Action MAN

Starring:

Bill as himself

Pinned down by the infected at the waterside while waiting for the boat to come save them, Bill was trying tot think of ways to finally get rid of his idiot team mates.

Zoey was always useless, and not really helping the cause with her pistol and kill stealing.

Francis always had to startle those bloody witches and would usually get all of them in deep shit. Also, he never healed anyone but himself.

As for Louis, well, Bill never paid attention to Louis.

When the boat finally came, Bill finally saw his chance to get out and ditch them forever.

In true dickhead fashion he left them behind and jumped into the water so he could beat all of them to the boat, without having to worry about being mauled by zombies from each and every direction.

At the shore, the water was shallow but as he moved further away the water got deeper and he suddenly disappeared under the water, only to reappear later while wildly flailing his arms around and screaming for help.

Help which never came.

Bill drowned five minutes later and was abandoned by the team he was trying to abandon.

The end