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Continuing where we last left off on 'Lelouch's Daughter'...

With the baby (who Lelouch had decided to call 'Baboo') on his lap, Lelouch sat across the table from C.C., Kallen, Milly, Nunnally and Shirley, who was still shivering and twitching violently after that horrible incident of hers.

"I've called you lovely young ladies here today because I believe that ONE OF YOU is responsible for giving birth...to THIS!" Lelouch exclaimed, lifting the baby up for all to see.

"...THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME DOWN HERE, THEN, FUCKTARD MCFUCKERTIN FUCK?!" Nunnally screeched in fury, and then she quickly rolled out the door without another word.

"So...you think one of us is the mother?" Kallen asked.

Lelouch nodded. "Yes, the mother of my child must be completely and totally flawless, not a single hair out of place...which is why you are obviously not the one, Kallen,"

"WAIT, WHAT?!"

"You're slightly homicidal, have a rather odd obsession with my alter-ego Zero, and you'd rather have freakish, spiky anime hair that makes you look like a dyke/tomboy than normal hair that makes you look like a well-natured young lady! So, fuck off and don't let me see your pitiful mug around these parts ever again!"

Lelouch flipped Kallen the middle finger, and the poor girl ran off in tears.

"You can't be the mother either, C.C., because you're my whore and I'm your pimp, so I sell you off to other guys to get fucked!"

A little afraid to speak up, C.C. said, "Lelouch...does she...does she have any powers or anything?"

"Yeah, she has Geass, in both of her eyes. Apparently, she can create tentacle creatures that rape people...DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!" Lelouch explained.

Shirley twitched violently again before letting out a wild scream and leaping out the window.

"Well, actually, there were two orbs, but we never saw what happened with the other one..."

Meanwhile...

Banging on the bathroom door, Cornelia bellowed, "Euphemia, my sweet lov-uh, I mean sister, come out of there this instant! You better not be cutting yourself again in there, young lady!"

"Just hold your fuckin' horses, dammit!!" Euphemia snapped as she ran her fingers up and down her long, swollen 6-inch dick.

'...How the hell did this thing appear in the first place...?' she wondered, 'Did it have anything to do with that weird glowing ball that went up my crotch last night?'

"In any case," Lelouch continued, "I had Suzaku go and get the DNA samples so we can solve this mystery once and for all..."

"If that's true," Milly spoke up, "Then why did you ask all of us here in the first place?"

"SO I CAN DUMP THE BABY INTO YOUR HANDS AND HAVE YOU TAKE CARE OF IT! IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT FOR NOT REMINDING ME TO WEAR PROTECTION LIKE USUAL!!!" Lelouch roared.

Suddenly, Suzaku burst into the room, bleeding from head to toe. "I...I nearly lost my life getting the information here, but I got it..."

He handed Lelouch a slip of paper, and then Suzaku collapsed to the ground.

"Let's see here..." Lelouch muttered as he read the paper over to himself. After a moment, he seemed to have frozen on the spot. His eyes grew wide, and sweat poured down his face.

C.C. blinked a few times. "...Lelouch?"

Lelouch continued to stare at the paper. "...C.C.?"

"Yes, Lelouch?"

"Can I have your gun?"

"...No,"

Lelouch cursed under his breath, and after gently placing the baby on the couch, he got onto the floor and curled up into fetal position.

The letter said only one name, and one name only: 'NINA EINSTEIN'.