Artemis and Cheyenne walked through the Kokiri forest.

"Zomigods Scooterpup wake up" they yelled at their friend.

"It was only an oversized boulder, it wouldn't hurt you." Artemis commented

"That much" Cheyenne added. Scooterpup groaned and drowsily got up. She glared at her caring, wonderful friends.

"What is your problem?! Don't push me into a boulder!" She yelled. Artemis' face fell. "It was really scaring us, Scooterpup"

"We needed you to distract it so we could run away, innocently abandoning you in the middle of a dangerous forest with plants that will eat youz." Cheyenne pointed out with a stupid grin.

"Oh my god, you two. Whatever, why are we here, anyway? It looks like an old Nintendo-"

"Because that douche in front of the entrance won't let us to see the important tree of wisdom without a sword and shield" Artemis said. Cheyenne looked down at her clothes. "Zomigods, we're dressed like Link."

"Oh my god, Link is my hero!" Artemis cried.

"You guys, shut up. We're here for the sword. In a freakishly animated forest. With giant boulders. Yeah. This is kind of weird." Scooterpup sighed, wondering how they got into this crazy place. Artemis stuck out her tongue and ran off.

"Artemis wait for meee!" Cheyenne ran after her friend. Scooterpup groaned and followed.

"Dadadadaaaa!" Artemis called out as she epically lifted a blue, unshiny sword out of a treasure chest.

"You found a Kokiri sword!" A text box said, suddenly appearing by their feet.

"What the hell" Scooterpup said, staring at her caring wonderful friends (who would never push her into a boulder), who apparently didn't seem to wonder why words had suddenly appeared underneath them.

"Okay!" Cheyenne said, excitedly. "All we need now is a shield! Let's go hack at grass!"

"Wait! I am having a better idea!" Artemis said. "We'll just steal it!"

"Yeah!" Cheyenne agreed, running off alongside Artemis.

"Wait you guys! That's against the law! Come back!!" Scooterpup cried out. "Oh, screw it." She grudgingly followed them.

When she got into the Kokiri Store, the shopkeep was sobbing and the place was a wreck. "Oh my god, what happened?!" Scooterpup asked another Kokiri.

"Two idiots ran in here, swinging a Kokiri Artifact and attacked us! They stole a shield…"

"Ugh." Scooterpup ran out towards the Deku tree. Mido was there, unconscious. Scooterpup rolled her eyes and made a point to step on him when running through the trench.

Artemis and Cheyenne were staring at the Great Deku Tree in awe.

"YOU'RE COOL." Cheyenne called up at the ancient tree.

"I WISH YOU COULD TALK." Artemis grinned. Scooterpup grabbed them by their collars. "What are you guys doing?!" She hissed. She didn't know much about this…game, but she could tell the tree was important.

"Chosen children, you must help me." The Great Deku Tree suddenly began to speak. "The fate of Hyrule is in your hands"

"Wait." Scooterpup gawked at the tree. "You're…you're leaving it up to THEM?!" She gestured at her two caring, wonderful friends, who were flicking each other on the head.

"Yes," the majestic tree told her, "I have the utmost confidence in them"

"Hyrule is doomed" Scooterpup mumbled, under her breath.