How Naruto Escaped the Akatsuki, a naruto fanfic

13sTaLk13: Llama llama duck!

Rip: /covering his ears/: MAKE HER SHUT UP!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Llama song.

How Naruto Escaped the Akatsuki

Naruto sat in his dank cell in the bowels of the Akatsuki hide out. 'Damn it! How can I get out of here…? I've got it! That song Sakura used to sing to try to make Sauske say yes to a date!' At that moment Naruto had his chance, because in walked Itachi. Naruto opened his mouth and sang as high pitched as he could.

"Here's a llama

There's a llama

And another little llama

Fuzzy llama

Funny llama

Llama

Duck

Llama

Cheesecake

Llama

Tablet

Brick

Potato

Llama

Mushroom

Llama

Duck

I was once a tree house

I lived in a cake

But I never saw the way

The orange slayed the rake

I was only three years dead

But it told a tale

And now listen, little child

To the safety rail

Did you ever see a llama

Kiss a llama

On the llama

Llama's mama

Taste of llama

Llama

Duck

Half a llama

Twice the llama

Not a llama

Farmer

Llama

Llama in a car

Alarm a llama

Llama

Duck

Is that how it's told now

Is it all so old

Is it made of lemon juice

Doorknob

Ankle

Cold

Now my song is getting thin

I've run out of luck

Time for me to retire now

And become a duck"

Itachi lay on the floor, logical brain having shut down and he'd collapsed, llamas dancing around his head. The next person to come down was the leader, to see what was taking Itachi, and Naruto started anew.

"Here's a llama…"

"THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! TOBI, GET HIM OUT OF HERE!" A masked boy ran in and pulled Naruto out of the cage and down several hallways out to the woods. "Tobi is a good boy!" Naruto nodded, "I'm sure you are. Wanna hear a song?"

TWO WEEKS LATER

Tobi came back from his mission to return Naruto and came in singing, causing Itachi and the Leader to cover their ears in pain and the rest of the Akatsuki to soon follow…

"Llama

Llama

Duck…"

THE END!