It may seem strange, but I don't see why it can't happen.

Disclaimer: I don't own any rights to the Haruhi Suzumiya series nor do I claim to.

Prologue

It was morning so alike in many ways to the countless others that I felt myself thinking, oh here we go again with this crap. Let's go to school, where I'll get mistreated by Haruki, then let's come back home and fall asleep without studying at all. My father's ambitions of me going to college may need to be shredded, but I guess I can somehow still make it.

So then who does Haruki think he is? Well I'd have to say, he thinks he's better than everyone else, which to that I have to say, I hate guys like that. He's also very annoying. That's one less point for him...hmm he's also very demanding.

Nope, I don't see why I would want someone like him.

So than who would be my perfect guy? That I don't even now myself......

I tried to get out of bed but found that I couldn't, a very heavy object, or maybe I'm weak (yeah that's what it was), was pushing me down into the mattress of my bed. When I opened my eyes, I only saw darkness so much so that I was afraid I had gone blind.

I would hate having to learn braille. My days of coming home to watch television would be over! I can't imagine it, no, I don't want to imagine it!

Anyway as hard I tried to push, all I got in results were "uhh mnn," it sound like someone moaning.

Whatever it was, it didn't want to budge so I decided, hey this is a great excuse; I won't have to attend school, I can simply say I couldn't get up! Since long-winded excuses are useless and simply a waste of breath you might as well just not even make one up and say the truth.

Man that's another reason why teenagers are so foolish, I sound like a jackass saying that since I'm one. Oh well think what you and if you wish, you can voice it. You also have a voice for a reason, but remember it's not to make up useless excuses. It's to discuss ideas that you don't understand: it's to teach the many masses of different people most of which who desire to be ignorant.

My hands pushed up, then the heavy UIO slipped from my grip and rolled on me. Before I could tell what happened my lips were being caressed by someone else's!

Crap it's a rapist!

No matter how much that didn't seem to make sense that's what I thought for some stupid reason or another, maybe I was suffering from Monday morning ret....slowness. Yeah that sounds better, I saved myself there.....

The UIO seemingly barely woke up, and his dark pupils were visible to me. He instantly jerked his head back.

For once I think I saw what I wanted in my perfect man.

But still while he sat over me.

"Who the hell are you!"

We both yelled back. His face is so handsome that's all I could think in my head while I looked at him sitting on me.

"Why are you in my bed! What the hell, did you sneak in here while I was sleeping?"

"I should be asking you the same thing!"

My shoulder-length hair was reclining on the bed while his hair was floating around his head. Our shade of hair was the same, our eyes matched perfectly. Something seemed off but I couldn't quite say it.

"What's your name?!"

He yelled at me while still pinning me to the bed. Shouldn't I be the one voicing my concerns?

Still, I answered.

"That can't be right! No way can we have the same family name!"

"I'm called Kyonko by everyone though...even though I really rather be called by my real name. Although a name is only a name; it doesn't define your character even if some people say so all it is a way to identify yourself."

"...."...... "Everyone calls me Kyon..."

Well this is awkward....I think he's hot and it seems we're supposed to be the same person....we also kissed.....oh crap! I will not become an inbreeder! But wait if he's me and I'm him......do we share the same parents?..... Ah damn it, I'm confused!

We'll then if I married myself....would that mean every time we...eh eto........would it count as masturbation?

Why the hell am I even thinking about this! Although if we had different parents than maybe it'd work out....somehow....in a very awkward way......so awkward, I rather not think about it anymore.

Prologue—End

A.N. As Kyonko said:..... Ah damn it, I'm confused!

I hope someone reads this and writes a review about it....since I usually don't get many reviews.....oh well maybe I'm just not a good writer.....

Maybe I should quit....although I might as well finish what I've started before doing that since I'm gotten some positive reviews on one of my two stories........

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well....then...censor!