A romance story that will transcend the minds of the many teenagers and mothers reading it. A male hero that is, well, perfect. A heroine that is so common, so plain, that her only extraordinary quality is that a vampire is in love with her. This is a story of love, corniness, melodrama, and (arguably) fantasy. This is Twilight: The Musical.

(Caution, spoilers ahead)

Characters: Same as in the books. Main characters are Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, and Jacob Black. Stephenie Meyer acts as the narrator, sitting on a desk that remains visible throughout the play. The vampires that make an appearance, besides the Cullens (which include Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, and Jasper), are Laurent, Victoria, James, the Denali sisters (Tanya, Irina, Carmen, and Kate), as well as some of the Volturi (Alec, Aro, Chelsea, Afton, Corin, Demetri, and Felix). The werewolves include Leah, Sue, Emily, Sam, Seth, Quil, and Embry. Bella's parents (Charlie and Renée), as well as Bella's classmates (Jessica, Angela, Lauren, Mike, Tyler, and Erick) also make an appearance. Finally, in the third act, we meet Renesmée.

Story: Act I is the story in "Twilight", where Bella and Edward meet, and start their relationship against all odds. Act II comprises "New Moon" and "Eclipse", where Jacob enters the story in a more prominent way, and acts as the other tangent in the novels' love triangle. Act III would be "Breaking Dawn", in which Edward and Bella get married, and have Renesmée.

(For the record, we are not Stephenie Meyer, we don't own any of her characters or storylines, and we certainly don't claim to own any of the original songs we used to parody the Twilight Series. They all belong to their respective owners.)