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Episode I: Pink is the color of Love

Things had finally settled down at outpost 17B (Valhalla) after the chaotic events surrounding the Meta, aka Maine, and the Reds and Blues of Blood gulch once again joining forces (Kind of) to stop said menace. The Reds took up residence in the beach side base while the Blues took the Cliff side base. The Reds weren't all that surprised of course when Tucker showed up with Sister in tow, nor were they really shocked when Tex and Church reappeared. (Note: I am making Tex an official member of Blue team since the Freelancers no longer exist) Though the fact they had human bodies again did cause some confusion. This meant the Reds were out numbered by two. So commend had transferred a new soldier and of course Doughnut to the new red base.

Grif sighed as he stood in front of the door to the showers, his Orange armor glinting under the ceiling lights. Why was he standing in front of the door to the showers? It was locked. And the person who locked it was none other than the pink armor clad Donut. He had locked the door on Grif to take a shower….. Again. This was just getting ridiculous. He had brushed it off the first two times Donut had pulled this. But enough was enough. Even Grif had his limits.

"Hurry Donut!" He pounded a gloved fist on the door. "What could you possibly be doing in there!?"

"I need my privacy!!! Just leave me alone Grif!" came the unusually girly voice of Donut. Wait, why was his voice so high just then.

"Donut what happen, you hit your self in the balls with the soap again?" Grif called out. Simmons walked up just as Grif said that.

"What the hell are you going on about?" the maroon armored private asked. Why was Grif just standing in front of the door to the showers? "Who's in there anyway?"

"It's Donut and he locked the damn door… again." Grif snorted. He proceeded to pound the door a few more times and gave it a kick for good measure. "God damnit Doughnut! Some people would actually like to use the fucking showers today!" Grif may have been lazy, but that didn't mean he didn't like being clean. Besides he had to use the bathroom something fierce. Who the Hell puts only one door to the showers? And why have the toilets in the same area? "Hurry up Donut!"

Hey you morons, what's all the racket?" Sarge asked walking up, Clad in standard red armor, and wielding his signature shotgun, Betsy. Next to Sarge was the new recruit, Mark. He wore forest Green armor with red as a secondary color.

"Hey is that girl in the showers?" Mark asked, excitement evident in his c=voice.

"What?" Simmons turned to Mark. "No. Donut's a guy numbnuts. How many times do I have to tell you that?" why was Mark convinced Donut was a girl?

"What ever you say." Mark simply shrugged.

"What Donut is in there again?!" Sarge growled. That was it! He had had enough of Donut's stupidity. Locking himself in the showers for hours on end. It was intolerable! "That does it!" Sarge shouted hefting a rocket launcher onto his shoulder. "Donut you have exactly five seconds to open this door before I blow it off its hinges with this rocket launcher!"

"Sir is that really necessary?!" Simmons exclaimed in shock.

"Of course!" Sarge replied matter-of-factly. "This is the only way to get the nimrod to stop locking the damn door on the bathroom."

"Oh come one Sarge!" Donut pleaded from inside the showers.

"5!"

"You're being unreasonable Sarge!"

"4!"

"I don't believe you!"

"3!"

"Fine I'm coming out!"

"2!"

"I said I'm coming!" donut opened the door, hastily fastening his helmet. "Jeez you guys don't need to be so freakin' g rude!"

"Less talk Donut and more getting out of my way." Grif huffed as he pushed past the pink clad soldier, the action eliciting a startled yelp from donut. Grif paused for a moment and looked at donut. "?" Grif watched confused as Donut bolted for the outside of the base. What is he deal? He's been acting weirder and weirder ever since we got to this new base. He would hide from everyone at the beginning of every month. He would rant about the inequalities in rank or some other nonsense. Grif never really paid attention to Donut's rambling. Then there were the several times he caught Donut hurriedly tucking away what looked like women's underwear. He didn't even want to know what Donut did with that. "I bet the Blues don't have to deal with anything this annoying."

Tucker sat at a table in the middle of their base, sister laying on the couch watching something about gardening. Caboose was talking to Andy about…. Whatever it is Caboose talks about. Church and Tex? They were having sex in there room, again. That's all they seemed to do these days. Sure they never really did anything to begin with. They had settled back into the same old indifference that had taken over at blood gulch. "……" tucker tried to ignore the moans and screams of pleasure coming from Church's room. "….. ARGH! I can't take it anymore!" Tucker stood up sharply, quickly made his way over to sister. "YOU. ME. SEX. NOW."

"It's about time you asked!" sister got up form the couch. "I was starting to think you were never gonna make a move!" she exclaimed, pulling her yellow armor off. Tucker couldn't help but admire her slim, petite form. Small, pert breasts went perfectly with her surprisingly child like body. Her auburn hair done into two low pony tails. She pulled Tucker out of his armor, taking time to admire his sleek, and well-muscled, dark skinned form. Sister literally jerked tucker down on top of her as they began to wildly ravish each other, tongues and fingers hotly probing and feeling there way over aroused flesh as they let pure lust and desire overwhelm them. Sister let out a scream of ecstasy as tucker plunged his impressive length into her.

"Oh god! AH! FUCK! You're so deep in me! AH! Fuck it's so good!" sister gasped as Tucker rammed into her at a mind-numbing pass.

"Fuck baby! You're so tight!" Tucker exclaimed as he felt her inner walls constrict around him. "GAH FUCK!" Tucker shouted as he and sister climaxed together.

"Hey guys what are you doing?" Caboose asked as he walked in on tucker and sister's wild romp. "….. I think I'll come back later." Caboose backed up slowly and went back outside. Tucker and sister blinked at the sight they had just witness. "That was odd." Tucker commented.

"Yeah …. Want a go again?" sister asked, still in a high state of arousal.

"You got it baby." Tucker smirked. Oh yeah having sister around really was a good thing. Ever since coming to Valhalla, the little delicious nympho could never get enough of Tucker. Oh yeah it was definitely good to be Tucker.

"Oh and Tucker?" Sister asked as she got on all fours. "Let's do the back door this time." She gave a very dirty grin to Tucker.

"Bow chicka bow WOW!!!" Tucker exclaimed as he thrust his throbbing member up the petite girls ass.

"Oh Fuck!' Sister screamed as tucker drove his cock into her ass." Oh god it feels so fucking good!"

In church's room, church and Tex lay naked under the shit's of his bed, bodies hot and glistening from the heat of there love making.

"You know I never realized before now just how good it was to have a living body till now." Church commented as he pulled Tex closer to him. He ran a strong hand through her short, strawberry blond hair, enjoying the fell of it in his hand. He looked over her shapely, lightly muscled body. She had curves in all the right places, luscious, 36C breasts. She had a wonderful hourglass figure. In short she looked like a supermodel…. That could tear your spine and strangle you with it.

"I know." Tex replied. She looked into Church's eyes. He had a well-muscled body, short brown hair and dark green eyes. "It feels odd and wonderful at the same time to have a real body again…. But I can' help but wonder."

"Wonder what Tex?" Church raised an eyebrow. What was she thinking? Sometimes Tex was an enigma.

"Well, WHY did we get new, flesh and blood bodies? I mean the committee shelled out allot of money to have these clone bodies made for us, especially considering you are… well you know…. Alpha."

"Don't remind me Tex." Church sighed. She had to bring THAT up. He sighed lightly that's right. He was for all intent and purposes…. An AI. The real church was some where on Earth, no doubt getting his fifty plus year old ass chewed out by the Committee for what he did to church, no alpha, no Him. Church never really saw himself as alpha, even after merging with all the other AI when he Helped Agent Washington defeat the Meta. Thankfully epsilon was with Caboose when her merged with Delta, omega, theta, Gamma, Bravo, Fenix, and Charlie. He didn't think he would have been able to keep it together with the memories
Epsilon had. "Any way why are you worried any way?" Church asked. "They picked up the tab. What's the big deal?"

"you don't know those people like I do." Tex replied. I worked with them for a long time. I know how they work. They don't shell out the cash for something unless the profit from it. They could have easily put us in new robot bodies. Those things are a dime a dozen. But the made Clone bodies for us. Flesh and blood, anatomically, correct functioning bodies. Why? Why spend so much more for real bodies when robot ones would have been so much easier?"

"…. What are you getting at Tex?" church asked. "You think there's some ulterior motive to them giving us human bodies?"

"Most likely yes." Tex nodded. "But…. I don't know what yet. And another thing. I noticed we've been unusually, um…. Intimate lately with each other."

"The sex?" church blinked. Come to think of it he had been oddly attracted to Tex. And she had been oddly close to him. Nah it was just them getting used to having hormones again. "It's probably us just not being used to having these hormones again.

Outside, caboose was walking in circles. Andy the bomb watched as the dumbest member of blue team slowly wore a path into the ground.

"Hey Caboose!" the ball called out. "you look like you walked in on one of the two fuck buddy couples in the middle of one of their "Strategy sessions"!" the ball laughed.

"I saw… nothing!" Caboose declared. "I saw nothing at all!"

"Sure you did." Andy laughed. "so were they doing it doggy style this time? Come on spare no detail, no matter how graphic or perverse! I can handle it!"

Back at Red base, Grif had grudgingly gone after Donut while Simmons and Sarge tried to get a straight answer out of Mark as to why he kept harassing Donut.

Grif grumbled to himself as he walked over to the small cave in the side of the cliff face where he had seen Donut go running. Why did he have to go looking for Donut? I mean why couldn't they just let him hide up there like they did the last couple of times. It's not like donut wasn't going to come back later. It was just so damn annoying. Things had been fine before that new guy showed up. that guy mark had automatically assumed that Donut was a woman because of the armor. Even after he had been told Donut was a guy. He insisted on referring to the pink clad soldier as a she. It just pissed of Grif. Not that he cared about how donut felt. Hell he had made his fair share scathing comments about donuts gender and sexual orientation plenty of times. But it never really bothered him before now. Sure donut would whine and protest the remarks made , but he would never out right take off and hide like he did now. And another thing, the new guy Mark would make advances on Donut. sexual advances. Like he was sure Donut was a girl. They way he talked to the pink soldier, the way he referred to him. It all seemed off.

"Stupid Donut, running off like that. Acting like a damn woman on her rag." Grif fumed as he approached the small cave.

"Now I'm only gonna tell you one last time." Sarge snarled at Mark. "No more of that Nancy boy crap you're pullin' with Donut. When we beat the Blues you can do all the gay ass grabbing your heart can handle! But right now I need your head in the game son."

"Sir, yes Sir." Mark nodded. Sarge was pissed he could tell. But Mark was positive the pink one was a girl. I mean the signs were all there for Christ's sake! There was no way an MAN could be that effeminate and girly. Not even the gayest flamers Mark knew were THAT girly.

"Hey donut Sarge told me to…. Come….get …. You?" Grif stood dumb found at the sight before him there stood a topless woman. She had a nice light petite frame with pert round breasts. She had short blond hair with several pink highlights. Her lucid blue eyes showed shock and fear in them, in her hands was a roll of binding cloth, obviously meant for binding her chest. Grif's eyes travel from her face to her bare chest down to her waist. That's when his brain caught up with what he saw next. Pink leg armor. She had the lower half of Donut's pink armor on. The upper half sat in a neat pile next to a crate along with the helmet. The woman had this horrified expression on her face. Oh no! Oh no, no, no, no, NO! this wasn't happening to her. This wasn't happening! She'd been found out she'd been made!

"Grif…. I… I can…. I can explain!" the woman chocked out. Maybe she could trick! Yeah that might work! Grif seemed just dumb enough to believe what she had in mind to tell him. She tried to think of whatever that was first.

Grif's brain finally put together what he was seeing. And he spoke finally after about three minutes of staring.

"OH…….MY……..GOD…….. DONUT….. YOU'RE…A WOMAN?!"

Fade to black.

"I can explain really!"

"Oh yeah? Explain to me this? why do you have breasts? Guys don't tend to have those you know.

"Well the thing is…"

"It all makes sense now… the girly behavior… you insisting on having your own room."

"Please don't tell anyone!"

"AHA, so you ARE a girl!"

"…… yes."

Next Episode, Grif realizes the gravity of what he has just discovered. Mark has decided to try and find proof of Donut's true female gender while Donut and Grif work together to sabotage this effort. Tex tells church she'll be gone a while to do some clue finding as to why the committee would have given them clone bodies. And finally…. Sister is pregnant! And happy about it! How will tucker take the news that he's gonna be a dad, again. How will Grif take it if HE finds out?

Episode II, Proud parents all around.