Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor am I making money on this story.

MA

"BAKA!!" Sasuke yelled as he and Naruto ended another nerve racking argument.

"SHUT UP EMO-BOY" Naruto replied just as loud to the raven haired companion.

"Guys calm down." Sakura tried for the millionth time to calm down her teammates.

Other students stared at the quarreling pair as they left the academy. Finally both boys sniffed at the other and started home in opposite directions.


Sasuke entered his small studio apartment, flipped on his television, and plopped in front of his computer. Instantly he signed on to the internet and waited. It took no longer then thirty seconds before an invitation to join a chat room was extended his way.


blindwiseman: So you and Naruto got into another fight I hear.

kuneye: Yeah.

lordofbbqchips: So what happened this time?

kuneye: He didn't finish the damn assignment *scratches head* I swear that idiot will make me fail biology.

leafhotty: You should have chose another partner, like Neji.

lovelessdessert: He would have if Ten-Ten didn't hog him.

blindwiseman: This isn't bout me and that annoying brat.

(wolflord has joined chat)

wolflord: Yo Sasuke, nice show today. That idiot will have scars for weks

troublesomename: It's spelled "weeks" Kiba, and anyway Sasuke you know that Naruto never de is work why don't you just do it all by yourself?

insectcharmer: i agree.

wolflord: Don't give me a vocab lesson shikamaru.

leafhotty: has redfoxofdarkness logged on yet?

kuneye: *sigh* no not yet. He hasn't been on for days.

blindwiseman: maybe he'll be on today. Who knows?

leafhotty: Hey Neji what are your plans for tonight?

kuneye: yeah

wolflord: *laughs* geez Lee, you can jump topics can't you?

blindwiseman: I'm skinny dipping with Naruto.

kuneye: what??

leafhotty: can I come?

lovelessdessert: I wish I could go

troublesomename: waoh lucky you

insectcharmer: that sounds enjoyable.

wolflord: You dog, how'd that happen?

lordofbbqchips: Can I join you. Ill bring snacks

kuneye: I didn't hear about something like that, normally the girls would be talking about it.

blindwiseman: It's not like we are going out or anything, it's just a friendly skinny dipping in the lake, and besides I was gong to ask you to come anyway, it's a pre-graduation party.

lovelessdessert: I think I can be there in a couple hours. Do I meet at your house, neji or Naruto's

blindwiseman: mine, who knows what state naruto's house is in.

wolflord: oh you heard about it too.

leafhotty: I think everyone has by now.

lovelessdessert: what happened?

kuneye: Naruto's kyuubi reared it's head a while ago and he flew into a rage dstroying nearly everything inside. It's a disaster zone but he refuses to have anyone check him out.

lovelessdessert: do you know what caused it to surface. With shikaku it's death threats.

blindwiseman: Lady Tsunade chekd out all options and has turned up nothing.

troublesomename: The special task force did a complete investigation the problem and we have turned up nothing. (heavy sigh and shakes head) this is an odd phenomenon

kuneye: school staff is posted around his building and vid cams are posted in his house, so if it happens again they'll know he cause.

lovelessdessert: isn't that an invasion of privacy.

wolflord: we don't want harm to come to naruto, and his kyuubi surfaces at full force we could lose the village.

lovelessdessert: I see, I'm about to head over so I'll log out now

(lovelessdessert has left the chat room)

wolflord: I gotta go to. I'm supposed to take akamaru to the vet. Ttyl.

(wolflord has left the chat room)

leafhotty: Guy sensei just called, so I'm going as well.

lordofbbqchips: I'm gonna buy some snacks, he shikamaru why don't you come along

(leafhotty has left the chat room)

troublesomename: sure choji i'll meet you by at the corner/

(lordorbbqchips has left the chat room)

(troublesomename has left the chat room)

insectcharmer: I guess I'll see you tonight.

(insectcharmer has left the chat room)

(blindwiseman has left the chat room)

~*~

Sasuke gave a sigh. He was about to log off when redfoxofdarkness logged in.

~*~

Naruto slammed the door to his apartment. The picture on the wall crashed to the floor. With a wince he went about his after school ritual. He opened his cupboard and pulled out an instant ramen pack. He put a pot of water on the stove and set the flame low.

He pulled off the suffocating uniform or the academy and draped himself unceremoniously in the only chair that survived his 'rage'. In truth it was a heat, one of many he'd been going through since puberty. Normally he has some warning before they strike but this last time it hit him so suddenly that he didn't have time to prepare. Sexual frustration caused him to try to rip apart his apartment looking for something to fuck.

He remembered he was chatting with some dude on the internet when he was struck by the sudden heat that had his loins burning madly. He remembered the topic to be yaoi, and that they both admitted to being gay, and then it went uphill from there ending with him in kyuubi form ripping apart his apartment.

He laid his head back against the high-backed chair. His azure eyes closed. Ever since his sudden heat he'd been afraid to talk to him again. "Maybe I should." he thought aloud.

The kettle began it's high shrill whistle and Naruto stood to remove it from it's heat. As he passed his computer desk he flipped on the fairly old piece of hardware. It took it the duration of actually pouring the hot water and waiting the three minutes before the machine had started up and loaded all the necessary components.

With his bowl of ramen in hand he logged onto the internet and checked out the chat rooms. Immediately he watched as several of his friends logged off one by one however the one he wanted to talk to lingered. Quickly he entered the chat room for fear he'll miss his chance to talk to the man he desired so much.

~*~

(redfoxofdarkness has entered the chat)

redfoxofdarkness: Hey man long time no see

kuneye: Where have you been

redfoxofdarkness: Out on a mission.

kuneye: How did it go

redfoxofdarkness: *shrug* okay i guess. I got it complete

kuneye: thats good. So whats to days setting

redfoxofdarkness: I saw a gorgeous seen on my mission, sunset over the ocean on a white sandy beach.

kuneye: sure okay. I guess I'll don my usual persona wild gray hair down to waist and smoldering red eyes, outfit I guess I'll change that to fit the scene, I guess it will be a kimono blue with red slashes.

redfoxofdarkness: that sounds great.

redfoxofdarkness: Guess I'l go with my usual as well. Tan skin strait waist length red hair five red tails and deep green slitted eyes. And knee long shorts.

kuneye: alright shall you or I start

redfoxofdarkness: I'll start

redfoxofdarkness: *sits at waters edge watching the surf lap at the sand. Watches the suns slow trek into the watery abyss*

kuneye: *slinks through the forest that guards the beach, see's quarry and waits quietly to pounce*

redfoxofdarkness: *ears twitch in annoyance as a flock of seagulls make their racket. Pink tongue dips over fangs that protrude over bottom lip*

kuneye: *rushes out kunai at the ready to kill the target lazing on he beach*

redfoxofdarkness: *hears the gravelly approach and uses tails to fling up cloud of sand*

kuneye: *starts trying to brush sand from eyes*

redfoxofdarkness: *pounces on attacker pinning to ground* Your sloppy today don't you learn anything.

kuneye: *cough* yeah. *vanishes only to appear on your back*

~*~

Unbeknown to the pair as they role-played their friends watched with enthusiasm as they displayed their unguarded selves.

"They fight better in a chat room then in real life." Gaara told Neji as he sat at the comp desk with him. Gaara had been at Neji's the entire time using his phone to chat.

"I agree. Lets see who wins this."

"Do you think they'll ever guess their best friend is also their greatest enemy?" Gaara asked.

"No, I doubt they will." Came the knowing reply.

"You did tell everyone right?"

"Yeah they should all be watching right now." A smile quirked Neji's handsome features. "This will be interesting."

After a while the fight finally winds down and the winner declared.

~*~

redfoxofdarkness: *has you pinned. Gives a small smile* I won kuneye.

kuneye: *struggles futilely* Damn it get off.

redfoxofdarkness: *gets both hands in a single grip. Uses single hand to turn your face, bends over and gives you a kiss*

kuneye: *kisses back lovingly*

redfoxofdarkness: I won *kisses and relaxes grip*

kuneye: Let me roll over. *pants*

redfoxofdarkness: *raises up slightly rolling you over and presses body back down kissing gently*

kuneye: *hands snake through your hair and along your back.*

redfoxofdarkness: *moans and grinds hips into you*

~*~

Most of the student population started to blush as they read the text.

Neji looked at Gaara who looked at him, smiles tugging at the sides of their mouths.

"I should have charged for this information." Neji said. "This is honestly too good."

Gaara shook his head solemnly. His phone vibrated against his hip and he answered it.

A womens shrill voice echoed over the ear piece. "OMG, this is rich."

"Temari, I'm not sure the Lord of the Underworld heard you can you scream louder?" Gaara asked.

"Konkuro nearly shit himself he is in shock right now. Does Shika know?"

"The entire Konoha population knows by now." Gaara replied.

"Whatever I'm gonna tell some of my friends anyway laters." With that she hung up.

"Um, I think I went overboard." Neji said.

"Womens nets reach far and wide. This will me the talk of most nations after this."

They blanched. "Here's to hoping they don't find out it was us." Neji said.

~*~

And during all this the chat continued.

~*~

kuneye: *lets out a pleasure cry and I run hands along you hips hooking into the waist band of your shorts*

redfoxofdarkness: *lets out a low growl and nips along your throat*

kuneye: *uses a pair of kunai to cut the offending cloth out of the way.*

redfoxofdarkness: *shivers as hard cock is exposed to the cold air*

kuneye: *pushes you to your knees and kisses you while stroking your cock.*

redfoxofdarkness: *moans and rubs the small of your back pressing you closer to me*

kuneye: that feels good. *wraps arms around you reaching for another kiss*

redfoxofdarkness: *smiles and starts shedding your clothes with claws*

kuneye: *removes the tatters and thrust hips at you*

redfoxofdarkness: *smirks and starts a trail of kisses around your jaw down your neck chest navel and envelopes your cock*

kuneye: Oh god yes *bites lower lip and fists the white sand*

redfoxofdarkness: *strokes and sucks your cock while rubbing your thighs spreading them wider*

kuneye: *thrusts hips and tosses head* that feels so great.

redfoxofdarkness: *nibbles the base of your cock and messages your balls*

kuneye: *groans bucking hip*

redfoxofdarkness: *Inserts a finger to your anus*

kuneye: *gasps and thrusts at it.*

redfoxofdarkness: *inserts another then one more stretching you wide*

kuneye: *blinks back tears and moans in pleasure*

redfoxofdarkness: slips fingers out and position own cock at entrance.*

kuneye: damnit dont tease me.

redfoxofdarkness: How am I teasing you? *smirks*

kuneye: take me (thrusts hips at you)

redfoxofdarkness: Where

kuneye: Fuck me dammit

redfoxofdarkness: Oh is this what you want? (brushes cock against anus)

kuneye: (lays still panting) Yes fuck yes thats what I want?

redfoxofdarkness: What do you want?

kuneye: You inside me. I want you to coat the insides of my ass with your hot sperm, I want to feel it trickle down my thighs, more importantly I was you to fuck the living daylights out of me.

Kakashi nearly choked on his food. He had walked in on a couple girls squealing over a computer and decided to read as well. What he saw made his book make-out paradise drop to the floor in shame. He went to Lady Tsunade only to see that she already was reading the brash information. Jiryia was there as well eyes trained on the screen.

Many girls were in shocked to read about a side of Sasuke they would never experience. Sakura especially. Ino was in a close second. They plotted revenge on Naruto, who so easily brought this out even if he didn't know.

redfoxofdarkness: (smirks) Thats what I wanted to hear. (plunges cock into you)

kuneye: (cries out) Yes oh yes.

redfoxofdarkness: (thrusts leisurely in and out of you.)

kuneye: Dammit don't g so slow fuck me faster, harder. (starts thrusting back at you)

redfoxofdarkness: (puts legs over shoulders and grips your hips and starts to thrust harder)

kuneye: (gasps and pants)

redfoxofdarkness: (grabs your cock and pumps it in time to thrust)

kuneye: yes Kami yes. (bites lip and moans) oh mmmh more

redfoxofdarkness: (starts playing with your balls while still pumping cock)

kuneye: (starts writhing) mmmh, I'm close, Kami I'm so fucking close.

redfoxofdarkness: so am I. (groans and thrust faster)

kuneye: (starts arching back)

redfoxofdarkness: (hardens thrusts)

redfoxofdarkness: (comes)

kuney:e (comes)

redfoxofdarkness: (pushes your legs off and collapses on all fours cock slipping from you ass.)

kuneye: (lays panting)

redfoxofdarkness: (licks mess from your body in deliberately slow strokes.)

kuneye: Kami that was great.

redfoxofdarkness: (agrees) I have to go now. I have another mission to do.

(redfoxofdarkness has left the chat room)

~*~

Naruto felt the stirrings of his Kyuubi. Reluctantly he signed off and jumped from his balcony.

The Kyuubi uncoiled it's massive form its red chakra overtaking the natural blue of regular chakra. It started leaking through the chakra outlets on Naruto's body and engulfed him in a vibrant red aura.

Naruto's physical appearance began to slowly change as well. His eyes changed to a slitted blood-red, hair became wilder, his canines lengthened, and his nails became longer and sharper.

He reached the forest in record time and used his shadow clone jutsu to summon another body which changed briskly to the one person Naruto loved, Sasuke.

It took several of these shadow clones to satisfy Naruto's heat. When it was at last the kyuubi coiled itself back up in his stomach. With a sigh of relief he returned to his apartment to bathe and wash up.

~*~

Sasuke let out a groan of frustration as once again the best person in his life left him alone in the chat room after some great chat sex. He sighed and logged out turning off his computer. His stomach was a mess with his own semen so he decided to jump into a hot shower to try and clean up the mess.

He mumbled low in his throat thinking about the man who would willing make a relationship on line with someone he doesn't know and growled to giggled to himself.

"Maybe you should meet up with this guy you love so much." Itachi stood at the door.

Sasuke glared at him but continued to the bathroom.

"So are you just going to ignore your big brother, little Sasuke?" Itachi asked.

"Yeah I am." Sasuke said. "What are you doing here?" Sasuke locked the bathroom door and started to strip.

"I'm here for no real reason." Itachi replied. "I just came to have a leisurely chat with my brother." He leaned against the bathroom door.

"No your not." Sasuke said. "Are you after Naruto again?"

"Well I had heard that his Kyuubi was acting out." Itachi said. "Is it true he destroyed his apartment?"

Sasuke turned on the shower. "Yeah." He called.

"Thats just a pity." Itachi said with a tsk. "And how have you been?"

"Pretty well off no thanks to you." Sasuke said as he scrubbed himself off.

"I'm hurt." Itachi said. "Well anyway, I have to run now. Have fun at your little party." He walked to the front door. "OH AND SASUKE. MAYBE WHEN I GET BACK I CAN COAT THE INSIDES OF THAT FINE LITTLE ASS WITH MY HOT SPERM."

Sasuke froze as he lathered his nether regions. Coincidence, He deduced as he continued to wash himself. Pure coincidence.

~*~

Close to seven they met up at the lake. The men were in swim trunks and had towels draped over their shoulders. Naruto fell into easy conversation with Gaara, Choji, Kiba, and Kankuro.

Sasuke spoke with Neji."So where's Lee this evening?"

"He said he had some things to pick up." Neji said manning the Bar-B-Que.

Lee trounced in with several crates dragging behind him. "Okay I brought the sake." He announced.

"Alright." Kiba yelled as he went to grab a few for the other and himself.

"So Naruto did you speak to himagain." Gaara asked casually.

"No." Naruto said with a snort. "He didn't log on today."

Gaara scowled as he sipped his sake. "Hmm I thought I saw him on though."

"Must have been someone else." Naruto said with a warning growl.

"Love/ the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket/ The lost catacombs of Egypt/ Only God knows where we..."

"SHUTUP LEE!!" Neji screamed. "I can't believe your already drunk."

"I thought we were skinny dipping." Kiba pointed out. Everyone looked at him. "I only said you guy's are wearing trunks."

The group blushed and started stripping. Trunks and tights hit the ground. The boys shivered as nether areas were exposed to the cool evening air.

"You and me baby/ ain't nothin but mammals / so lets/ Do it like they do on the discovery channel." Lee dry humped Gaara infuriating the sand lord.

At midnight the band of boys was wasted beyond comprehension. Naruto made out with Kiba at the waters edge causing Sasuke to get jealous.

"Who doesh he fink he ish?" Sasuke slurred. "Jush cause we not going out doeshn't mean he can kish Kiba."

"So do something about it." Neji said.

Sasuke rose up shakily. He walked over to the pair and tackled Naruto.

The two proceeded to fight snarling and snapping at one another like animals.

As they rolled the others sobered slightly as they cheered them on. Kiba whooped and hollered at the top of his lungs cheering on Naruto while Neji cheered on Sasuke.

The fight started to wind down. Naruto ended up pinning Sasuke on his back with his hands above his head. Naruto kissed Sasuke fiercely. "I won." He growled.

Sasuke returned the kiss and was just as fierce. He stared into the wild red eyes of Naruto in partial Kyuubi mode.

The others swooped in grabbing Naruto and pulling him from atop Sasuke.

Naruto snarled at them and struggled to get back to Sasuke. Shikamaru grabbed his cell phone to call in back up.

Within seconds there were several of the Anbu Black Opts in the area tying down Naruto as he struggled to get free.

"It's sex." Shikamaru said. "The kyuubi's trigger is sexually related."

"Well he doesn't have a boyfriend." Neji said as he wiggled into his shorts.

They looked at the still struggling Naruto. They winced as a needle was jabbed into his thigh and it's contents released into his veins.

Naruto's eyes drooped and he fell asleep.

~*~

In the holding cell, the next morning beneath the medical area Naruto sat. His Kyuubi still rode him with a fierce desire that he hasn't been able to release.

The door to the room unlocked and Sasuke slipped in wearing a flimsy robe. He looked at Naruto. "You in there, idiot?" Sasuke asked.

"Yeah." Naruto growled as he stared with narrowed eyes at Sasuke.

"Your redfoxofdarkness right, Naruto?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto shivered as the name rolled off Sasuke's tongue. "Yeah thats me, kuneye."

Sasuke looked at him. "How fucking ironic, huh?"

Naruto nodded. His eyes heated as he caught sight of Sasuke's bare thigh.

"You know," Sasuke placed his left ankle on his right knee bearing more leg to Naruto's lust-filled gaze. "You could have told me. At least then we would know that your kyuubi comes out when your in the mood. Truth to tell thats sort of erotic."

Naruto nodded in agreement. A dull moan rumbled in his throat. His already painfully hard erection started to throb.

"Naruto." Sasuke said looking at the needful boy head on. "Are you okay?" He put both feet on the ground and leaned forward. The robe gapped to show his chest.

Naruto's heightened sense of smell caught the hint of an aphrodisiac that had him moaning needfully. "Your one sadistic, son of a bitch." Naruto said.

Sasuke smiled. "Never realized I was one." Sasuke said. "Till I met you. I kind of like the effect it has on you."

Naruto licked his lips. "So are gonna sit there and tease me or do something."

"I'm a masochist as well as a sadist, not to mention a nymphomaniac." Sasuke watched the information dawn on Naruto. "So, I've had my fun as a sadist, can you keep up with me."

Naruto growled in response.

"Gaara, make sure no one comes through that door." Sasuke called as he untied the sash.

"Right." Gaara called back.

Sasuke unlocked the door to Naruto's cell and walked in. Sasuke kneeled infront of Naruto and took the hardened member into his mouth. His tongue swirled beneath the rim of the head and along the top. Naruto moaned and growled low in his throat. His claws dug into the feathered mattress beneath him.

Sasuke glorified in the sharp taste of Naruto. He marveled the length and thickness of him. His attempt at deep throating left him with very little room to breath with only seventy-five percent in his mouth. He massage the heavy swollen testicles as he drew up and down on the member.

Naruto moaned shamelessly at Sasuke's ministrations. His hand snaked into the raven locks and gripped them as he thrust in and out of the lustful mouth. He felt his climax building and he became uncoordinated with his rough thrust. He growled out a scream as he came.

Sasuke gave a giddy cry as he swallowed the milky semen that threatened to drown him. He pulled back sloshing the thick substance in his mouth before swallowing with a cat like smile.

Sasuke sat on Naruto's lap as the two kissed with an unrivaled passion. Their tongue's roamed and their hands groped.

Naruto gripped Sasuke's firm plump ass, squeezing and massaging the pale cheeks before spreading them apart. He moved his kisses from Sasuke's mouth to his neck, nipping and kissing the tender flesh.

Sasuke moaned wildly as he flt a finger penetrate him. He bowed his head over Naruto's pressing his hardened cock into Naruto's stomach. Sasuke pet Naruto's back coaxing him to do more. Naruto added a second finger and wiggled them making Sasuke arch his back and cry out. Naruto pulled out his fingers and grabbed Sasuke's hips. Sasuke guided the head of Naruto's penis to his stretched opening.

Sasuke gripped Naruto's shoulders for support and stability. Naruto dug his nails into Sasuke's waist and looked into the ebony eyes of his best friend and greatest rival. He smirked as he slammed the boy onto his hard cock. Sasuke threw back his head, cried out and climaxed.

Naruto maneuvered them on the small bed pinning Sasuke on the bottom. He drew pack till barely the head of his penis was in the confined depths before slamming himself back in. Sasuke screamed and through lithe legs around Naruto's hips locking his ankles just above the swell of Naruto's ass.

"Oh, Kami yes." Sasuke said. "Hard, fuck me harder."

Naruto bent his head over and bite roughly along his collarbone. His sharpened teeth drew blood. He picked up his pace his strokes hitting Sasuke's prostate with breath taking speed that left Sasuke speechless.

Naruto buried his face against the taught rosy nipples of Sasuke's chest. He bit and pulled on them as he stroked the the boys flushed cock.

Sasuke whimpered shamelessly as he gripped the sheets of the shredded mattress. Sasuke came a second time much to his chagrin. Naruto pulled out. "On your knees." He ordered huskily.

Sasuke got on his knees, ass high and waiting. Naruto pushed himself back into the stretched hole. When he was fully sheathed he started quick, wilder, rougher thrust.

Sasuke moaned and dropped his head. He bit his lower lip to hold back a scream. Naruto was better then expected. Sasuke started to stroke himself being turned on by the threat of Naruto's nails breaking the skin of his hips. His hand danced over his erection that grew harder by the second. He gasped as he felt Naruto's cum splash into the depths of his ass and came from the sheer force as it squirted into his body.

"Two to three." Naruto growled by his ear. Naruto kissed along Sasuke's neck. At the mid point between neck and shoulder he bit. Sasuke screamed and threw back his head.

Naruto drew them up to kneeling position. His arms wrapped around Sasuke to massage and rub Sasuke's chest stomach and cock. The angle was wrong for the rough form of sex he liked but teeth and nails satisfied him just the same.

Sasuke held Naruto's mouth over the bleeding bite on his neck. He panted huskily and made moans for more. The blood drizzle down his chest in fine red streaks. This is turning out to be more promising then I thought.Sasuke thought before he once again climaxed. His cum splashed on his chest mingling with the blood.

Naruto smeared the pink substances over Sasuke's flushed chest. Delighting in the scents and taste that assaulted his animalistic instincts. Fucking like this is something I could get used to.

~*~

Fuck, I'm gonna be sore after this.Sasuke thought as he felt Naruto pounding him even harder then last time. Naruto's stamina and staying power seemed endless as he fucked Sasuke through his seventh orgasm. Sasuke was already weak and tired but Naruto had survive four orgasms with out stopping for a breath.

They had gone through several positions their current was Sasuke pressed against the hard wall of the cell. Naruto held Sasuke's leg up as he pounded himself into his lover.

"I can't last much longer." Naruto said voice normal.

Sasuke sighed in relief. "I thought you were gonna screw me into an early grave." Sasuke moaned.

"If you hadn't made me come in your mouth that first time I could have." Naruto said as he buried his head in Sasuke's shoulder blades. "How close are you?"

"Pretty close." Sasuke said. Sasuke gasped as he felt Naruto's hand on his swollen cock. Each thrust was mimicked be the stroke of Naruto's hand. Both boys started to pant heavily as their climaxes neared. The force of their climax shook their bodies and left them slumped against the wall.

Naruto popped free of Sasuke's ass, spent. Sasuke panted heavily and tried to move. He found he couldn't and leaned against Naruto.

Naruto gripped Sasuke and rolled till his back was against the wall that dripped with Sasuke's semen. Sasuke leaned against the hard sticky sweaty chest. "Fuck." was all he could say.

"Gaara." Naruto called. "We need a hand in here."

The door opened. "I think five hours is a record." Gaara said. He motioned out of the door. Iruka and Kakashi stepped in.

"Damn." Kakashi said. "You fucked your brains out didn't you.?"

"Pretty much." Naruto said. He prodded Sasuke. "He's out of it." Naruto said with a laugh.

"Can you move?" Iruka asked.

"Nothing below my waste." Naruto said.

The elders laughed but moved to pick them up. They carried the weak semiconscious boys back to Sasuke's house. They laid them in bed together where they snuggled against each other in blessed sleep.

The End