Naruto: The True Story

By: Tour Guide62

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Cross my heart and hope to die.

Konoha: 12 years earlier

Third Hokage: (narrating) Once, there was a 9-tailed Demon Fox known as the Kyuubi…

Kyuubi: (waves) HELLO MOTHER!

Third Hokage: …and when he shook these tails landslides and tsunamis would occur…

Kyuubi: (looks at the damage he causes) OH CRAP, I JUST KNOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT…

Third Hokage: …finally, the villagers gathered their shinobi…

Leaf Village Ninja: (standing around drinking coffee.)

Third Hokage: AHEM!

Leaf Village Ninja: HEY! Mr. Saratoby! We don't tell you how to do your narration, you don't tell us how to fight the fox, ok?

(Points to Kyuubi, who is destroying a bunch of innocent trees)

Third Hokage: …Anyway, one ninja was finally able to seal the Kyuubi…

Fourth Hokage: (Tears in his eyes) KUSHINA! THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, BABYCAKES!

(Seals Kyuubi)

Third Hokage: …Having defeated the Demon, the brave shinobi died…

Fourth Hokage: Didn't see that one coming… (watches as the Shingimi takes his soul while dancing to the tune of Fergelicious.)

Third Hokage: …That shinobi was the Fourth Hokage, leader of Konoha, father of…

(The Third Hokage is shot with a tranquilizer dart. Two men in suits from the S.P.A., the Spoiler Prevention Agency, take him away. One of them pulls out a neurolizer from Men In Black and uses it on the camera. )

Welcome To Naruto: The True Story…

Wow… this was one short chapter.

Oh, well!

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