Naruto the Smash Brother.

Chapter 1: Naruto? Naruto? NARUTO!

Disclaimer:

Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto;

Smash Bros is owned by Nintendo (consisting of many different titles);

Metal Gear is owned by Konami;

Sonic the Hedgehog is owned by SEGA and Sonic Team

Storyline:

I was partly inspired by Super!Naruto stories and the fanfic where Serena (or Usagi) was adopted by Peach and raised and trained by the cast from Melee (and Snake). Takes place after the Subspace Emmisarry and has the Melee characters that were denied, the Forbidden Seven, Brawl Hopefuls, and other third-party companies. Spoilers for Shippuden are aplenty, even though I've never read the manga or watched the subs.

PS: I'll be using the English names of the jutsu because I only know so very little Japanese. And I've never written a story that didn't include myself.

Subspace. Possibly the worst hellhole ever to exist in the world. After the defeat of Tabuu and the restoration of Smash World, everything (except the Island of the Ancients, much to the dismay of one Robotic Operating Buddy) went back to normal.

But we'll get to that story later. Right now, we're focusing on one unfortunate boy in a ninja village.

The date was October 10, the day of Kyuubi's defeat. A blond-haired, blue-eyed, five-year-old boy was running from an angry mob. Why, do you ask? Well, that's Naruto Uzumaki. Enough said. For those that don't get it, here's the low-down:

Four years ago, on that same day, Kyuubi was rampaging through Konoha. As the ninja were trying to stall it, the Fourth Hokage sealed the beast into a newborn baby. Naruto. Ever since then, he's been tortured, raped, near-death, even ignored, and October 10th was the worst day for him. This time, the mob increased itself in size.

However, there's going to be a difference in this routine. One in the form of a cardboard box.

(Codec ringing)

Man: That's the kid the Master Hand wanted to see?

Woman: The one with the whiskers? That's him, alright.

Man: He wasn't kidding when he said that there would be a mob after this kid.

Woman: One of the main reasons why we should talk to their Hokage, but for now, try to sneak past them undetected.

Man: Got it.

(End Codec transmission)

The box opened to reveal a man in a tight grey skin suit, a bandanna, and a beard.

Snake

Using his cloaking device, he ran past the mob through a different route in order to get to Naruto. Unfortunately, when he got there, the villagers were halfway beating him to death. So he did the only thing he could do when in a compromising position: bite the cat.

"What the hell?" one of them said. When Snake deactivated his cloaking device, the same guy asked, "Who the hell are you?"

The look in the villagers' face reminded him of Revolver Ocelot's: Twisted, uncaring, and evil. "Leave the boy alone," he said, with malice in his voice.

"If you fight for the demon," another villager said, "you will die with the demon!"

"THAT'S ENOUGH!"

At that, they froze up. The Third Hokage arrived with ANBU by his side.

"Lord Hokage!" one of the villagers asked him. "W-w-w-we were trying to arrest this outsider for siding with the…"

"ANBU," the Third Hokage, "take them to Ibiki for breaking my law."

"Yes, Lord Hokage," the dog-masked ANBU said.

As the mess was being dispersed, the Third said to Snake, "I appreciate your help for protecting Naruto, but who are you and what is your purpose with him?"

"I can't exactly reveal my name," he said in flawless Japanese, "but you can call me Snake, and I'm here…on a mission."

"You're not with Akatsuki, are you?"

"Who?"

"Never mind. Follow me to the hospital. We can talk there."

(Unknown Sewer)

'Ow…' Naruto thought. 'The villagers weren't as merciful as last year.' He then looked around. 'They must have thrown me in the sewer. As if leaving me to die wasn't enough. Oh well. Better find the exit.'

As he was walking towards the light, he noticed doors on the side and in the front, there was a giant cage.

'What is this? There's no way that something that big can live inside me.'

"YOU CAN BE SURPRISED AT WHAT'S IN THERE AS WELL, BRAT," he heard.

Naruto was officially freaked out at this point.

"If this is a joke," Naruto said.

"NO JOKE. WE'RE IN YOUR MIND."

At that point, he looked in the eyes of the being that was in here.

"W-w-w-who…or what are you?"

"CONSIDERING YOU'RE AT A YOUNG AGE RIGHT NOW, I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED. BUT HERE'S THE SUMMARY: I'M THE KYUUBI."

At this point, Naruto was hyperventilating. "WHAT? But…the Fourth killed you!"

"THAT WAS JUST A FABRICATION IN ORDER TO KEEP THOSE AROUND YOUR AGE LEVEL FROM KNOWING. THE TRUTH IS THAT THE FOURTH SEALED ME INTO YOU. ALTHOUGH BY THE LOOK OF THINGS NOW, I SHOULD HAVE WIPED THIS VILLAGE OFF THE MAP."

After that comment, Naruto became angry. "You're the reason why I'm hated! Because of you, I've had a shitty life, get thrown out of stores on a daily basis, and the reason why I'm an orphan!"

"AND BECAUSE OF ME, I'M THE ONE KEEPING YOU ALIVE."

"Huh?"

"BECAUSE OF THE FOURTH'S SPECIAL DEATH GOD SEAL, YOU AND I ARE STUCK WITH EACH OTHER TILL YOU DIE. MEANING IF YOU DIE, I DIE. THAT'S WHY YOU SURVIVED THOSE BRUTAL ENCOUNTERS. BESIDES, I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE AWAKE THIS EARLY!"

Now, that threw him in a loop. "You attacked the village because you were interrupted in your slumber?" Naruto asked him.

"I PREFER YOU CALL IT 'BEAUTY SLEEP', KIT. AND THE GUYS WHO WOKE ME UP HAD FOUL-SMELLING AURAS."

"Okay," Naruto said. The situation was becoming weirder by the minute, and finding out that Kyuubi was a woman was enough to make his head spin. "Two things: One, who were the guys that woke you up, and two, you're a GIRL?"

Kyuubi rolled her eyes. "YES, I'M A GIRL. WOMAN TO BE PRECISE. AND THE GUYS THAT WOKE ME UP…I'M NOT GOOD AT REMEMBERING FACES, BUT I CAN RECOGNIZE EYES."

That's when Naruto got into a thinking position. "What did their eyes look like?"

"ONE OF THEM HAD SNAKE EYES, WHICH I ASSUMED WAS THE SPAWN OF OROCHI, AND THE OTHER HAD RED EYES WITH TOMAS IN THEM. THAT'S WHAT LED ME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE." She then noticed Naruto's mind shifting. "LOOKS LIKE THE OLD MAN IS WAKING YOU UP. I SUGGEST YOU TELL HIM WHAT I TOLD YOU."

"Okay." Then there was a bright light.

(In a hospital room)

'Ugh…' Naruto said.

"Good to see you awake, Naruto," the Third said.

"Old Man…We need to talk."

Sarutobi was in for a surprise. "About what?"

"Why is the Kyuubi sealed inside me?"

He was shocked. "You talked to it?"

"Yes, I talked to her."

Snake had his eyebrows up. "Her?"

Naruto looked at Snake. "Who's he?"

"Naruto," Sarutobi said, "this is Snake, the man that saved your life."

"Nice to meet you," Naruto said, bowing out of respect.

"It was nothing," Snake said. "I just don't like seeing kids in pain."

"Now," Sarutobi said, "what did Kyuubi tell you?"

After explaining Kyuubi's and Naruto's conversation in the mind, Snake was a bit surprised that humans could rouse demons, but Sarutobi was furious.

'So, Minato was right,' Sarutobi thought. 'Goddamn that Orochimaru. He probably thought that he could get the Sharingan through there. But the man with the red eyes and tomoe could be an Uchiha…but he's dead…isn't he?'

"Grampa Saru," Naruto said, "I'd like to know who my parents were. Are they alive?"

Sarutobi sighed. 'I'd figure he'd ask sooner or later, but I was hoping he'd be at least Chuunin level.' "Naruto, what I'm about to tell you must remain a secret within these walls. If anyone found out about this, there would be uproar among the villagers."

"My lips are sealed, Grampa Saru."

After the explanation…

"WHAT?"

Yeah. The Third explained who his parents were. Snake was still cleaning out his ear because of the loud noise.

"You're telling me that my father sealed Kyuubi in me? And that my mother's nowhere to be found? Why didn't you tell me?"

"Because your father had countless enemies inside and outside the village. If any village, most likely Iwa and Kumo, had found out about your heritage, they would either try to kill you or kidnap you."

"How am I supposed to protect myself then?"

"That's what we're here to talk about. Snake, explain."

Snake sighed at this. "I'm here to pick you up because of your treatment. I've had someone talk to the Hokage in order to train you in the ways of a fighter and a ninja, so she picked up some scrolls and other stuff. She even picked up a few weapons and clothes. Personally, I don't know why the Master has interest in you, but he's mostly right about these things. We've agreed for the fighters, their friends, and other fighters to train you in many different styles (mine being stealth and weapons) so that you could train yourself in time for the Genin Exams. Are you up for it?"

Naruto thought for a moment.

"I SAY TAKE THE MAN'S OFFER." Kyuubi said.

"You got a deal, Snake-sensei," Naruto said.

"Great," Snake said. "But I warn you, the training's going to be harsh."

"Naruto," Sarutobi said, "no matter what happens; don't think of yourself as what the villagers think of you. Promise?"

"I promise, Old Man," Naruto said. "I plan on being Hokage, and I won't let anyone stand in my way. Not even the villagers."

Sarutobi smiled. 'He has your determination, Minato, and Kushina's smarts. You both will be proud.'

'He'll be enthusiastic now,' Snake said, 'but he'll find out that some of them can be harsh taskmasters.'

To be continued.

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(A/n: Dear God, it's been Ten Months…maybe Eleven. If anything, I've seen Naruto-competing-in-the-Smash-Tournament stories, but never one raised-by-Smash-Tournament-Contestant stories...well, none with a Naruto/Harem thing with both Naruto and the Nintendo/Konami/SEGA/Capcom/Square-Enix/other series.

I may know that Naruto doesn't belong in the Smash Bros tournament, but being raised by them is another story entirely. It will be explained what Naruto will be taught and what kind of antics it will involve. As for the Harem, it won't be the main Smash Cast and their intended loved ones from their respective series. And don't even THINK of main characters' intended loved ones (which means I'm going with MarioPeach, LuigiDaisy, LinkZelda, FoxKrystal, PopoNana, and those like it) with him. There are some points I WON'T touch with any integer multiplied with the amount of length from the Mr. Grinch song, which is 39.5x.)