A/N: Random one-shot because I was boooored. Hehe.

I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT, OR WINNIE THE POOH. =p

Rosalie's point of view.

Ever since Bella transformed into a vampire, Nessie and I hadn't been as close. I had been her guardian while Bella was transforming, since then she was always with the dog or her parents…even Alice got to dress her up. I wanted to be near the child, I wanted a baby like that, so I asked Edward if Emmett and I, could take her hunting. I got permission and we went up north for Emmett's favorite…Grizzly bears.

Alice had dressed Renesmee head-to-toe in Burberry, how appropriate for hunting. Nessie brought along her favorite Winnie the pooh book and we set off.

"Renesmee, will you stay here with uncle Em, while I catch some deer?" I asked bending down to here level.

To into her book, Renesmee slowly nodded, not keeping her head up. I ran off to catch my pray, while Emmett tracked down some bears near by Renesmee.

Emmett's point of view.

I looked over my shoulder at Renesmee who was staring at me, finally putting down the book. I heard something…a grizzly, I smirked, then I wiped it, trying not to scare Nessie, apparently to Rose, I looked evil doing it. Maybe the dog was right with his jokes –sometimes. I wanted Renesmee to see me catching the bear, like I was the hero, I stayed statue still waiting for the pray to come…

The big brown hairy grizzly pondered forwards and I took a lunge towards it sinking my teeth into its neck.

A sudden child-ish cry boomed from behind me. I let go off the grizzly and turned around; to see Renesmee with tears running down her face, Rosalie dashed by her side to comfort her, bending down to her level.

"Renesmee, what is it?" Rosalie asked, wiping a tear from her face.

Renesmee's finger pointed to me, Rosalie snapped around and glared at me, "he killed Winnie the pooh" Renesmee wined, still crying.

Rosalie's glare got bigger, what had I did wrong? Winnie the pooh was yellow, not brown –and it would be pretty hard for lil' pooh bear to beat the delicious thing in taste.

I walked up to Renesmee and held my arms out, for a hug. "Renesmee, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt pooh-bear, he's ok, and he'll be chillin' with Cinderella in no time"

Rosalie sighed, "Wrong story Emmett" she mumbled.

I went closer to Nessie with my hands out, waiting for the hug. I got impatient and gently pulled her into one, but Renesmee pulled away.

R.I.P. Winnie the pooh.

Yes, I know pointless. =)