The Clone Wars: The Alternate Episode
Battle! Obi-Wan and Ventress duel each other, when Anakin, Ahsoka, Rex, and Padme go to save Obi-wan!
ZAP! KA-BOOM! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! (Lightsaber noises)
"Whoa, nice moves." said Obi-Wan, falsely complementing his opponent.
"I'm going to melt your head when I'm done with you." Said Ventress angrily.
"You've already melted my heart mistress." said Obi-Wan, with a rather big grin. Ventress looked at him a disgusted countenance.
"Arrrrrrrrrrgh! You make me sick." Said Ventress disgusted. Then suddenly, as she charged toward him with her lightsabers, her shirt caught on a branch that appeared out of nowhere. RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPUH!
"WHOA, now I'm impressed." Obi-Wan said really impressed. Ventress desperately concealed her 'unmentionables' with both arms and then runs away in shame.
"Well, that was easy." Obi-Wan watched her run away with a satisfactory grin.
"Master," said Anakin, just walking in.
"FINALLY!" Obi-wan said, trying to sound irritated but sounding sort of happy instead.
"Master, why do you look so happy?"
"Because Anakin, I saw something that impressed me, something very impressive…"
PSSSSSSS! Ventress turns on her lightsabers. (P.S, Ventress is wearing a little white towel as a makeshift top.)
"Ventress." Obi-Wan turned on his lightsaber. PSST! Hummmm…
"Wait, I'll handle this one." Rex then rips of the chest plate of his armor, revealing his glistening abs.
"WHOA." Ahsoka, Padme, and Ventress all said in unison. "Hugh, Hugh, Hugh. (Panting noises)" They all ran toward Rex, and Rex started to run away in fear. Ventress saw a chance to trip Padme, and did. Ventress stuck her leg out purposely in her path, and Padme flew in the air and started to roll. Ahsoka and Ventress took out their lightsabers and attacked each other. Ventress was just wacking her lightsaber at Ahsoka, while Ahsoka did fancy moves to parry her attacks.
"Augh! Enough of this!" FOOOOOOOO! Ahsoka pulls off Ventress's towel. "Ha!" Ahsoka pointed behind her running ahead."
"WHOA!" everyone said shocked. "MASTER, SHIELD YOUR EYES!" Anakin yelled to Obi-wan, but he just kept staring at the topless Ventress.
"Whoa…" Was all Obi-Wan could utter. Ventress quickly picked up her towel and stood there embarrassed. Ahsoka was about to tackle Rex when Padme quickly took out her blaster and shot Ahsoka in the back, causing her to collapse and fall over. All the males rush after their 'girlfriends': Anakin to Padme, Rex to Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan to Ventress.
And then the three couples started to smooch. (Smooching noises.)
(Wedding bells) The three couples: Anakin/Padme, Ahsoka/Rex, and Obi-wan/Ventress got married at a triple wedding. Count Dooku and Grievous are crying at the wedding, watching the couples stand at the altar.
"Kiss the bride, you may." Yoda was the priest that made their marriages official.
(Star Wars music) bom! Bom! bombombomBOM! bom! bombombomBOM! bom! Bombombom! Bom! (And so on and so forth…)
Authors Note: My little brothers came up with the original concept, i just helped them write it, and then i posted it!