It was Wednesday. Kisame's "bad" day. Nobody was really sure WHY Kisame seems so bad tempered on Wednesday. This may be because Hidan once asked, and Kisame ripped his head off and flushed it down the toilet. (his was very unfortunate for Hidan. Zetsu used that toilet right after Hidan got thrown in.) After that nobody asked the "Wednesday" question.

So everyone made sure not to get in Kisame's way or THEY may get their head thrown in the toilet. Itachi however did not get enough sleep last night, and forgot it was Wednesday. He was in the dinning room / kitchen, eating.

Itachi: [eating]

Kisame: [walks in]

Itachi: [doesn't notice]

Now you can see how Itachi didn't get enough sleep. How can anyone NOT notice Kisame!? Come on! He's blue!

Kisame: . . . . . . Itachi . . . . . . . What are you eating!?

Itachi: huh? Oh, it's you. I'm eating food.

Kisame: THAT'S SHARK FIN SOUP!

To answer your questions, yes Kisame screamed, and yes Itachi was pointing out the obvious.

Kisame: HOW CAN YOU EAT SHARK FIN SOUP!?

Itachi: . . . . . . What are you talking about? This is chowder.

Kisame was right, Itachi was in fact, eating shark fin. Did I already say that Itachi didn't get enough sleep?

Kisame: This is shark fin soup! How can you eat this? That could be my mother your eating!

Itachi: [yawn] Why would your mother be in chowder?

Kisame: IT'S NOT CHOWDER!

Itachi: [keeps on eating]

Kisame nagged on and on about Itachi's shark fin soup/chowder Itachi just ate while he nagged. Kisame them attacked Itachi's spoon at a random moment, and Itachi just watched, then got a new spoon.

Kisame basically massacred the spoon. He must have really hated it. Really REALLY hated it. Can't really say what it looked like. A dead cat maybe? Itachi finished his soup by the way. He went to go put the bowl away.

Kisame: You just HAD to eat it didn't you?

Itachi: I was hungry.

Kisame: You just HAD to eat SHARK FIN SOUP!

Itachi: It was chowder

Kisame: IT WAS SHARK FIN SOUP YOU BLIND WEASEL!

Itachi: . . . . . . . . . What are you talking about I'm not blind.

Kisame got really mad after this. You can almost hear the JAWS theme song. Kisame/Jaws attacked Itachi. He jumped on Weasel Boi's back and squished the poor soon to be road kill.

Itachi: [now awake] MANGEKYOU SHARIGON!

Kisame spent the next 30 secounds/ 3 days getting stabbed. Kisame, already mad about the soup was VERY VERY VERY mad now that he got stabbed. So what does he do? He marches strait into Hidan's room, rips off his head (poor Hidan has to suffer this again) and flushes it down the toilet. Then Zetsu had to use the very same toilet AGAIN. Oh the horror.

Life lesson: Never bother Kisame on a Wednesday, unless you're an awake Itachi/Weasel Boi.

Hope I did a good job on this. R&R