Story: Dynasty Idiots Part 2: Letters of Insanity Remastered
Authors: Master Jin Sonata, Time Master, Koaishine (Paramore), Flare Zero
Written: December 22, 2008
Remastered: July 3rd, 2016
Genre: Humor
Rating: T (Language, violence, extreme stupidity)
Disclaimer: We do not own Koei…we wish!

Letter 1: The Tiger's Hooked
By: Master Jin Sonata

Dear Sun Ce,

How are you kids? I'm doing juuuust fantastic! I'm all ready and pumped up for the next oncoming battle against Wei! Are you all ready to earn your stripes? All right! Contact the other Wu officers, because this is gonna be grrrrrrrrreat!

Signed, Sun (Tony) Jian

Dear Wu officers,

Brace yourselves, our father has downed another box of Frosted Flakes and he's acting all stupid again. I thought I told you guys to hide that damn cereal from him! You know how he gets about this tiger crap!

Signed, Sun Family

Dear Sun Family

Have you seen my basketball uniform? I placed it in my locker a week ago now I can't find them anywhere!

Signed, Huang Gai

Dear Sun Family

…Never mind, We found them, along with your father. Damn, didn't know he packed on so much weight as of late…I mean…good god…those shorts are about to snap off of him any minute…what in devils name has he been eating?

Signed Zhou Yu

Dear Wu officers

What do you think he's been eating?

Signed Sun Family

Dear Sun Family,

Oh, that's right…

P.S.: Xiao Qiao is scared. She's more subconscious now about her weight. Come to think of it, I think I saw her kick one of your pet tigers the other night…odd, I wonder why she did that...

Signed, Zhou Yu

Looks like someone needs to repossess his cereal…
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