Chris: Now, we'll do this a little differently: Each team pick one player to go up each time. Mooses, pick your player!
Knuckles: I got it! Let's pick the virgin! Tails, you go!
Tails: Are you crazy?! I'm only 8!
(Tails in POP)
I'm starting to rethink this whole contest...
(end)
Tails: The one with no emotions is Shadow! Let him go!
Shadow: NO! If there's one thing I don't like, it's going first!
(all argue)
Pearl: (loudly) JUST SHUT THE **** UP ALREADY! (turns purple with chaos)
WHAT'S IT TAKE TO GET SOME DECENCY?!? (calms down) I'll go.
Hanyou: That is one tough chick!
Safari: I find that offensive to women.
Karen: We pick Pearl.
Chris: Now Beavers, pick yours!
Amethyst: (to Eggman) You wanna be useful? GO OUT THERE!
Sonic: Yeah Eggman, you're sure to be the first one kicked off, so GO!
Blaze: (to Silver) SILVER! I SHALL BE WITH YOU!
Silver: (response) I LOVE U!! :3
Sonic: We pick Eggman.
Chris: Alright! Battle of the sexes, nice!
(spins wheel)
Chris: Now here's how it goes. If the other player successfully completes the dare, they get to spin for the other player. If not, you go to the bench! Now Pearl, your dare is...
(wheel stops)
Chris: Ooh... SHADOW!
Shadow: WHAT?!
Chris: It's anyone's dare. You can turn against your teammates. (reads dare) Get hung up by your ears to a tree branch while getting pirrahna thrown at you for 1 minute!
Pearl: (glares at Shadow) I hate you so much now... (goes to the tree)
Chef: Now, why don't you just hold still... (pins Pearl onto tree branch) There!
Pearl: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SHADOW!!!
Amethyst: Wow, whiny little Bat...
(Amethyst in POP)
I didn't mean it Pearl!
(end)
Chris: Ready... Set... GO!
(Chef fires pirrahna at Pearl)
Pearl: (dodging pirrahna) IS THAT ALL YA GOT? (gets bitten on nose) AAH!! (keeps getting bitten; screaming)
Chris: TIME! Pearl gets a freebie
(Pearl's clothes are tattered and worn)
Shadow: Pearl-
Pearl: I'm not sleeping with you for a long time!
Chris: Now Eggman...
(Pearl spins wheel; stops)
Pearl: Knuckles!
Eggman: ****!
Pearl: (reads dare) Try to undress Rouge without getting knocked out!
NICE!
Rouge: I'd like to see him try!
Eggman: HAHA! I can do this!
(grabs her shirt and yanks, ripping it off revealing a bra)
Rouge: (gasps)
Knuckles: (sweating) For the love of God, please let me see more.
Silver: For the love of my eyesight, put your erected "pole" away!
Knuckles: Oops, sorry.
Rouge: Oh... You're DEAD Egghead! (Kicks him in the head twice)
Eggman: (dazed) I like ponies...
Chris: Eggman, to the bench with ya!
(Eggman sits on bench)
*
OK guys, I'll see you next time!
Eggman's out!
YAY!!