Title: Relax
Series: Naruto
Pairings/Characters: NejiTen
Word Count: 564
Rated: T
Category: Romance/Humor
Notes: I'm not sure how you guys will take this story. It's quite short, and rather irrelevant and random. Enjoy.

Relax
before I go crazy

"If you keep this up Tenten, we're never going to leave this room," growled a very satisfied, yet angry husband.

Now, to say Tenten was actually trying to seduce her willing husband into staying in bed with her all day would be an understatement. In fact, it was quite the opposite.

I mean honestly, what kind of a husband would Neji be if he had denied giving her a massage after a long day of being trained by the Hyuuga elders? What kind of a Hyuuga would Neji be if he were to just let those bare shoulders of Tentens to stay unkissed?

This resulted in a series of explicit moans from Tenten.
That resulted in a series of explicit growls from Neji.

As for the rest of the Hyuuga compound, well let's just say they were busy humming and pretending they didn't hear the many moans, growls and shouts coming from that room. Like always.

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Relaxation is not something the two of them took seriously. Technically, they thought training was a much better way to spend their time. The two of them were much too serious all the time, and needed to learn what being rich is supposed to be like.

Which is exactly why Hiashi thought it best if the two of them made a great escape to the spa.
Yes, the spa.

And so, the very next day the loving couple were found standing awkwardly in front of a gigantic spa, carrying suitcases.
They both knew that this weekend was going to be a painful experience.

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"We can do whatever the hell we want to do Tenten," growled a slightly irritated Neji.
I mean, he couldn't be mad at Tenten when she was only wearing a towel now could he?

The two of them had already spent one day in bed, and Tenten decided that it was time for them to actually do something here at the spa, much to Neji's disappointment.

"Oh, Neji please?" it didn't help much that she was pouting at him with those eyes of hers.

That, was how Neji found himself getting covered in seaweed from head to toe --- naked.

"What the hell do you think you're doing touching me there?!?" was all the spa could hear, before a very angry Neji stomped out of the room, followed by a male employee holding seaweed in one hand and strutting after him.

Tenten, however seemed to be enjoying her time very much. She was getting a very nice massage, and was perfectly at peace, before the door crashed open.

The sight before Neji's eyes was enough to get him to jyuuken the young man who was massaging Tenten's shoulders.

"That bastard," was all Neji muttered before he swept Tenten up and kissed her. Evidently, his Hyuuga pride took over.

And so, their weekend at the wonderful spa had come to an end. Neji had to admit, it wasn't as bad as he thought it would turn out to be. After all, he did manage to lock Tenten in the shower with him in their hotel room afterwards.

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Who said relaxation was so bad? Not Neji and Tenten of course. For because of that trip to the spa, they spend more time in bed now than training.

Hiashi didn't know whether it was a good thing or not.