Was bored and haven't seen a Joker/Catwoman lemon yet so thought it would be fun. Also wrote it for a guy whose a cat woman fan. This is purely smut and was written while I was half asleep out of boredom. After this I will be returning to 'The Joker's New Pet" but i was in the mood to write a quick lemon. R&R if you like. Enjoy!

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"You know what normal girls do on a Friday night? They go out with their girlfriends to a bar to meet guys. Or they have dates." Selina Kyle thought to herself as she gracefully maneuvered through the laser beams. One wrong move or trip and she'd brush against one of those beams, triggering the entire alarm system. Her movements were almost like a dance, as flexible and as poised as a cirque de sole act.

Her eyes fixated on the 12 karat emerald diamond set in platinum that was displayed in a large case in the middle of the fine jewelry store. Selina licked her full red lips. It was worth over two million dollars. Having that diamond in her claws just might actually lighten her mood. Well, somewhat at least. "You're nuts," Selina scolded herself in her mind. "You can't even stand getting dirt under your nails. How long do you think you'd last in prison? Hell you've never even seen the inside of a prison."

Selina's heart was beating like a jackhammer. This was the first large burglary she had planned. So far she had only stolen smaller things. She really was nuts. As fruity as that caped crusader they were always yapping about on the news. Still, this beat sitting at home alone with her cat Socrates and watching old reruns of 'I Love Lucy.' Or going on another pathetically lame date with someone she met off of '.' Uhg, in person they were anything but hot.

She couldn't believe she had resorted to online dating. Why was finding a good decent man so damned hard in this stupid city? I mean, she was a good catch right? She took good care of herself, always dressed like a lady, worked out everyday and had a great bod, so why couldn't she at least find her equal? Bah it didn't matter. She didn't need a man. They were usually either assholes or pussies anyway.

Instead she spent her evenings at her kick boxing class and her Tae Kwon-Do and karate classes, and her women's self defense classes. Hey in a city like Gotham a single girl needed to know how to defend herself. Plus she had all the time in the world anyway. Enough time to take a sewing class where she gained the knowledge on how to make her suit. Skin tight black vinyl and a cute kitty mask to match. She felt sexy in this, powerful. Boring single legal secretary by day, sexy super thief by night. She craved excitement. Not to mention that she was a kleptomaniac.

Yes. Excitement. That's what she needed. A girlish thought entered her head about what would happen if that Batman loon ever did catch her. Her thoughts drifted to his obvious tight muscles hidden underneath that suit. Nah, it was unlikely that she'd ever run into him. He had more important things to do than track a little old diamond thief. He had murderers to deal with.

But none of that would matter anymore once she got her claws on that diamond. She'd tell her boss to go screw himself and get the hell out of her crappy puny little apartment. Then she'd tell off her grumpy old bitch land lady and…

Suddenly, all of the laser beams disappeared and the entire alarm system shut off completely. Then she heard a loud crash as someone busted open the glass on the jewelry store's front door. Selina's feline like instincts kicked in and she immediately scampered away like a frightened alley cat and leaped behind one of the counters. She crawled on her hands and knees and peeked around the corner from behind the counter. A group of men with guns entered the building all wearing gray suits and clown masks.

Where Selina had been working quietly as possible, these brutes were already making more noise than a stampede of elephants. They immediately went to work and began smashing jewelry cases left and right, some shooting the glass out with their guns. The men giddily grabbed all the jewelry they could and shoved it into their bags. "Ya want us to take all of it boss?" One of the beefy men asked a tall lanky man who was casually sauntering through the middle of the riot.

"Sure, sure knock yourself out," the tall man said in an eerily calm and almost hypnotizing voice. "Good lord look at the prices on some of this junk. Ten thousand dollars for a shiny little rock? Fifteen thousandfor a puny little chain? And they'll call us thieves. What a joke."

Selina watched as quietly as possible from behind the counter. The tall masked man's attention now seemed to turn to that two million dollar diamond that was displayed in the middle. Selina gritted her teeth and hissed to herself as the man casually strolled over to the large case and lazily busted it open, as if this was something he did all the time. He picked it up and examined it for a few seconds. He clearly knew it's value, but he chucked it in a bag like it was worth fifty cents rather than two million dollars.

No. That was her diamond. That was her ticket out of this hell-hole. Selina knew she had to be nuts, but her greed had taken over and she found herself leaping out from behind the counter and baring the claws on her gloves like she was ready to attack. "That's my Diamond!" She hissed.

The man had turned around and was nonchalantly heading in the other direction when his ears perked at the feminine voice. He slowly turned around to see an angry young woman dressed in a black tight vinyl suit and a black cat mask. She stood her ground as if she was ready to go to battle and raised her hands in a fighting position. "I was here first. You can have the rest, but that diamond is mine," She growled through gritted teeth.

The store suddenly grew silent. All the men stopped what they were doing, and their eyes fixated on the curvy creature dressed in vinyl. "What the hell?" said one of the men. They were stunned.

"Woah will you look at that?! Woo boy it's our lucky day!" Hollered another man and the rest of the men chuckled.

Selina could feel the tall man smiling behind his mask. "Well hello there," he said in a low, uncanny voice. Selina could also feel the condescending tone in his voice and it didn't settle well with her.

"I want my diamond. Hand it over, or things could get ugly," Selina hissed.

The men all shared glances for a moment. Then they all burst into a fit of hysterical laughter. The tall man had the most distinctive laugh. He cackled unnaturally and it unnerved Selina. Still, she tried to remain strong. The tall man was laughing so hard he was bent over holding his sides. When he was finally done, he had to catch his breath. "Ooooh little kitty. I don't think you know who you're dealing with." His voice sent chills up Selina's spine. She had heard that voice somewhere before, on the news. But she had to have that diamond.

"Hey boss, can I play with her?" Said one of his brutes

"Be careful. If she's backed into a corner she might scratch," The tall man chuckled.

"That's ok, I like it when they scratch," said the brute, and he removed his mask revealing a rather unattractive man underneath. He licked his lips and shoved his gun into his pocket. "Come here pretty," he began sauntering towards her.

"Back off asshole!" Selina yelled.

"Ooooooh!" All the men said in a chorus, quite amused with this scene.

"It's ok kitty, I won't bite," the apish man purred.

When he inched a little closer, Selina twirled around and karate kicked him right in the nose with her boot. Everyone heard a 'crunch' and he staggered backwards, holding onto his bleeding broken nose. "Aw fuck, she broke it! The little bitch! I'll kill her!" He yelled. Another man ran towards her, but she kicked him in the gut and scratched his face with her razor sharp claws.

The tall man laughed to himself as he watched the feisty kitten fight off some of his idiot men. She was fast, and obviously a trained fighter. Tiny but quick, and his brutish men were too stupid to know what was coming. It had caught them off guard. The man with the broken nose regained his composure and ran towards the Cat woman like an angry beast. Selina twirled around and kicked him right in the groin with her heavy boot. He went pale and nearly passed out.

"Woo boy you guys are pathetic!" The tall man laughed. What a hoot. He was having a delightful time watching the tiny little kitten fight off his idiot apes. It was hilarious.

When the broken nosed man regained composure again, he fumbled for something in his pocket. "Enough of this shit! I'm gonna skin this cat bitch alive!" He pulled out at large knife and ran at Selina, his intent on slicing her to pieces. Selina tried to kick at him again, but he grabbed her ankle. Selina grunted and panicked and tried to yank her leg away. The man glared at her with a bloody nose and a devious grin. "Got ya now ya little cunt."

He pulled her closer to him, and raised his knife. Selina now feared for her life, and anticipated a painful stab. But the man was immediately halted when a bullet shot right through his head. It tore into his temple and flew out the other side completely. Selina squeaked. She was inches away from getting splattered with blood, and the man dropped to the floor lifelessly. She frantically backed away from the dead body.

She looked over, shaking from nerves and saw that the tall man had shot the brute. "Ok that's enough playtime." He announced in a disturbingly calm voice. "Everyone stop picking on the poor kitty now before I call the humane society. "He chuckled.

Still grumbling and holding their wounds, his goons reluctantly backed away from the irate woman. The tall man chortled at the sight of his men holding their bloody scratch wounds. "Didn't I warn ya that she'd scratch? Back a wild animal into a corner and it'll attack."

"Give me my diamond or your next asshole!" Selina snapped.

The tall masked man gasped mockingly. "Now is that anyway to treat someone who just saved your life?" he said with a hint of amusement in his voice. "That ruthless ape of mine was going to knife the poor kitty. I don't like it when people try to knife defenseless little kitty cats." He snickered then he lifted his mask off of his face and Selina's heart dropped to her knees. Now she remembered where she had heard that laugh. The Joker was now glaring at her with devilishly dark eyes, and flashing her a toothy grin to go along with his permanent 'smile.'

Great. This was her first big heist and the most feared man in Gotham just happens to show up at the same place she decided to rob. What were the odds? Of course that was just her luck. She couldn't show him that she was afraid. She refused to show even an ounce of weakness. She couldn't. From what she had heard about his reputation, he would eat her alive. The Joker began to slowly saunter towards her. His face was alighted with pure amusement. "Now my little kitten. What are you doing here hmm? Were you planning on robbing this store all by yourself? Oh that's adorable." He snickered.

"I was this close to having my diamond when you and you're big fat dumbass gorillas decided to stampede your way in here like a herd of retarded obese rhinos," Selina Scoffed. "I prefer not to make a ridiculous mess. Look at this place now. It has Joker written all over it! You do like to cause a lot of chaos and make a lot of noise don't you? Gotta leave your trademark and signs everywhere so you know you'll get credit for your crimes. Just like a man, all ego. I for one prefer to be more surreptitious when I'm pulling a job. I'd rather I not have the entire police force on my tail. But you, you with your alpha male ego always have to make sure everyone and his mother knows what you're doing. I know. I see you all over the damn news."

As usual, the Joker merely laughed. "Male egos huh? Stereotype much beautiful? Oooh are you one of those bitter lonely single chicks with her seven cats, and puny studio apartment, wondering why she can never find prince charming to come and sweep her off her feet? Spending her Saturday nights home alone, watching reruns of desperate housewives and wondering why men are such insensitive selfish jerks? I see. Now it all makes sense. You're one of those chicks aren't you? Little man hater you." The Joker chuckled. He was extremely good at reading people, even if they were wearing masks. Selina wanted to kick him in the nose just because what he was saying wasn't exactly too far off.

"And you're just another sexist pig," Selina snapped.

"Ya got that right babe," The Joker giggled. "Now I took off my mask. It's your turn. Come show daddy that pretty face you got hidden underneath that mask." He motioned for her to come towards him with his hands.

Selina grabbed at her whip that was hanging on her belt. She unraveled it. "You come anywhere near me and I'll rip you to shreds!" She hissed, baring her claws in one hand and readying her whip with the other.

The Joker laughed harder. "Oh this is just too precious!" He mocked. "What a fun night this is turning out to be! I was hoping Batman would show up, but instead I get a sexy little imp dressed up like a seductive kitty cat. And the little kitten thinks she can fight me. Boy this town is just full of nuts." He snickered.

"Hey, I just nearly crippled some of your idiot goons!" Selina snapped. "Don't underestimate me asshole!"

"And you think I'm in the same class as them? Oh you poor little naïve kitten" The Joker snickered. "You really should have stayed home kitten. You should have taken up knitting instead. This isn't the right hobby for a tiny little pussycat like you. This is a man's world doll, and you've just gotten yourself into a whole heap of trouble. Curious little cat," The Joker's eyes danced with mirth. His tone was extremely condescending and he was addressing her like one would address a child.

Selina growled, and struck the floor with her whip. The Joker didn't even flinch, and his expression remained unmoved. "Oh little kitty. Indiana Jones called and he wants his whip back." He chuckled hard at his own bad joke. The rest of the men laughed along, trying to gratify their boss.

"Yeah? Well the elephant man called and he wants his face back," Selina said nastily. "Ugly freak!"

At her last words, the Joker's laughter stopped abruptly, and his facial expression changed from amused to livid like the flip of a light switch. His men all immediately halted their laughter as well, and the looks on some of their faces showed that they were now deathly afraid of what their boss was going to do. It wasn't uncommon that he took his rage out on them, usually involving a knife or a gun. The Joker's eyes narrowed, and he glared at Selina with pure malevolence.

"Everyone clear the building. I'm going to teach this kitten some manners," The Joker ordered his men calmly.

"But boss…" One of his men started.

"I said everyone clear the building now!!!" The Joker bellowed. His henchmen immediately scattered away like a group of cockroaches that had suddenly been exposed to light. "Go wait in the van! Make sure a few of you are patrolling the building and inform me if any cops show up!" he reminded them as they scurried outside, leaving the store empty except for the Joker, Selina and the dead body that was lying on the floor.

"Now to make it fair kitty, I'll put my gun away," The Joker said coldly. He turned the safety switch on and shoved his gun back into his pocket. He began slowly strolling towards Selina again.

"Stay away asshole, or you will get hurt!" Selina yelled, trying to sound intimidating, but the Joker could sense a tinge of fear in her voice and he already knew he had full control even before she did. Selina flinched when the Joker lunged beside the dead body and kicked it out of his way with amazing force. He shoved it away with his foot and it went sliding across the room on the slick floor leaving a trail of blood behind it. Selina reminded herself that the floor must have been slippery for the fat dead guy's body to be able to fly across the room that far, and she assured herself that it had nothing to do with the Joker's strength.

Selina cracked her whip again. "Stay back asshole!"

"Such language!" the Joker mocked. "Not very ladylike!"

She cracked her whip again and the Joker blocked it with his arm, causing the whip to wrap around it. It wrapped around his forearm with a strong hold and he immediately grabbed the whip with his other hand and yanked at it. He pulled at it with brute force, and it slipped out of Selina's grasp causing her to nearly fall on her face. She stumbled forwards a little bit and the Joker laughed, now having full possession of the whip. She may have been quick and in good shape, but the Joker knew who the stronger one was.

Now toying with the whip in his hands, the Joker smiled at her triumphantly. "Now this looks more natural doesn't it? What's the cat doing with the whip hmm? Whips are for the animal tamers not the animals themselves. And I'm going to enjoy taming you my feisty little tigress," He chuckled deviously. An amusing thought entered the Joker's head as he pictured a scene from a circus act, where the clown held a whip and was facing a tiger in a cage.

Selina already decided she had enough of this disturbing man. The Joker was expecting, and hoping, for another smart-alecky remark, but instead Selina decided to make a run for it, dashing away like lightening. She didn't get far before she felt her own whip wrap around her neck in a strong hold. The Joker had managed to hit her neck spot on from behind. How in the hell did he do that? Selina grunted and attempted to unravel the whip around her neck as the Joker casually began pulling her towards him. "C'mere!" he bellowed mirthfully. She cursed his dumb luck for being so fortunate and being able to catch her neck with one lash.

He yanked her hard against his body and she felt his arm snake around her waist from behind. Selina twirled around with a lightening reflex and swiped at him with her claws, lashing into his suit. "Bad kitty! I'm gonna have to have you de-clawed!" He chortled and grabbed both of her small wrists as she attempted to tear into him like a wild cat with rabies. He immediately yanked off both of her gloves as she struggled with all the strength she could muster. He admired how strong she was for someone so tiny. But she was no match for him. He was over a foot taller than her, and over twice her weight and strength.

"Let's see, ya got Indiana Jones's whip and Wolverine's claws. You've been watching too many movies kitten," He chuckled. Selina attempted to kick him with her heavy boots but he spun her around again and held her in a tight vice like grip from behind. Selina nearly leapt out of her skin when she felt his lips press against her neck. Selina managed to kick her heel into his shin and with a growl the Joker pushed her down on her back, pinning her helplessly against the cold hard floor. He managed to yank her boots off, revealing that her suit was all attached in one piece, covering her feet as all.

The Joker chuckled viciously and picked her back up on her feet. "Let's see what's under that little mask shall we?" He yanked her mask off and tossed it on the floor, letting her blond hair spill out over her shoulders. "Hmm I wouldn't have taken you for a platinum blond," The Joker licked his lips. She glared up at him with a fire lit in her green catlike eyes. Then the Joker examined her hair more closely and noticed that she had dark roots. "Ah, a bottle bleached blond. What a shame. You really should let your hair grow out gorgeous. I prefer my women to be natural. But you are beautiful." He licked his lips and stared at her with predatory eyes.

He yanked her arms behind her back, and held her wrists together with one hand. Selina yelped, and cursed within herself. A flood of mixed emotions ran through her body. She was fuming, scared and humiliated that he had overpowered her so easily. The Joker slid his hand up her tummy and over her breasts. Selina winced as he groped them. "Are these real? I sure hope so!" he chuckled. Then he roughly bent her over, and groped her tight bottom. "Where's your tail pretty kitty?" He laughed, and he gave her bottom a hearty slap.

"Just let me know when you're done you fucking pervert," Selina growled under her breath.

The Joker was quiet for a moment, and Selina could feel his taken-aback expression. Then she yelped as he slapped her bottom incredibly hard. If not for him holding onto her so tightly, Selina felt that his slap would've sent her flying across the room. "Oooh little kitty, you are quite brave aren't you?" The Joker growled. "Well let's see how brave you are when I'm done with you and you're begging me for mercy."

The Joker yanked her over behind the checkout counter, not too gently. With luck, he found that there was a computer sitting next to the cash register and a computer chair to go along with it. The computer must have been there to keep track of the highly expensive items. The Joker smiled wily, and he kicked the chair out from underneath the table.

With the frantically struggling woman in his arms, he carelessly sat down in the chair and pinned the irate woman over his hard lap. He eyed the zipper in the back of her one piece suit with hungry eyes and Selina began to kick and flail wildly, scratching at his pant leg with her much weaker human nails. "I hope you know that you're making this even more enjoyably for me. I love watching you struggle," he chuckled. She braced herself as she felt him tug at her zipper, and he very slowly unzipped her suit from the back.

He unzipped her back and noticed that she wasn't wearing a bra. "A free spirit I see," he snickered. The zipper trailed all the way down over her bottom where he got a nice surprise. Her bare backside popped out to his gaze sooner than he had expected. "Not wearing any underwear either? Woah ho ho, you are a naughty little kitty aren't you?" She could feel him licking his lips at her exposure. "Hoping that some handsome cops were going to catch you tonight, so you thought you'd give them easier access eh darling?" he snickered.

He pulled her suit off completely and let it fall to the floor. The Joker laughed at the red mark that was already painted on her bottom from the hard slap he had given her. He trailed his gloved hand over her bottom extremely lightly, enjoying the thought of tormenting and completely humiliating the feisty strong willed little kitten. He started out slow and light, smacking each of her cheeks one at a time, as she struggled uselessly. Then his pace quickened and his force grew harder. She bit her lip, forcing herself to take the pain without showing a sign of breaking.

He did this for quite a while, snickering to himself as her bottom turned crimson. Eventually he heard heavy breathing coming in her direction. "Oooh little kitty, you're enjoying this aren't you? You like that?" Selina growled on the inside. She was out of breath from struggling so much. The Joker pulled his glove off with his teeth and forced her thighs open. Selina clenched them back together as tightly as possible. "Ah, ah. Keep them open. Good girl," The Joker scolded mirthfully.

He kept her thighs pushed apart, and he trailed his now bare fingers over her feminine folds. "Oooh a shaved kitty are we? I like that," He purred and he forced her legs to open wider. He very lightly tickled her pussy, and her could feel wetness dripping off of her lips. He raised an eyebrow. He scooped up some of her wetness with his finger and brought it up to his mouth where he proceeded to suck it off of his finger. "Oh kitten. You are enjoying this aren't you? You're a very bad little kitten," He whispered hoarsely now incredibly aroused. Selina could feel his hard erection jabbing into her stomach.

He pulled her off of his lap and forced her down to the floor on her hands and knees. He rolled the chair back away from her a little bit, and glared at her with cruel but seductive eyes. "Crawl to me," He ordered calmly.

She shot him a piercing gaze with her wildcat eyes. Her cheeks were flushed a vibrant red. "I said crawl to me," He ordered again, more firmly and snapped his fingers. He saw that defiant look in her eyes, like she was ready to bolt. "Don't you do it," He glared at her. "Don't even think about it kitten."

Like a wild animal now seeing an opportunity to flee, Selina didn't heed the Joker's warning and flew to her feet, then attempted to take off again. The Joker bolted after her and caught her in a painful crushing grip. He bent her over and walloped her bottom hard again. Selina had to stifle her screams, because his spanking was quite painful. He shoved her back down to her hands and knees, and nonchalantly sat back down in his chair. "Now don't be foolish kitten," he said coldly. "Be a good kitty cat and crawl to me. A good kitty comes to her master when called." He ordered.

Selina gritted her teeth but reluctantly did as he bade. She slowly crawled over to him. He patted his lap. When she reached him, he grabbed her hair and kept her down on the ground. Selina saw his hard member bulging from underneath his pants. "Now. Unzip my pants," he ordered firmly. "I think you know what I'm getting at here."

Selina glared up at him, defiance still apparent in her strong willed face. "Do it," The Joker snapped, looking down on her warningly. Selina reluctantly unzipped his pants and pulled out his large penis. She stroked it for a moment then trailed her nails over it. The Joker still had a hold of her hair. "Put it in your mouth. And no teeth. Or else," He commanded.

She had a hard time slipping it into her mouth do to the large size. Selina now had his vulnerable member between her teeth. She couldn't stop herself. She was too strong willed. She foolishly began biting into his penis. The Joker yanked her up painfully by her hair before she could get very far. He pulled her up to her feet as she winced and yelped while he tugged at her hair hard. "Ya know," He hissed in her face. "I'm really starting to think that you're a masochist. I think you want me to whip the hell out of you don'tchya?"

She grunted as he released her hair and zipped his pants back up. He kneeled down on the floor and picked up her whip again. He grabbed her roughly by the arm before she could even think about running off again. He pinned her facedown over the counter and forced her bottom high in the air. He took the very end of the whip, leaving a couple of inches left to spank her with. He began whipping her with her own whip, using the end of it like a riding crop. He whipped her hard and fast, enjoying the tiny whimpers that were coming in her direction.

When he was finished, he dropped it on the ground, and pushed her legs apart with his foot. He trailed his fingers over her incredibly wet feminine folds again. Selina grinded her teeth, feeling an uncontrollable rush flood through her entire being. The Joker smiled to himself. "Oooh little kitty. You are kinky aren't you? You do like it. The kitty is in heat! Boy this really is my lucky night!"

He stuck his finger into her pussy, enjoying the incredible wetness of her tight entrance. He leaned over her from behind, and suckled on her ear. "Now my adorably pretty little kitten. I'm going to show you why a pretty little kitty such as yourself shouldn't be playing in a man's world."

He pulled away from her and Selina heard him unzip his pants from behind. He kept her pinned down helplessly by the small of her back, and entered her doggy style. "Jesus baby doll, you're tight. Been a while hasn't it?" He chuckled. He pounded her hard and fast, his hips slapping against her curvy bottom. He panted and moaned, and Selina couldn't stop herself from moaning as well.

He completely dominated her. Selina had never felt so dominated by a man in her life. While panting like a dog, the Joker leaned over and breathed in her ear. "You on birth control kitten?" He asked.

"Yessss," Selina moaned.

"Judging by your tight little pussy, isn't that like someone who doesn't have asthma using an inhaler?" He chuckled mockingly.

"Shut up," Selina spoke between pants. She was rewarded with a hard smack to the bottom.

The Joker grinned wickedly when he felt her shuttering beneath him. She was having an explosive orgasm, and then he himself, exploded into her. When he pulled out, he was snickering to himself as he pulled his pants back up. Selina was spent and out of breath, and laying in a puddle of her own sweat. The Joker pulled her to her feet and spun her around then he forced his lips to hers. He forced his tongue into her mouth and smashed her face against his scars, forcing her to feel them.

The he pulled her into a manly bear hug, and wrapped his trench coat around her naked body. Suddenly, one of his henchmen ran through the front door. "Boss we…" He stopped when he saw that his boss had a woman wrapped underneath his trench coat and pressed firmly against his body.

"Can't you see I'm busy?!" He snapped at his goon.

"But boss the cops are coming!" His henchman said in a panicked voice.

"Oh, all right," The Joker said irritably. "Go start the van. Hurry up," he snapped and his young goon immediately complied. The Joker turned back to Selina. "If I were you I'd get dressed doll face. Or you might catch yourself in a rather embarrassing situation when the cops get here." He chuckled.

He pulled away from her and quickly went to gather his bags of jewelry. "Wait! What about my diamond?" Selina asked.

He didn't answer her. Instead he flashed her a devilish smile and reaching into his pocket he pulled out a card. "Here's my card beautiful," he winked and slapped his card on the counter before her.

"What about my diamond?!" Selina growled.

"So feisty I love it!" The Joker laughed. "I'd be worrying about getting dressed if I were you. Also, I'm doing you a favor. You won't get in trouble. You'll be seen as a victim now. Raped by the most feared man in Gotham!" He cackled insanely. "Until we meet again beautiful!" And with that, he threw his clown mask back on and ran out the door to his awaiting getaway vehicle. Selina growled as she watched him trot away, noticing his odd limp as he ran.

"That bastard!" Selina grumbled to herself as she scrambled to get her clothes back on. "What an arrogant pig! What a bullying son of a bitch! What a…" Selina trailed.

She had never felt so dominated by a man before in her entire life. She had never felt so utterly humiliated! And she had never felt so…alive. He was so forceful, so masterful and so masculine. So in control and confident. That was just what she needed. She needed that excitement. She was already planning on 'accidentally' running into the Joker again in the near future. It was with that thought that she knew she had been in Gotham too long. She was completely off her rocker!

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The End. Or is it? I haven't decided if I'm going to do more quickies with them yet. If you'd like to see more quickies with these twp in the future let me know LOL.