Well, thanks for the reviews on "When you give Ulquiorra an ipod" and "When you give Grimmjow a glass of milk", and I honestly hope you enjoy this one. I've been considering making a several chappy fic, based on the "When you give a mouse a cookie" idea, Espada style! I'd do one for all of them…though, that's only if people want me to continue, because I don't want to over use the idea and make it seem stupid…so just tell me what you think in your reviews, k?
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, or "When you give a mouse a cookie"…if I did own the children's book though, I'd make a sequel: "When you give Edward Elric a pair of silts".
What happens when you give Aizen a Hogyoku………
First he will go mad with power
And destroy half of your town/city
Then, he will calm down, and start to make his army
And when he has finished making his army of arrancar, he will send one of them after your ipod
And he will send another to steal your milk.
So, you, being quite unwilling to surrender your ipod and milk to a emo and a cat
Will try to run away, but unfortunately you will never make it because
The emo and cat will not only steal your precious ipod, and milk, but they will drag you back to Las Noches
And while they are dragging you there
You will get sand in your eyes and mouth
And they will drag you over razor sharp rocks
And a forest of cacti.
And when you finally get to Las Noches
You will smell barbeque.
And after being dragged through a desert
And running from evil arrancar
And not eating for the past sixteen hours
You will be VERY hungry.
So, when the emo and cat drag you over to Aizen
He will say he's bored
And wants a piñata.
And he will look at you
And smile evilly.
So, he will tell the emo to tie you to a dead tree
And tell a pedophile arracar to tape gift wrap on you
And when their done
Aizen will try to hit you with a bat.
He will miss the first few times
But then get you after you call him an ass.
And after beating you senseless and letting Gin have a turn
He will say that he's bored again.
So
He will throw you into a pit of hollows
And watch you run around, screaming and begging for mercy
He will just watch you for about…two hours.
And he will have Gin record it, and have him put it on Youtube later.
The, Aizen will make you repeat everything in "When you give Ulquiorra a ipod" and the sequel "When you give Grimmjow a glass of milk", only without the ending where you beat them up.
But then, Aizen will demand that you give him another Hogyoku.
So, you'll get a tank, rocket launcher, nuclear bomb, and a steel baseball bat (even more dented and bent then before)
And tell him he has zero seconds to run before you murder his face.
Well…it wasn't really that good…it doesn't really follow the "When you give a mouse a cookie" theme as much as the others, but this is Aizen we're talking about. Anyway, I still hope you like it, and don't forget to review. REVIEW. Oh, and please read my Heaven and Hell fic, I know the first chappy needs editing, but I'm working on that now. So don't forget to review! Or else the cat and emo will come after you and your ipod/milk! XD