Short, Sweet, and really dorky

Disclaimer: I don't own it!


She stared at him while he slept. She wasn't trying to be a stalker but it was just so irritating! Uchiha Sasuke was a mouthbreather, and it caused him to snore and drool while he slept. Even Naruto wasn't that bad when he slept, and if Kakashi snored then his mask covered it and muffled the sound. But Sasuke kept making this weird noise, and it was all because his damn mouth was open! Sakura covered her ears and rested her head on her knees. She would have to remember earplugs the next mission, or maybe she could find some in the next town. She glanced up at his sleeping form and sighed. Her head fell back against her knees. She was considering shoving a sock in his mouth when she heard him stir. When she looked up black met green and he frowned.

"Are you watching me sleep?" he asked disgustedly.

"I wouldn't normally but I can't sleep." She told him honestly.

"Why can't you sleep?" He asked sitting up.

"You're a mouthbreather." She told him, a crazed look in her eyes.

"What?"

"You breathe through your mouth, and it makes this little whistle noise and I can't sleep with it." She said on the verge of tears. They had been walking all day and she was exhausted.

"Naruto snores." Sasuke told her.

"No, it's not a snore, it's a whistle." She said hugging her knees tighter to her small frame, and placing her head on her knees.

"Have you slept at all?" Sasuke asked.

"When I fell asleep earlier and you guys were still up. I woke up around midnight. So about two hours?" Sakura guessed. Sasuke grabbed his watch from his bag and looked at the time.

"It's four in the morning." He told her.

"I know!" She cried. Sasuke looked at her closely. Her large eyes seemed sunken by the dark circles, and the lack of sleep had made her skin and hair duller.

"It's really affecting you isn't it?" He asked. She nodded briskly. He thought for a moment before coming to a decision.

"Come here." He said as he lifted up his blanket.

"What?" She asked. Sasuke didn't share his bed with anyone, especially not Sakura.

"Come here, your sleeping with me tonight."

"How's that going to help? You're the reason I can't sleep." Sakura told him.

"Just get over here." He told her, his temper rising. Sakura crawled across her bedding and over to his.

"Under the blanket." He instructed, and Sakura did as she was told. Sasuke flipped her to her side and lay behind her. His hand drifted to her hip while his other lay above her head.

"How's this supposed to help?" She squeaked.

"Relax." He told her, his hand gently rubbing her hip and slowly moving to her rib cage. Sakura felt the movements to be soothing rather than arousing, like they normally would be. Soon Sakura felt her eyes growing heavy and finally she fell into a deep slumber. The next morning Kakashi and Naruto woke up to the two arm in arm, and decided that it was best if questions weren't asked. After all, how were they supposed to know that it all started with Sasuke's stupid mouthbreathing?