Aaand here's part two!
Hope y'all enjoy.
Announcer: Hello and welcome to The Sweet Tooth Show! Thanks for tuning in. Please give a round of applause to our new host, B!
Random audience member: *whispers to friend* Why do all of these guys have only one letter names..?
*B walks onto the set and heads straight for the fridge*
Audience: …
*B starts to devour jars upon jars of jam while several audience members gag*
-Several moments later-
Audience: …
-Several minutes later-
Random audience member: *stands up* BOO! This show SUCKS!
B: *jerks head in the direction of the person* What?! What the HELL did you just say?!?!
Same guy: *sits back down* Uh…nothing. *hangs head*
B: That's what I thought, fool. *goes back to shoveling handfuls of jam into his mouth*
*Producer runs onset and jerks the jam jar out of B's hands*
B: *staring at the producer in complete disbelief* …
Producer: This is live! You can't say that! And you need to go with the script! Remember?? You're supposed to be baking cupcakes! *shoves a copy of the script into B's hands*
B: …
Producer: Remember you work for me! Now get back to work, slave! *fuming, he scurries off the set, leaving a stunned B*
B: *eye twitches* …
-A few moments later-
*regaining his composure and shaking his head, B looks down at the script*
B: 'Hello. I'm B.' *looks at audience *
Audience: …
B: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO APPLOUD ME, YOU INCOMPETENT—
Producer: *gives B death stare*
B: *closes his eyes and sighs* … *looks back at script* Today I'm going to be making cupcakes. These can be great for any occasion, such as birthday—*freezes*
Producer: *motions for him to continue*
B: *throws script on the floor* What the hell is this?? *spits on the papers* Are you trying to get me arrested?!? *starts grabbing random ingredients and throwing them all together in a large bowl* How can I be better than L—*throws in a saltshaker*—if I'm in jail?? *throws in a small bottle extracted from his back pocket*
Producer/Audience: …
-Meanwhile, in the L.A. St. Peter's Mental Health Rehabilitation Clinic-
Big guy in a white coat: Good morning, L. How about I turn on the TV for you?
L: …
*The Sweet Tooth Show appears onscreen*
B: I WILL BEAT L!! AND I SHALL BE THE BEST!! KYAHAHAHAHA!!!
L: *shoots up from bed* I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!
-Back at Studio 13B-
B: *laughing maniacally and stirring the random contents in the bowl vigorously* HEE HEE HEE! Wait, no…AH HA HA HA HA!! Wait…how about—
Same random audience guy: BOO! YOU SUCK!
B: *stops* you… *puts down bowl and slowly looks up at the man* you…are next!!
Same guy: Wait…what?!
B: *jumps on top of the counter and grabs a knife from the drawer* YOU! BOB SMITH!!! *points at Bob*
Bob: Wait…how'd you know my name?? *stands up, starts to scoot past the seats and down the aisle*
B: *Leaps offset and into the audience* you're time is OUT, Bob!!! *starts chasing after Bob*
Bob: NOOOO!!! *runs out the exit door and proceeds to be followed by B, until running straight into a tree, dying instantly*
B: Well, that was disappointing…
B: *shrugs* Back to work…*hums*
-After B gets back to the Studio-
*Entire Audience is in chaos—people running and screaming and pointing at B and the set*
B: What? I didn't kill him. I swear! *looks on stage* Oh…
Produer: *dead*
B: *cracks up* Oops…henh henh henh henh…
Random audience member: *scream* it must have been Kira!! He just keeled over and grabbed his chest!! OH NOES!!!
Other random audience member: Who cares? This was waaay better than some gay cooking show *leaves to upload the whole thing on youtube*
B: Well, looks like I'm safe. And L will never know that I really… HAHAHAHA!!! *starts laughing so hard, people stare and leave quickly*
-After the studio clears out-
B: *walks over to the producer* Ha ha… *prods man with his shoe*
B: *looks over at the substance he had mixed earlier* Aww…did the little piggy try some of B's cupcake batter? That stuff is bad for you, you know…*starts to laugh and leaves the studio*
-Several hours later-
Unidentified person: *walks into the barren studio* Uh…hello?
Mystery man: *sees producer and walks over to him* Ew…
Mystery man: *sees the bowl of 'cupcake batter' and leans in* … *sniffs it slightly* …poison? What kind of a cooking show is this?!?! *takes out a chocolate bar and takes a bite*
Myster man: ...I kinda like it…
What happens to B? Who will be the new producer?? Who IS this new mystery man??? And WHY is L in the loony bin??? Oh wait, we know the last one already….