Sorry that this is an author's note but something's need to be cleared up. You see me and my friend were hyper when we wrote this so we were crazy. In this one shot Jacob imprints on Edward and this is the reactions of everybody. Yes we know Edward is not gay but at one point everyone thought he was so this is were the story is coming from. Calling Edward gay is not an insult there is nothing wrong with someone who is gay. Also if you give a review that calls this story weird then at least use proper spelling and Edward glitters in the sun hence the shiny part. I believe that clears things up if not message me and I will put more if needed but if you insult us then you will be flamed because insulting is unnecessary.

To otd this was a crack story hence alternate universe and no we are both girls and we know Edward is not gay and it's not going to happen but he is an idiot.