the door with a soft click.

Today, he was flying out to Maryland to see his sister. He would have planned a road trip and drove there, but why drive when you can fly and get there faster? He was still kind of skeptical on where he was going to stay, but Sango said she would take care of it.

"I really need this vacation." He muttered to himself, rubbing his tired face with his hands.

"Mr. Houshi, you have a call on line two. It's your sister." Jesse's, his assistant, soft voice came through the intercom. Going back to his desk, he pressed the intercom button.

"Thank you, Jess."

"You're welcome, sir."

Pressing the blinking second line button, he greeted, "Hello Sango. What do I owe this unexpected phone call?"

His sister chuckled, "I just wanted to check up on you and make sure, you haven't worked yourself to an early grave." She responded.

He smiled, white teeth sparkling in the afternoon light. "Don't worry about me, I'm supposed to worry about you. Hell, I'm older!" he pouted.

"Yeah well, I just wanted to let you know that I have a place for you to stay. I'm staying with my friend and her family over the winter break. Her mom said it was okay for you to say." Sango confessed happily.

He signed in relief. For a second there, he thought he was going to stay at a homeless shelter or something.

"When you are about to leave or when you land, call me and I'll give you the directions to her house." She finished.

"Alright, that sounds like a plan to me. Who is your friend?" he asked. He only knew of some of the people she hung out with; that came with the over protective brother program. He knew everything; well at least he thought he did.

"You'll see when you get here. Mwhahaha." She said playfully.

He groaned; "You are so freakin' evil!"

She laughed, "I love you too, Miroku."

From: Inuyasha

A teacher asked Billy to use hotel in a sentence. Billy says "my momma don't tell my aunt nothin' cause dat ho-tel everything!" LOL send this to 10 people and make them smile.

"What the fuck? This is all I get from him! What happened to "Hey what's up?" But noooo, he wants to send me stupid forwards!" Kagome complained. Even though it was funny, it stopped being funny after about the 5th time she received it!

Kagome was in her living room, watching the Bad Girl's Club, on her mother's flat screen tv. Sango was upstairs doing something and her mother went out grocery shopped. Sango said she called her brother and told him that he would be staying here and that he would call her when he landed.

She was kind of excited to see what he looked like. She imaged him to look like Sango except more masculine. Or at least like Paul Walker or Johnny Depp.

From what Sango told her earlier today, after she devoured her sandwiches, he was very successful. They were about 6 or 7 years apart.

And he was single.

And staying at her house for a couple of weeks.

And she was kinda tired of being single.

Maybe….

Shaking her head, "What the hell am I thinking? This dude could have tits and a fucking uni-brow!" she muttered to herself, keeping her eyes on the tv. Too bad Sango didn't have any pictures of what he looked like now, she couldn't guess on what he looked like from the pictures of when he was younger.

Midnight

Miroku looked around the darken street in his rented car trying to find the house, his sister had given him directions to.

"This is ridiculous! It's dark as shit out here and I can't see a fucki- Ah ha! There it is! Thank You!" Miroku said gleefully, pulling up on the curb behind a green Beatle.

Reaching in the back seat, he grabbed a black bag filled with his morning essentials and got out of his car. Pulling out his cell phone, Miroku dialed his sister's cell.

"Hello?" a groggy voice answered.

….. It wasn't his sister.

"Hello?" they asked again, this time their voice sounding a little more clearer.

Shaking his head, he cleared his throat and walked up the side steps leading to the house.

"Uh yes, is Sango there? It's her brother and I was wondering if someone could let me in? I'm outside and it's freezing out here." He replied, his teeth were chattering as a strong cold wind blew in his direction.

The person on the other line sighed. He could hear a bed squeak and a door being open and closed.

"Alright, I'll open the door for you." Without saying goodbye, the person hung up the phone.

By the time he was able to close his phone, a girl opened the door. She was wearing white shorts, and a black and red tank top. She looked beautiful..and a little ticked off.

Startled, the first thing that came out of his mouth was;

"Morning." Giving her a short wave.

She snorted and replied;

"Ha! Morning my dick. You coming in or what?"

Nodding his head, the girl moved to the side and let him in.

A second later, he registered what she just said.

'What the hell? Dick?'

AN:

Ya'll are gonna be mad AT ME! Lol I had this chapter written for a long time and I forgot about it ( SORRY). As of right now, I'm working on chapter three. And I've had another story in mind…yeah I know. I need to finish these before I started a new one.

I might make this one, simple, short and sweet. Hmmm…..